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Author Topic: Homo Depot Alert!!!  (Read 5950 times)

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Offline Oscar

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Homo Depot Alert!!!
« on: June 13, 2006, 12:35:37 PM »
I don't often forward scam alerts, but this one is legit and serious.
 BE WARNED! I don't know if you shop at the Home Depot, but this may be
useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam whiles out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two strapping muscular 18-year-old males come over to your truck as you are
packing your shopping into the back of your 4 X 4.
 They both take off there shirts and start wiping your windshield with
 Windex, revealing their young muscular arms, back, wash board abs and semi-hairy
 chest. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
 instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

 You agree and they get in the back seat of your Crew Cab. On the way, they
 start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front
seat and performs oral  sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen
 last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also
 yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

 Hugs and take care,


(THIS DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO ME, BUT I WISH IT DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Offline The Canuck

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 12:37:46 PM »
I'll go with an empty wallet.  ;)

The Canuck

Offline Oscar

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 12:46:37 PM »
Do you think this is why Rocky  was so excited about redoing the bathroom last month???

Offline The Canuck

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 01:20:57 PM »
Yeah..most likely he went to Homo Depot several times..a very naughty boy that Rocky.  :o

The Canuck

Offline Markmt

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 03:33:22 PM »
LOL, I got this in an e-mail a while ago, but it was girls instead of the guys....I thought oh well this dosent apply for me....but the warning from the Home Depot sounds like a warning I have to take seriously... :D
"Live to love and love to live."

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Offline DanielMark

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2006, 04:01:20 PM »
LOL Confirming once again that the stupid are roaming the earth.

That is freakin' hilarious! ;D



Offline DingoBoi

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 05:44:52 PM »
hey, I worked hard for that money  :o

Offline cubbybear

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2006, 07:28:48 PM »
Thank god I can't read.. i'm going down to home depot brb..  ;)
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Offline Iggy

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2006, 07:53:35 PM »
« Last Edit: January 12, 2007, 09:40:17 PM by Iggy »

Offline RAB

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2006, 08:26:17 PM »
Seriously pissed!   >:(

Damn Fool has been sending me to Lowe's every other day for this, that, and the other!  Now I find out that the real action has been going on at Homo Depot!  (No wonder he (damn fool) always volunteers to make those runs!  (BTW, the bathroom is coming along great.  But I had no idea how time consuming tiling could be!)


(Who needs to go buy a special "screw" and thinks Homo Depot is the place to go!   :-[ )

Offline randym431

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2006, 09:05:11 PM »
Yea I heard about this happening at walmart. Two fat chicks missing teeth adjust their hose in front of you, clean your windshield and ask for a ride. Luckily for me I threw up during the wideshield cleaning, so they left.   ;D  ;D  ;D

Offline Lisa

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2006, 09:26:27 PM »
Oh yeah, I thought it was real hilarious when you blew chunks all over my new Wal-mart sandals. >:(

My mom didn't care too much for you either! :-\
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Happiness is not getting what you want, but wanting what you have.

Offline TedEBearNC

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2006, 09:56:45 PM »
ROTF, Lisa!

Nice to know there is a Homo Depot about 5 min from my house.  ;)
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Offline Biggums

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2006, 10:10:16 PM »
Just went out and threw a bucket of mud all over the car.  Surely I need a new belt sander tonight don't I??

LOL, hilarious post.
44 year old gay man .......just broke up with the only man I've ever really loved.

You can love completely without complete understanding.

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2006, 10:18:04 PM »
I'm wondering if I can get blow-jobs at Target. There's this spunky little guy who works at the one in my town. He looks like he's be pretty good at it. I also wonder if I can use my instore charge card. ;)


Offline aztecan

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Re: Homo Depot Alert!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2006, 12:11:33 AM »
Just came home from Homo Depot! Do any of you know how much it costs to replace the convertible top on a Miata?!? Not to mention the new shift knob!

At least the police were very understanding. There's something about muscle mixed with motorcycle police uniforms.

Poorer, but sated.

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~ William Ellery Channing (Unitarian Minister)


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