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Author Topic: jokes...luckyluckylucky  (Read 1383 times)

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Offline luckyluckylucky

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« on: January 02, 2007, 09:46:26 AM »
I've been asked what LuckyLuckyLucky means as a handle.
The joke goes...
Joe met his friend George one day.
Joe said,"Hi George".
George said,"Don't calll me George, call me Lucky! I just hit the track for $4870!".

Six months later Joe saw Lucky and said "Hi Lucky".
Lucky said,"Don't call me lucky, call me LuckyLucky...I just hit Lotto for 68million bucks!"

A yeaar went by and the friends ran into each other again. This time LuckyLucky had a cast around his entire pelvis and was obviously in great pain.
Joe asked,"LuckyLucky, what happened man. You look awful".
LL said ,"Don't call me LuckyLucky...call me LuckyLuckyLucky"
When asked why, he said, " I was in bed with some dude's wife and he busted in with a shotgun and blew my butt off!"
Joe asked,"So what's Lucky about that?"
LuckyLuckyLucky said,"If the Hubby had busted in 10 seconds earlier he would have blown my freakin' head off!"

Hence my handle,
Conquistador Cielo


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