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Author Topic: Something for Jan- Anniebc- and our sisters !  (Read 1473 times)

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Offline alisenjafi

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Something for Jan- Anniebc- and our sisters !
« on: October 28, 2006, 01:39:41 PM »
I think you would get a kick out of this-
In many languages nouns  have gender apparently so does English:

Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS : They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them
PHOTOCOPIERS : These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons
TIRES : Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse.
SPONGES : These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water
WEB PAGES : Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on
TRAINS : Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people
EGG TIMERS : Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom
HAMMERS : Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying!
 And a big hug to the farm kids  :-*
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Offline Teresa

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Re: Something for Jan- Anniebc- and our sisters !
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2006, 01:55:33 PM »
Hubby HIV+ 5/5/06
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Something for Jan- Anniebc- and our sisters !
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2006, 05:58:00 PM »
 :D :D..Never a truer word was spoken, you certainly have the Male species pretty much sussed out.. ;)..thanks for the laugh.

Jan :-*
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Offline Lisa

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Re: Something for Jan- Anniebc- and our sisters !
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2006, 01:00:03 AM »
Thanks for sharing those J. I had to print them for my daughter.
I really appreciated the giggle today. ;D
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Offline swede_dish

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Re: Something for Jan- Anniebc- and our sisters !
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2006, 01:23:03 AM »
=) hahahaha
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