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Author Topic: WHALES -Another bad joke!!  (Read 1663 times)

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Offline bluelove

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WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« on: October 25, 2006, 06:39:42 PM »
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Eric l am back to being me...I know you love my BAD jokes!!

Blue (who is ducking)

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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2006, 07:48:49 PM »
LMAO!!! I love it!!!
Dx 2005

Offline cph9680

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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2006, 08:09:55 PM »

Offline Teresa

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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2006, 08:23:15 PM »
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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2006, 08:26:55 PM »
hahahahahahahah that is a belly laugh!
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Offline Life

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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2006, 09:04:49 PM »
Blue that was FUNNY... It didnt suck at all sweetie! ;D

Offline bluelove

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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2006, 10:35:21 PM »
Oh no Eric found this funny.

This going to be hard to follow up on.

I need a doughnut !

Offline Robert

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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2006, 11:54:11 PM »
give the lady 2 donuts.....that was good.


Offline Basquo

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Re: WHALES -Another bad joke!!
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2006, 12:09:50 AM »
What a tease--at least she could spit if she didn't want to swallow!


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