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Author Topic: GoodBye Dear Abby...  (Read 1569 times)

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Offline OneTampa

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GoodBye Dear Abby...
« on: January 17, 2013, 02:08:36 PM »

Ms. Abby, advice columnist, dies at 94.



I admit that I was a fan and avid reader of her sister, Ann Landers' column, first.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 02:17:12 PM by OneTampa »
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Offline Growler

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Re: GoodBye Dear Abby...
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2013, 06:26:49 PM »

6:56 AM EDT
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Phoenix who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Reno. One of my sisters is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence for the murder of a teenage boy. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with a minor.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former porn star who lives in Scottsdale. She is a part time 'working girl.'

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Congressman?


Worried About My Reputation


Thanks for all the wonderful columns, Abby, and Rest In Peace.
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”

Offline ds4146

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Re: GoodBye Dear Abby...
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2013, 09:48:00 PM »
Now that was funny! Thanks Growler! Take care!

Offline Growler

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Re: GoodBye Dear Abby...
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2013, 09:54:04 PM »
am ifected is ourt dear anne
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”

Offline BT65

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Re: GoodBye Dear Abby...
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 12:31:49 PM »
Yesterday at work I checked the online news and saw the story about Dear Abby passing.  I told one of my co-workers and she had no idea who I was talking about (she's in her 20's).  I thought everyone knew who Abby was.
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