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Author Topic: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.  (Read 1825 times)

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Offline Mouse

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ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
« on: October 02, 2006, 02:11:29 PM »
I've been alerted that some time this week a rhino will be boarding a plane to Australia. I thought I'd alert the members of this forum that live in Australia - especially Matty, since he seems to be heading right in his direction!!!!

This is an extremely important announcement because this rhinocerous has been noted to be EXTREMELY cuddily. Instead of attacking his victims, he snuggles them. All past victims have been found snuggling him in a corner going 'awwww'.

Be afraid.

 ;D ilu Matty.

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2006, 07:53:22 PM »
Rhino! On a Plane!!!!!


(Who is madly in love with Rhinos)

Offline anniebc

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Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2006, 09:13:56 PM »
Any change for sending a few to NZ Jaser...."awwww".

Jan :-*
(who was actually chased by the real thing while on safari in East Africa... :D)
Never knock on deaths door..ring the bell and run..he really hates that.

Offline whizzer

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Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2006, 09:50:52 PM »
A Rhino tried to pee on me at the National Zoo one time.  I wondered why the plexiglass was there at the viewing platform.

They sure can pee a long way, and their willies pivot around to aim it in all directions.


Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2006, 09:52:52 PM »
When I lived in Dubbo, which is in the west of NSW, there was a huge open plains zoo. They had rhinos there. Cantankerous and smelly brutes.

I just love them.


Offline Moffie65

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Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2006, 12:29:55 PM »

Here is a link to one of my Rhino tales, and just in case you didn't read it, you might find it fun.


Anyway, thanks for the fun thread.

In Love.
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavne


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