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Offline AIDS2HIV

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Hot Damn!!
« on: August 01, 2006, 04:36:23 PM »
Its crazy hot here in my neck of the woods, heat index well over 105....thought id have a little fun with it today. We all have our own little sayings, " Its hotter than...."  thought maybe we could share some of them here. Now i have heard ALOT of these kinda sayings, they are much like y0 momma jokes, but ill go first, and post the one i made up myself, and like the most as well....

Its hotter than... powder burns on a Dick Cheney Huntin' Trip*
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Offline Teresa

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2006, 04:57:12 PM »
Its so HOT I saw 2 trees fighting over a dog.
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Offline DanielMark

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2006, 04:58:37 PM »
LOL I here ya A2H!

Right now it's 35C/95F in Ottawa (Canada)  but feeling like 48C/118F.

We had the worst lightning storms of the season so far overnight. The power went out for a couple hours, so no a/c and not even a fan. That was fun. They're also calling for more storms tonight.

The world has gone mad, and I might be following soon if this doesn't let up.  8)



Offline jae3

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2006, 05:24:38 PM »
Its HOT here too! Actual temp at almost 5:30pm is 97 but with the heat index, its 107.

Our saying, "its hotter than a witches titty!"

I have often wondered how someone would know how hot a witches titty is?
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2006, 05:34:57 PM »
Oh what I would give for a nice warm, sunny day...it's cold here, only 8 degrees....so enough of all this talk about nice hot days... :D

JAE...The saying here in NZ is "As cold as a witche's Tit"

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Offline ACinKC

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2006, 05:44:05 PM »
I think that since they have a HEAT index... it's 105 but it FEELS like 118 outside!... they should have a DICK index, I know its only 4" baby but its gonna FEEL like 8"!!!!
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Offline Basquo

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2006, 05:45:01 PM »
Jan we say that in Texas too!  Only we don't know how to drive in snow or ice so we sit around making stuff up...for example, "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra laying face down in four feet of snow with a posicle up her ass and nitrous in her nose..."  Thank goodness our winter in Austin is only 3 days long max!

Offline anniebc

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2006, 06:16:31 PM »
 :D :D :D..@ Basquo...only in Austin eh.. ;)

Jan :-*
Never knock on deaths door..ring the bell and run..he really hates that.

Offline livingpositively

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2006, 07:11:45 PM »
I always say "ooooh, it's hot...it's AFRICA HOT!!!"

I also like "It's hotter than the hubs of hell"
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Offline Quarter Horse

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2006, 07:15:19 PM »
We always said, "It's hotter than a whore in church."
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: IT GOES ON.

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Offline jack

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2006, 08:25:47 PM »
you all have no idea of what hot is. Hot is Houston. I was in DC last week and it was 100 and I found it rather pleasant compared to Houston when its in low 90s. You know its hot when you break a sweat at 5am going out to get the paper.

Offline Dennis

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Re: Hot Damn!!
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2006, 10:00:51 PM »
I thought it got hot here in S. Florida.  A few weeks I landed in Las Vegas at 11pm and it was 112 degrees.  One morning we left a nigtclub at 8am and it was already 89 degrees. 


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