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Author Topic: Whats worse?  (Read 1346 times)

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Offline Roie

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Whats worse?
« on: February 09, 2008, 12:27:32 PM »
**Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding
>     ring cut off from his willy after his mistress found the ring in
>     his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while
>     he was asleep.**
>     **I don't know what's worse:**
>     **1) Having your mistress find out you're married.**
>     **2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
>     willy.**
>     **3) Or finding out your willy fits through your wedding ring.**
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Whats worse?
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 12:33:13 PM »
LMAO. I don't know what's worse either considering I don't have a penis. But with all the piercing and sex toys out there today, the mistress might just think it is a penis accessory.... ;D
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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: Whats worse?
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 11:11:34 PM »
If I was Monte Hall and the show was "Let's Make a Deal", I would choose Door #3  ;D  Have the best day
(who was mildly curious over the Lorena Bobbit case and the therapy her husband had to do after it was reattached)

Offline dvinemstre

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Re: Whats worse?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 12:03:32 AM »
i'd have to say that waking up to the realization you are 1) to dumb to leave your ring in the car and 2) your mistress is not going to bonk you again and 3) your wife will be pissed would be enough...of course for me, having the little cock would be the worst, lol. (glad her new lover needs Magnus XLs) no rings in sight


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