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Author Topic: Getting...how you say...jiggy wit' it?  (Read 819 times)

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Getting...how you say...jiggy wit' it?
« on: July 10, 2007, 11:25:59 AM »
Life is basically just one straight line as of yesterday. This is a very very good thing. Stability and a secured schedual is what I need at this point and presto-chango! I got it!

Whilist sitting in a country bar with my ex brother in law's cousin (no lie.) I started writing a list of what I like to call "The Ten Jennandments".
Please feel free to add any more  :)

1.)  Thou shalt not pass in front of my car without seeing my finger. - - - Waving high and proud, baby.
    2.) Thou shalt only bring 10 items or less in the express lane. - - - Jerks.
    3.) Thou shal turn off thy cell phone in resturants. - - -  Or at least put it on vibrate. I don't want to listen

       to  your boyfriend's "All Night Long" Lionel Richie personalized ringtone. Gag.
    4.) If thou smelt it, thou delt it. - - - You heard me.

    5.) Thou shall not touch a sista's stereo. - - - I have it on the golden oldies for a reason. I know all the lyrics
         and I can sing along which will up the likelihood of your embarrassment.

    6.) Thou shall check thyself before thy break thyself. - - -  (I know, I know..Monique's Charm School rip 
         off...but it rings true.)

     7.) Thou shall keep thy shopping cart twenty feet from my car at all times. - - - Or thou risks getting thy
          ass beat.

      8.) Thou shall refrain from using pet names in all situations.  - - - No, my name ain't baby.

      9.) Thou shall not "channel flip" during The Montel Williams Show". - - - Nobody comes between me and
            my Montel.

      10.) Thou shall not request that I "holla" at thou. - - - I will call you...I will write you a letter...but a lady
             never yells.

I hope everyone has a good day!

Ciao bellas.

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