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Author Topic: What's your name?  (Read 11676 times)

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Offline JohnOso

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2007, 04:17:55 PM »
He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.

Why don't things like this ever happen to me?

(who obviously is not running in the right circles)

Offline Optimistic

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2007, 05:06:30 PM »
How about the USC quarterback, John David Booty.

12/06 (Atripla): cd4 - 260; cd% - 33%; vl - 169
1/07 (Atripla): cd4 - 267; cd% - 38.1%; vl - 132
4/07 (Atripla): cd4 - 373; cd% - 33.9%; vl - <50
7/07 (Atripla); cd4 - 287; cd% - 35.8%; vl - <50
9/07 (Atripla); cd4 - 356; cd% - 39.5%; vl - <50
12/07 (Atripla); cd4 - 517

Offline Rich_Leeds

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2007, 07:31:46 PM »
Not really funny, but slightly amusing, I went to school with a girl called Janet Jackson, and she had an older brother called Michael...

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24/05/07 - CD4 - 486, Viral Load- 94
06/09/07 - CD4 - 502, Viral Load - undetectable
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Offline tigger2376

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2007, 07:35:39 PM »
And if porn star names are road name where you born and first pet....
ladies and gentlemen I give you
'Twist Little Bottoms'
sounds like a dickens porn adaptation!!!

there was a bloke in clinic today called John Thomas ;D
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

Offline Catman

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2007, 08:38:46 PM »
Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....
Mine's Twist London, or Twist Barnet...far too 'real' sounding! ;D
LMAO with this comment, Tigger!

 Talking about weird names , I had a female coworker by the name of "Lesbia". That could be short for lesbian, but she was straight and had kids. They would page her through the loud speakers in the company and people just giggled. What an embarrassing name for a straight woman or maybe even for a real dike. The other name I remember when living in Florida was my kindergarden teacher's last name. She was "Mrs. Overstreet"! How odd!

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Meow to the end
of this dreadful disease...


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