Glory to God on high! Let earth and skies reply!

[Miss Philicia]

It seems Father P. Robertson has returned to his favorite subject matter -- the devious homosexuals spreading ta AIDS. But this time he's taken it a step further. It seems Satan has instructed his legions of Sodomites to infect the unsuspecting heterosexual community via a secret decoder ring!

Can't wait to see this reenacted Fortune Feimster later this week on Chelsea Lately.

[GSOgymrat]

Typical.

[mitch777]

Next he will be sayin' we have found a way to infect cockroaches to destroy the world.

[GSOgymrat]

Of course none of you bothered to tell me about this ring. For twenty years I have been trying to usher in the apocalypse the old fashioned way by having sex with everyone I come into contact with. Frankly, I'm exhausted.

[tednlou2]

It would be funny, if it wasn't sad.  There are many, who watch him and believe what he says.  For the life of me, I don't understand why broadcast stations continue to carry his show.  Well, money.  But, none of us could buy airtime to give our views. 

An AIDS ring?  Is there an ugly creature that calls it "my precious?"  I've watched some of those "protecting the president" shows on History, where some speculate whether someone could shake the president's hand, while wearing a ring that has a needle on it, to inject him with some kind of poison.  Perhaps he fell asleep watching that show, and thought it was about the gays with AIDS. 

[Tool man]

Pat Robertson Suggests Gays With AIDS Wear Rings To Cut, Infect Others.....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/pat-robertson-aids-rings_n_3824401.html

TM

[GSOgymrat]

You've been scooped by Miss P.

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=50211.0

[Andy Velez]

In a terribly, terribly uncertain world Pat Robertson can always be counted upon. Yes, he can.

[mecch]

Pat Robertson and Louis Farrakhan Muhammad should do The Odd Couple Off Broadway.

[WillyWump]

O.M.G.

and love this bit of advice... It's simple "don't have sex with that elderly man with AIDS you are driving to church"

Robertson is an idiot.

-Will (A god fearing church going cocksucking faggot)

[tednlou2]

It amazes me how local stations haven't been pressured to drop his show.  It isn't just on the Christian Broadcasting Network.  It is syndicated on local stations, in just about every TV market. 

Can you imagine if Ellen, for example, said Christians use rings to deliver drugs to church members, in order to brainwash them?  There would be speeches on the House floor, with calls for stations to drop her show.  There would be boycotts of Warner Brothers, which produces and distributes her show.  But, he seems to be able to say whatever he wants.  Yes, he is ridiculed, but he hasn't suffered from having his show dropped.  Is it because he is seen as an old man with dementia?  "That's just nutty Pat?"  Is it because stations worry dropping a "Christian" program would result in a huge backlash?  I don't get it. 

[oksikoko]

Next he will be sayin' we have found a way to infect cockroaches to destroy the world.

Shhhhhhh! Ixnay on the ecretsay anplay.

[mitch777]

Shhhhhhh! Ixnay on the ecretsay anplay.

Ha!
Don't worry. They say Cher will outlive the cockroaches.

[klassykitty]

Even my step-mom thinks he's a moron which must mean that he really is a stupid, moronic, jack-ass.

Michelle

[wolfter]

In the early days, we were able to keep the AIDS ring a secret.  But as the numbers grew, it was bound to get out.  Hopefully, our syphilis ridden cock rings will remain a secret.   

[Ann]

In the early days, we were able to keep the AIDS ring a secret.  But as the numbers grew, it was bound to get out.  Hopefully, our syphilis ridden cock rings will remain a secret.   

Have you been up all night again? That hardly reads like an early morning post.

[wolfter]

Have you been up all night again? That hardly reads like an early morning post.

Quite clever eh?  I'm dropping my pious persona and entering the dark side.  But I really shouldn't have had this 3rd pot of coffee after finishing off a couple of Dews.

[Hellraiser]

O.M.G.

and love this bit of advice... It's simple "don't have sex with that elderly man with AIDS you are driving to church"

Robertson is an idiot.

-Will (A god fearing church going cocksucking faggot)

Worried your one venue for getting laid is gonna get shut down?

[oksikoko]

Have you been up all night again? That hardly reads like an early morning post.

That depends on whether you just got up or you're still up from the night before.

[WillyWump]

Worried your one venue for getting laid is gonna get shut down?

Bitch puhleaze, I'll always have my eager drag queens if the church pipeline runs dry.

[Hellraiser]

Bitch puhleaze, I'll always have my eager drag queens if the church pipeline runs dry.

Just don't drunkenly stumble into the wig room and creep out like last time.