Author Topic: Puppy Love (Read 11979 times)

Hellraiser · « **on:** August 28, 2010, 02:57:12 am »

I would like to commence a discussion about dog sex.

This can and should include the relative hotness of say a Great Dane to a Rottweiler or German Shepherd.
Please do not derail my thread with talk of porn stars, forum netiquette, bullying, appropriateness of topic, or anything that doesn't directly relate to dog sex.

Thank you,
-Sarcasmo

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2010, 05:05:52 am »

Poll fail.

No sausage (wiener) dog option - clearly the most fuckable breed.

Click for awesome truth!

MtD

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2010, 05:30:17 am »

Really? Dog Sex? I will stay on topic once I see where this goes but it sounds kinda freaky.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2010, 06:45:47 am »

I prefer chickens myself.

Dachshund · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2010, 07:26:22 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on August 28, 2010, 05:05:52 am

Poll fail.

No sausage (wiener) dog option - clearly the most fuckable breed.

Click for awesome truth!

MtD

That's not nice you big bully. You know very well my never ending struggle with wiener hoarding.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2010, 07:41:39 am »

Quote from: Dachshund on August 28, 2010, 07:26:22 am

That's not nice you big bully. You know very well my never ending struggle with wiener hoarding.

My weiner likes pussy

Hellraiser · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2010, 08:30:03 am »

Quote from: skeebo1969 on August 28, 2010, 06:45:47 am

I prefer chickens myself.

No Derails!

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2010, 11:33:33 am »

Quote from: Hellraiser on August 28, 2010, 08:30:03 am

No Derails!

LMFAO Trey!!
I don't understand why the Great Dane is trailing behind (no pun intended)
He is majestic, tall, dark, hung --- absolutely beautiful
If they had a Great Dane video/bookstore near me with doggy glory holes I'm sure the place would be packed.
Please support my Great Danes - show some love
This has been a non-paid political announcement from The Great Danes are Sexy Dogs Committee (which right now has only one member, but is sure to grow)

-Phil (who has a thing for Great Danes)

Jeff G · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2010, 11:46:37 am »

If I were ever cornerd by a pack of horny dogs and was forced to make a pick of the litter I would have to go Rottweiler . Theoretically of course .

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2010, 11:57:00 am »

Dayummm beagles are still winning
I think about Beagles - I think about Snoopy - (he does kind of have a swag to him)

Little known fact (or possibly fiction):

Most beagles are registered Republicans

Most Great Danes are Democrats

Maybe that will help increase support of my Danes.

nixsmail · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2010, 12:13:00 pm »

basset hounds and jack russells, for me top the list.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2010, 12:24:42 pm »

Beagles and Great Danes are "neck in neck" in the voting

Get out and vote - support your Great Danes

Great Danes do it doggy style

Beagles do it people style

Joe K · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2010, 03:02:29 pm »

I have to go with the Doberman, as I have two Miniatures. And before you laugh, the Dobermans, were bred from Miniatures. I also think that Greyhounds are absolutely stunning dogs.

Hellraiser · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2010, 03:04:16 pm »

Not a single Cocker Spaniel vote yet, I keep waiting for Leatherman to weigh in with his obvious choice.

Jeff G · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2010, 03:11:20 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on August 28, 2010, 03:02:29 pm

I have to go with the Doberman, as I have two Miniatures. And before you laugh, the Dobermans, were bred from Miniatures. I also think that Greyhounds are absolutely stunning dogs.

Those breeds are to skinny/herion chic for my taste . I like muscle .

Joe I would never laugh at your taste in dogs though .

WillyWump · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2010, 04:53:23 pm »

THis is a bogus thread cause everyone knows Whippets are the ultimate sexy dog.

w

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2010, 05:16:43 pm »

Boy, if Neo could only understand just how much his (other) pic has helped the pitbull vote, I think he would be proud. Can you all believe I voted Beagle? I'm sorta ashamed.

PS Yes, I know my house is a mess right now. I have it all to myself this weekend and I'll cleanup about 5 minute before the wife pulls in the driveway.

Snowangel · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2010, 05:50:37 pm »

I voted pitbull for thier loyalty and strength.
I would of posted of pic of mine but couldn't figure out how to add a pic.....

Snowangel · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2010, 06:47:54 pm »

Cassius

Thanks, Skeebo!!!

Joe K · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2010, 06:49:25 pm »

The best dog I ever had was a golden retriever named Mac. He was 110 pounds and a beautiful and intelligent dog. I had him for 18 years. The only reason I got Min Pins, is I found Pez, in a pound, she had been beaten and I just fell in love with her. She's going on 15. Actually, virtually all dogs are great dogs.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2010, 06:55:47 pm »

Quote from: Snowangel on August 28, 2010, 06:47:54 pm

Cassius

Thanks, Skeebo!!!

Wow!!! Very handsome pit, I am impressed. He looks like he's got some American Bulldog in him, primarily the Scott type. I remember you telling me his weight and even Neo must get his size from another breed. He's consided too big to be your average American Pitbull I think, which should weigh around 60 lbs max I heard.

Neo's 85 lbs and pretty much all muscle.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2010, 06:57:03 pm »

Quote from: skeebo1969 on August 28, 2010, 05:16:43 pm

Boy, if Neo could only understand just how much his (other) pic has helped the pitbull vote, I think he would be proud. Can you all believe I voted Beagle? I'm sorta ashamed.

PS Yes, I know my house is a mess right now. I have it all to myself this weekend and I'll cleanup about 5 minute before the wife pulls in the driveway.

Handsome fella there Skeets. I'd slip him a length.

MtD

Snowangel · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2010, 07:03:58 pm »

Thanks! I was thinking he might have some Great Dane or something, he is really tall.

I just read that you voted for the beagle, TRAITOR, LOL!!

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2010, 07:11:22 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on August 28, 2010, 06:57:03 pm

Handsome fella there Skeets. I'd slip him a length.

MtD

Thanks.

I acquired him from a guy at my job who slept with a blond haired, beautiful coworker. Problem was he was married and his wife found out about it, and kicked him out telling him to take the dog too. It's an ongoing joke between me and Liz (girl he slept with) - I thank her often.

His wife and him got back together, but she didn't want him taking the dog back.

I'm not complaining.

Jeff G · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2010, 08:12:08 pm »

<a href="http://s823.photobucket.com/albums/zz153/jg1962/?action=view&current=s1108951919_340752_7883650.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz153/jg1962/s1108951919_340752_7883650.jpg" border="0" alt="zita"></a>

This is my best attempt to post a pic to date LOL

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2010, 08:15:42 pm »

I just tried to post a photo from Flickr and couldn't get it to work. I also fail.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2010, 09:17:31 pm »

Quote from: jg1962 on August 28, 2010, 08:12:08 pm

This is not the place to try and learn to use photobucket . I fail .

I saw it. Very nice, English Bulldog is it? All you have to do is paste it between this [img] /img]. of course when you press the tab it will have all the necessary brackets. I'm not a very good teacher.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 29, 2010, 09:07:27 am »

Quote from: Snowangel on August 28, 2010, 07:03:58 pm

Thanks! I was thinking he might have some Great Dane or something, he is really tall.

I just read that you voted for the beagle, TRAITOR, LOL!!

Cheah, I gotta take these polls a bit more seriously. I just messed around and gave a bogus vote for what's going to be on this year's menu at a fantasty football draft taking place next weekend. I'd much rather have Bobby Flay's Chile and Wings over Publix (supermarket down here) finger sandwhiches and hotdogs.

Cassius is gorgeous.. Do you get a liot of compliments on him? I am always getting compliments on Neo.

Quote from: jg1962 on August 28, 2010, 08:12:08 pm

This is my best attempt to post a pic to date LOL

Jg, let me help you out a bit.

Very nice!

Jeff G · « **Reply #28 on:** August 29, 2010, 09:11:58 am »

Thanks Skeebo . Yes , she is a very spoiled English Bulldog .

Hellraiser · « **Reply #29 on:** August 29, 2010, 11:38:16 am »

I'm half tempted to post pictures of a beagle in a 2 piece bikini to bolster votes for that breed.

Jeff G · « **Reply #30 on:** August 29, 2010, 11:44:51 am »

Quote from: Hellraiser on August 29, 2010, 11:38:16 am

I'm half tempted to post pictures of a beagle in a 2 piece bikini to bolster votes for that breed.

My dog loves to wear her collar and will bring it to me sometime , problem is it gives her hot spots on her neck .

The remedy is pearls . She has a white pair and a black pair and it makes her happy . She gets lots of attention riding in the car when people see a bulldog in the passenger seat wearing pearls .

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #31 on:** August 29, 2010, 04:18:22 pm »

Quote from: Hellraiser on August 29, 2010, 11:38:16 am

I'm half tempted to post pictures of a beagle in a 2 piece bikini to bolster votes for that breed.

MOAR BEEGALS!

lolwtfbbq!

MtD

Snowangel · « **Reply #32 on:** August 29, 2010, 10:37:26 pm »

Quote from: jg1962 on August 29, 2010, 11:44:51 am

My dog loves to wear her collar and will bring it to me sometime , problem is it gives her hot spots on her neck .

The remedy is pearls . She has a white pair and a black pair and it makes her happy . She gets lots of attention riding in the car when people see a bulldog in the passenger seat wearing pearls .

She doesn't need pearls she is adorable without them. Please try to get a pic of her wearing them, it must be so cute. Skeeb might hook you up again with the pic posting.

I hate to say but I never take Cassius out in public. There are too many knuckleheads in this city who would go crazy for a dog his size. I see the young guys with thier pits and thier two inch thick chains with big links, collar weighs half the dog, thinking they got the biggest thing walking. It's sickening, I hope they are taking care of them for real. I am lucky enough to have conservation land next to my house so we do a lot of walks in the woods. When he wants to blow off some steam he races around the house or I throw him the ball. He can jump pretty high for his size. Does Neo ever step on your feet? Cassius does all the time but has no idea he is doing it, I have to give him the stare and tell him to get off.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 30, 2010, 12:10:53 am »

Quote from: Snowangel on August 29, 2010, 10:37:26 pm

Does Neo ever step on your feet? Cassius does all the time but has no idea he is doing it, I have to give him the stare and tell him to get off.

Oh yes, and it hurts like hell sometimes. If you start rubbing his back he starts flicking that back leg and his paw, if it catches you just right, can do damage. He has a very heavy tail too, when it wags and strikes you it's like getting hit with a whip.

BT65 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 30, 2010, 03:58:52 am »

My daughter, who lives in Washington (state), has a pit, who's a wonderful dog. According to her. She sent me a pic of him with my newest granddaughter. The granddaughter is laying on the dog, and the dog looks as content as can be.

Around here lately, there has been a lot of animal abuse. A couple weeks ago, a man and his son were arrested after the police came upon them beating their pitbull, to the point of near death. They used baseball bats, and had hit the dog so hard, he was missing an eye. He had to be put down, and I wish they would have put down the owners. I hate that kind of shit.

Snowangel · « **Reply #35 on:** August 30, 2010, 08:03:56 am »

BT- That kind of stuff makes me sick to my stomach, I wish they could put the owners down too.

Skeebo- LOL, yup, those tails are brutal, Cash does the same thing.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #36 on:** August 30, 2010, 03:36:26 pm »

Ok, I am a pussy person myself..I love the kitties but why isn't Yorkies on the list? I think they are adorable...Just saying tho I voted for the Pit.

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #37 on:** August 30, 2010, 05:19:18 pm »

Lots of puppies know about love, but this one knows about de RRRRomance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UenPv_Ajfw

Hellraiser · « **Reply #38 on:** August 30, 2010, 06:11:56 pm »

Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 30, 2010, 05:19:18 pm

Lots of puppies know about love, but this one knows about de RRRRomance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UenPv_Ajfw

This is possibly the coolest thing I've seen in the history of the internet

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