Author Topic: Masturbation (Read 19145 times)

lydgate · « **on:** January 20, 2007, 03:22:55 pm »

Masturbation is clearly one of the great blessings of life.

I'm always curious to know when people first "stumbled" upon this great activity.

And also if there are tips -- special techniques etc -- anyone wants to share.

Jay

thunter34 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2007, 03:28:43 pm »

I learned about it from slightly older boys in the neighborhood. They figured it out and taught me.

I know: Hot, right?

(Figures I'd be the first to reply to this.)

Also, there is an entire website devoted to this: JackinWorld.com (I think)

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2007, 03:30:49 pm »

I stumbled on the art when I was thirteen years old in my aunts bathroom. Her sons use to have hustler mags hidden in there. Before that I was a bed huncher..

I have it really good though. I only use my left hand because the right hand has not been able to figure out how to do it like the left. This really is a benefit though, because the left hand has not figured out how to use the mouse on my computer like the right hand

.

Neither hand likes to clean the mess afterwards, which is probably why both ex wives always wondered about that spot on the side of the mattress..

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2007, 03:31:56 pm »

I first masturbated and had my first orgasm on an Easter Sunday before going to church. I recall it quite clearly. I was at my grandparents and they'd let my brother and I sleep out in their RV for the night camping and everyone was inside the house getting ready, but I was waiting to use the shower as it wasn't hooked up in the RV.

Oh, and I'm sure I was thinking about Kevin Smallwood who had a locker 2 down from me in middle school, 6th grade, and was a year or two older than everyone in my grade. He was pubescently progressed and wore REALLY REALLY tight denim every day (well, those days he showed up for class... major truant case!) and he'd ALWAYS place his huge cock down the inside of his left leg so if I looked over at Suzy to chit chat (her locker was in between) I'd get this nice chance to look at Kevin's package.

omg... KEVIN MADE ME GAY. And don't you love his last name in light of my story. Oh, the irony.

lydgate · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2007, 03:32:44 pm »

Details, Tim, details!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2007, 03:46:47 pm »

I was 12. I put two and two together from conversations that kids who were a couple grades ahead of me would have in the back of the school bus.

thunter34 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2007, 03:55:24 pm »

This gives the term 'Sticky Thread' a new meaning.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:01:12 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on January 20, 2007, 03:55:24 pm

This gives the term 'Sticky Thread' a new meaning.

ZING!

Life · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:06:51 pm »

Swimteam 12 years old... Speedo's, boys bathroom with two other boys who were two years older than me.. They did the work and I just laid there and was amazed... Sorta scary who could walk in the door since we were just "out there" in the middle of the room life dufusus....

thunter34 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:10:41 pm »

Quote from: lydgate on January 20, 2007, 03:32:44 pm

Details, Tim, details!

Me, Jimmy, James and Shane (oh, yes...Shane) would meet up in either the woods at the end of my back yard or in the basement at J's grandmother's and stroke to found Hustler (and other) magazines.

Sometimes we would do it for each other cause it felt better that way.

(I know...you're just dying over this, ain't ya? I'm kinda warm just remembering...)

lydgate · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:13:53 pm »

I was 15, late bloomer I guess. I knew what "masturbation" meant from reading books (thank you, Edmund White) but didn't actually try it until I bought my first pseudo-porn. Penthouse Letters I think it was. Lawd! I used to whack off to straight porn!

Timmy: yes, I'm all hot and bothered now.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:16:52 pm »

Oh, I was counting just by-yourself masturbation, not group fondling. If we count that I pulled down every guy's pants down in my neighborhood and got them hard from an even younger age. I was so out of control nobody would visit for sleep overs anymore. Messy... though myself I never orgasmed and I guess we were all to young.

thunter34 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:19:49 pm »

Yeah. My youth was a mixture of both.

Like I always say...

Some kids play doctor. I played specialist.

dtwpuck · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:28:21 pm »

My cousin, a year older than I and so much wiser in the ways of the world, or so I thought, introduced me to the fine art of pud pounding... among errr other things when I was in the sixth grade.

chm02 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2007, 04:43:07 pm »

I discovered masturbation by way of an electric toothbrush, which i happened to rest against my crotch while examining my teeth in the mirror...... the vibration on my dick was amazing.
Spent a lot of time brushing my teeth with the bathroom door locked thereafter....

Life · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2007, 05:07:19 pm »

Jesus, just think what you can do with an Oral B these days!

marco23 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2007, 05:28:49 pm »

I was 12 and so was my friend who lived next door, I had gone over to his house and went to his bedroom to listen to the radio; he turned off the lights and after several minutes he reached over and rubbed me, then got on top and started humping me like a rabbit!..with our clothes on..and I loved it! Back at home, we had a couch w/ long pilllows so i figured I'd reenact what I had done and kept rubbing the pillow against me..Not to long after, I kept humping my couch!...after a while I finally realized, what if I use my hand?...
I was very attached to that couch...

lydgate · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2007, 05:37:43 pm »

Genet: Masturbation is the best kind of sex, because the pleasure given is equal to the pleasure received.

RapidRod · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2007, 05:45:15 pm »

Masturbation, oh, sometime right after I was born. Yes, I do wear glasses and have hair in the palms of my hands.

Longislander · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2007, 06:37:29 pm »

12 -upstairs shower at dad's house after going to work with him all damn day. Washing as usual, but somehow my dick felt really good as i washed it. Just like making a hot dog out of clay, rubbing it between both palms,then something came out............ Got yelled at to 'hurry up' every night thereafter~

Force1 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2007, 06:43:33 pm »

They say practice makes perfect, well I practice often.

Eldon · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2007, 06:46:06 pm »

Tip: Really sense how it feels.

thunter34 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2007, 07:10:55 pm »

Quote from: Eldon on January 20, 2007, 06:46:06 pm

Tip: Really sense how it feels.

And here I've been all these years...not paying the least bit of attention.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2007, 07:27:31 pm »

What the fuck kind of comment is that Eldon? I swear...

Eldon · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2007, 07:31:17 pm »

Philly: TRY it and you WILL find out.

"What Can I do today to make a better Tomorrow?"

thunter34 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2007, 09:12:41 pm »

Quote from: Eldon on January 20, 2007, 06:46:06 pm

Tip: Really sense how it feels.

Or: Make the BEST of each play!

Amosboy · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2007, 09:28:34 pm »

Hmmm....let's go way back. I spent the night with a friend and we were going to go fishing the next day with his dad. The boat was parked in the garage and was ready to be hooked up the next morning. That night, we spent the night in the boat (in the garage)...crazy boys...we must have been really excited about the trip. Anyway, I was nine and he was twelve, and he wanted to show me his cock. I'll never forget it. It was really hard and bent to the right...not a smooth bend like a banana...more like a boomerang. He said that if you pulled on it for three or four minutes this stuff came out of it and it would feel really good. He pulled on his and I pulled on mine. And yeah...it felt good and I had the feeling of cuming but nothing came out. He, of course, squirted all over his stomach and made me feel it. I remember feeling sort of disappointed that mine didn't squirt anything but it felt really good. I also remember it really smelling a lot like bleach or chlorine.

Maybe two years of jacking off went by before something finally erupted out of my cock like a volcano. It was one of my proudest moments. Finally, that ball aching feeling was followed by a big shot of jizzzuummm!!

I've been loving it ever since. My record was nine times in one day....sort of shot blanks around #8 though

Brooks

PS On a side note, a friend in my neighborhood used to jackoff by rolling his cock between his hands like he was trying to start a fire with a stick....I swear!!!!

PSS For the record, I don't particularly like to use any lube when I jack off either. I like to jerk it rough and hard.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2007, 09:31:46 pm »

I gotta tell you, I love masterbation...In the beginning it was about using the hands until I developed cramps in my fingers....Got to talking to my best friend one day about it and she introduced me to vibrators and I fell in love.

lydgate · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2007, 09:59:12 pm »

I use lube, a lot of it. Currently: Vaseline.

thunter34 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:03:03 pm »

I love lube! But when I'm running low, I know how to improvise.

Let's just say...

Florence Henderson ain't the only one who knows how to cook with Wesson.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:05:54 pm »

When I was 14, I was curious as to what the effects of toothpaste would be.

I thought it would be pleasantly tingly.

No.

Don't do it.

Ever.

fondeveau · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:29:09 pm »

Watch out for ben-gay and icy-hot, too.

Lwood · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:29:26 pm »

This pretty much sums it up....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtTMZafZ3GA

man, Ive really been missing out

thunter34 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:34:17 pm »

Abolene.

It ain't a town in Texas.

lydgate · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:45:46 pm »

I just did a rough calculation of how many times I've masturbated in 19 years of masturbation. The figure (guesstimate) shocked even me. Fun math for a Saturday night.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:50:14 pm »

Oh no... is that like "Hot Lube" -- have you ever used that stuff? Awful... that brings back unpleasant memories of having sex with a girl in college. Thanks.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:52:40 pm »

Quote from: lydgate on January 20, 2007, 10:45:46 pm

I just did a rough calculation of how many times I've masturbated in 19 years of masturbation. The figure (guesstimate) shocked even me. Fun math for a Saturday night.

I have had about 13,140 onanistic experiences. With an average time of seven minutes per session... hmm... that means I've spent 63.875 days out of the past 12 years pleasuring myself.

That's like the time I measured a cigarette... and did the math... and figured out that over the course of my lilfe, I've smoked like 4 miles worth of cigarettes.

I'm so proud of all of these figures.

Eldon · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:52:56 pm »

Philly: You seemed to have narrowed down to the better choice in Lubes which do you prefer?

"What Can I do today to make a better Tomorrow?"

ademas · « **Reply #38 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:54:56 pm »

I was 13, and learned about it from a younger kid in the neighborhood who caught his older brother in the act.
I once borrowed some suntan lotion from my sister's room for lubrication--
didn't pay attention that it was the "sunless tan" variety.
I had an orange penis and palm for nearly 2 weeks.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #39 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:00:08 pm »

I must say old fashion Baby Oil works well when I'm alone. The smell is kind of annoying, but hey it's cheap. Of course I use a water based lubricant when I have sex involving something other than my collection of nine black blow up dolls.

lydgate · « **Reply #40 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:01:09 pm »

Seven minutes?! I like to prolong it. Average time for me is more like 30 minutes. Oh lawd, multiply my onanistic orgasms by 0.5 -- an INSANE number of hours. This is all very enlightening. Wonder why I didn't do the math before.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #41 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:02:54 pm »

Quote from: lydgate on January 20, 2007, 11:01:09 pm

Seven minutes?!

I'm impatient.

lydgate · « **Reply #42 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:07:21 pm »

Amos, my record for one day (24-hour period) is 11. Definitely shooting blanks by 8 or 9.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #43 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:07:44 pm »

7 minutes just for one nut? Hell, w/my boy "bob", I can get about 5 or 6 in that time...

thunter34 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:09:44 pm »

I have been known to spend much longer than any of you have mentioned.

Much, much longer. I dare not attempt the math. I'm sure I could have gotten another degree in the time.

lydgate · « **Reply #45 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:15:48 pm »

Queen, please encourage (if that's the right word) the gals to join in. Threads of this nature should be inclusive and not dominated by -- I use the phrase with great affection -- the slutty gay boy crowd.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #46 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:20:28 pm »

Quote from: Queen Akasha on January 20, 2007, 11:07:44 pm

7 minutes just for one nut? Hell, w/my boy "bob", I can get about 5 or 6 in that time...

Prove it.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #47 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:21:51 pm »

Quote from: lydgate on January 20, 2007, 11:15:48 pm

Queen, please encourage (if that's the right word) the gals to join in. Threads of this nature should be inclusive and not dominated by -- I use the phrase with great affection -- the slutty gay boy crowd.

I'm not sure that I can get the other gals to chime in, I damn near had to pull teeth to get them to respond to the porn thread...j/k..Some prolly thinks I'm the Queen of Sluts due to what they have read about me here but it couldn't be further from the truth. Since being here, I have developed a few more fantasies but I will keep them to myself...

AU~~~ Not sure how I could prove it, wanna come over?

aupointillimite · « **Reply #48 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:23:02 pm »

Quote from: Queen Akasha on January 20, 2007, 11:21:51 pm

AU~~~ Not sure how I could prove it, wanna come over?

Oh yes.

We can have a jack off! Ha ha! Get it?

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #49 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:23:17 pm »

methinks someone here is a premie

either that or I'm detecting "lies on the internet" again

Life · « **Reply #50 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:23:40 pm »

I knew a few of your types in the heat of just sex sex... God I don't have that patience!! Nor is my ass built for prolonged beatings....

Eldon · « **Reply #51 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:23:46 pm »

Seven minutes? Is there a timer sitting next to you or what?

Philly: Other than? Do you mean that there are others?

"What Can I do today to make a better Tomorrow?"

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #52 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:25:55 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on January 20, 2007, 11:23:02 pm

Oh yes.

We can have a jack off! Ha ha! Get it?

I like that one, a jack off...

thunter34 · « **Reply #53 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:26:49 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on January 20, 2007, 11:23:02 pm

Oh yes.

We can have a jack off! Ha ha! Get it?

No. A Jack-Off-A-Go-Go

(Then again, I guess Jack Off doesn't really need the "A-Go-Go" part to make it awesome.)

Eldon · « **Reply #54 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:28:02 pm »

Timmy: So you have been to Four Points.

"What Can I do today to make a better Tomorrow?"

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #55 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:29:51 pm »

::digs out Holland Tunnel t-shirt::

thunter34 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:30:19 pm »

Me? Four Points? What is that?

PS: Main Forums Page reads...

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Eldon · « **Reply #57 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:35:49 pm »

Timmy: You have not been since you are talking about GO GO's.

Philly: So what else do you have inside of the closet besides that T-Shirt?

"What Can I do today to make a better Tomorrow?"

Longislander · « **Reply #58 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:49:10 pm »

I tend to enjoy a good 2 hour session, if not longer. Unfortunately finding lube to last that long is very difficult

Eldon · « **Reply #59 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:52:21 pm »

Paul: Now that IS quality time, while you sense what you are feeling!

"What Can I do today to make a better Tomorrow?"

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #60 on:** January 21, 2007, 03:30:22 am »

Quote from: Longislander on January 20, 2007, 11:49:10 pm

I tend to enjoy a good 2 hour session, if not longer. Unfortunately finding lube to last that long is very difficult

Damn Paul! In 2 hours there's no telling how many I could get. I know when I get mine off, it is really intense. I don't see how you could possibly go for hours. Shit, I did go for about 20 minutes one time, I was sweating so hard, you thought I was in a fuck-a-thon, dripping wet...But then as I like to say, my cup runneth over...

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #61 on:** January 21, 2007, 09:01:39 am »

I have not seen anyone that uses the lube I use. I won't say what it is, but here is a clue:

it comes from my mouth..lol.

Man... I hope I am not the only one. By the way, can I give myself a Superinection this way? If I eat McDonalds and let's say the guy who hands me the bag has something, if I eat the fries and they scratch my mouth and then I decide to watch porn without brushing my teeth... will I pass on whatever he has through my lubricant/saliva? Is it possible this is the way I was initially infected. Ann, Andy, or someone please help!! I'll never be able to masturbate again!

Thomas

Andy Velez · « **Reply #62 on:** January 21, 2007, 10:33:45 am »

Thomas, you might consider talking to a lawyer about a suit against McDonald's. Something about a Whopper issue?

To settle it you'd probably get some bucks. Just sayin'......

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #63 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:28:33 am »

Smokey the Bear says:
I love masturbation. Why I'm doing it right now!

jack · « **Reply #64 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:47:07 pm »

one of the few things I am really good at.

Javicho · « **Reply #65 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:51:04 pm »

I was 10 and I decide to be naked in the bathroom and I place a towel in the floor and start touching my self, then I start rubbing my dick against the towel and feel so good, then someting came out and I love it after that I spent in the bathroom to much time every afternoon. Then my brothers friend show me what to do with my hands since then my life is full of pleasure

Paul, let me know wen you need some help, I can help you for 2 hours

not a problem

PS: No lube don't like it

J.

Cerrid · « **Reply #66 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:13:03 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on January 20, 2007, 10:52:40 pm

I have had about 13,140 onanistic experiences.

Gosh. Multiply this with an average juice volume of 5 ml, you get 65 litres. I thought every man has only a bucket full to spend in his lifetime. At least that's what Mom told me.

bear60 · « **Reply #67 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:42:06 pm »

quote Cerrid: "that's what Mom told me."

did she also tell you that if you do it too much you wont have any left? lol very funny

jack · « **Reply #68 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:48:16 pm »

i knew I had forgotten to do something today. Now if I can just visualize.

poet · « **Reply #69 on:** January 23, 2007, 11:46:38 am »

In fifth grade I discovered the rope. Or, rather, we were in gym class and told to climb the rope which reached the ceiling. As you will remember, the rope comes into contact with gym shorts on the way up, the rope being between your legs. Win

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