I'm vlogging now.

[aupointillimite]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=marsaudiacsolo

Dig my full frontal nerdity!

Whoo hoo!

[Miss Philicia]

o noes x 10

[bocker3]

I clicked the link before realizing that your said "full frontal NERDITY".  Damn!!      

Mike

[Miss Philicia]

I was hoping that it said "vogueing" and not "vlogging"

HEY... there's a great idea for your next vlog!  I know the perfect song.

[aupointillimite]

I clicked the link before realizing that your said "full frontal NERDITY".  Damn!!      

Mike

Ha ha ha ha ha!

And Philly, the sound should be somewhat better, I turned the mic volume all the way up this time.

[bear60]

I thought the cigarette was a cute touch.....so retro. Who does your hair?

[aupointillimite]

I thought the cigarette was a cute touch.....so retro. Who does your hair?

I go to this salon in Richmond.

And I smoke like a chimney.

[Miss Philicia]

more than a pack a day I bet... now THAT is bad for you

[aupointillimite]

more than a pack a day I bet... now THAT is bad for you

Usually about a pack. 

[swede_dish]

SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! That was fantastic. Let's be best friends. Babeular.

[aupointillimite]

SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! That was fantastic. Let's be best friends. Babeular.

Ha ha!  Thank you!   

BFF!

[swede_dish]

I'll even make you a bracelet. Just like the kind in Oriental Trading. If you haven't seen OT, go find one. It's so cheesy and amazing.

[Dachshund]

         24?? 24?? I have on a pair of underwear older than that.
         You got a face for video kid...can't wait for more adventures
          from Benj.

[aupointillimite]

         24?? 24?? I have on a pair of underwear older than that.
         You got a face for video kid...can't wait for more adventures
          from Benj.

Thank you!

You know I'm gonna be doing this drunk, right? 

Then the hilarity will flow... and you'll get to benefit.  Oh yes.   

[Miss Philicia]

Usually about a pack. 

You're still cute.

[cph9680]

Geek 

[Miss Philicia]

I saw some earlier pictures of him where I liked that look better.  What thread was that?

[aupointillimite]

I saw some earlier pictures of him where I liked that look better.  What thread was that?

What look?

[Matty the Damned]

To his credit Matty the Damned sat through 1 minute and three seconds, or thereabouts of your vlog. Then you started talking about having run over smurf or something and, understandably, MtD's attention wandered. I suspect I'd probably gotten the gist of it by that stage.

Overall I think your work is typical of the genre. It's not as much fun as watching a televangelist, but I didn't feel the need to put my eyes out. You've even got a "ZOMG! It's three AM" video. Why do all memers of the GooTube Commentariat feel the need to produce one or more "Can you believe I'm up this early!!?!?!?!" posts?

Fondly,

MtD

[aupointillimite]

To his credit Matty the Damned sat through 1 minute and three seconds, or thereabouts of your vlog. Then you started talking about having run over smurf or something and, understandably, MtD's attention wandered. I suspect I'd probably gotten the gist of it by that stage.

Overall I think your work is typical of the genre. It's not as much fun as watching a televangelist, but I didn't feel the need to put my eyes out. You've even got a "ZOMG! It's three AM" video. Why do all memers of the GooTube Commentariat feel the need to produce one or more "Can you believe I'm up this early!!?!?!?!" posts?

Fondly,

MtD

I have plans to do something I call Avant Garde V.L.O.G. next.  It promises to be exciting.

Perhaps too exciting.

[bear60]

I hope it involves props and costumes. !!!!!!

[aupointillimite]

I hope it involves props and costumes. !!!!!!

It involves a Moog synthesizer, a cat, a wire coat hangar, and some peanut butter.

I can't go into too much detail... I don't want to spoil it.

[Matty the Damned]

I have plans to do something I call Avant Garde V.L.O.G. next.  It promises to be exciting.

Perhaps too exciting.

I'm moist with anticipation. I hope the pressure of being a GooTube starlet doesn't overwhelm you. You don't want to end up like this stunning little number:

http://www.losertube.com/2007/02/rage_against_the_adderall.asp

MtD

[Miss Philicia]

What look?

::goes searching::

edit:  pictures 1 and 3 from page 4 of the "Porn" thread, though the first one needs fashion restyling which I provide for a hefty fee, and 3 needs a bit more facial growth though perhaps your not virile enough to grow anymore, in which case I will wait to plow your ass once you turn 30.

[aupointillimite]

I'm moist with anticipation. I hope the pressure of being a GooTube starlet doesn't overwhelm you. You don't want to end up like this stunning little number:

http://www.losertube.com/2007/02/rage_against_the_adderall.asp

MtD

Wow. 

That's a level of tragedy I haven't seen since Oedipus.

Fortunately, I do everything with my tongue planted firmly in my cheek, so I'll be OK. 

I think.

Pray for me though.

[Miss Philicia]

note my edit above, Benj

[fondeveau]

What a nice voice you have.  Not nearly so nellie and high-pitched as I thought it  would be.  :-)

[aupointillimite]

::goes searching::

edit:  pictures 1 and 3 from page 4 of the "Porn" thread, though the first one needs fashion restyling which I provide for a hefty fee, and 3 needs a bit more facial growth though perhaps your not virile enough to grow anymore, in which case I will wait to plow your ass once you turn 30.

OK.  Picture 1 was one in what my friend and I called "The Bum Series" in which we went throughout Oregon Hill dressed like white trash and took pictures of each other.  I had a sign on which I had written "Will Discuss Kantian Ethics for Food."  No one took me up on it.

I never dress like that.

Picture 3?  Oh yeah.  I look like that all the time.  And I did try growing a beard once over the summer, but my facial hair has a lot of red and blond in it (the only part of my body to do this), and it didn't come in thick enough.

So, it looks like I'll have to wait 6 years.  Le sigh.

[Miss Philicia]

No, what I like is when the hair has more of a natural wavyness to it.  You're flattening it right now, which is cute and all, but I like the other.  Though if your the big fag that I know you are you probably minorly alter your hair every day... it's the only way.

Sucks about the facial hair.  Anyway, a little is better than nothing.  I'm already making an exception with my Latino-Only rule.

[aupointillimite]

No, what I like is when the hair has more of a natural wavyness to it.  You're flattening it right now, which is cute and all, but I like the other.  Though if your the big fag that I know you are you probably minorly alter your hair every day... it's the only way.

Sucks about the facial hair.  Anyway, a little is better than nothing.  I'm already making an exception with my Latino-Only rule.

It's the Jew in me.  Makes my hair all wavy and stuff.  I'll wake up with a Jewfro when it gets long enough in about three weeks.... it grows ridiculously fast.  It's kind of freakish in its own way.

I'm actually not flat ironing right now... although I do from time to time.  I'm going through my own mod hair revival, so it's what I've been doing.  Yes.

Within a couple of weeks, I'll get sick of fighting it...

I might be a big ol' fag, but I'm a lazy one.

An exception to the Latino-only rule?  Ha ha ha! 

[Miss Philicia]

Paul Weller/Style Council?  You would have loved me when I owned a vintage '66 Vespa.  Can't believe I sold that.

[aupointillimite]

Paul Weller/Style Council?  You would have loved me when I owned a vintage '66 Vespa.  Can't believe I sold that.

I can't believe you did either. 

That was a bad, bad thing to do!

You should have given it to me!   

[Miss Philicia]

I was totally mod in college.  Paul was my idol.  Of course, Style Council was a current thing at the time, but I'd liked the Jam in high school.

Style Council still r0xorz!

[aupointillimite]

I was totally mod in college.  Paul was my idol.  Of course, Style Council was a current thing at the time, but I'd liked the Jam in high school.

Style Council still r0xorz!

They do indeed.

Have you seen Quadrophenia?  Hott. 

[Boo Radley]

Your dimples should be registered as lethal weapons.

VLOG away, baby!!

Boo

[Ann]

Your dimples should be registered as lethal weapons.

VLOG away, baby!!

Boo

Yeah, the boy's a regular dimple-dumpling.

[Ihavehope]

how nice.

[aupointillimite]

Boo and Ann.

You'd be surprised at what I can get away with those damn dimples.

People think I couldn't possibly be up to anything... when in fact, I almost definitely, at any given moment, am up to something.

 

[Miss Philicia]

And we can see that vacuum powered nose.

[marc11864]

Benj,

Honestly, you never cease to put a smile on my face. 

Thank you... from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

[Lwood]

Woo HOO  !!!!!! sweet,    Another Vlogger !!!   Trust me it gets easier after the first frw times, just like.. oh nevermind.

Theres a reason that most of us imbibe heavily for a vlog, as you pointed out , its pretty unnatural to speak to a computer or camera. And yes its cool to have a pet as a co star as well as a cig., and /or a beverage. and Copyrights be damned a theme song is always good. ( personally I cant decide on one )

Anyway, its great to have a live face and voice to go with the words we've been reading.  Shirtless vlogging seems to be a growing trend,   

 Just Sayin™

[koi1]

I must say. I enjoyed your dimples.

rob

[aupointillimite]

I must say. I enjoyed your dimples.

rob

Thank you.

[Ihavehope]

Aupo you are a sexy boy.

You needs to video blog more.

[fondeveau]

Naked, even.  With props.  Where's roomie?

[Boo Radley]

Excuse me, but I am impelled to point out your avatar is grossly offensive and totally distasteful.  I wouldn't want my children to be exposed to such filth and obscenity.   Please relegate genitalia to porn sites.  The AM Forums are a family-oriented site and egregious flaunting of your sexual deviance is unacceptable.

I have reported you to the mods for this infraction.

Boo

[Miss Philicia]

o noes... wilting daisy alert!

[aupointillimite]

o noes... wilting daisy alert!

Teh drama!  Boo hates the art I put up for the lulz!

[Boo Radley]

Teh drama!  Boo hates the art I put up for the lulz!

I hardly think (that's obvious...) a penis shoved in one's face is art!!

"Patrick, you didn't tell me your aunt was literate!  Books are so decorative, aren't they?"

Boo Upson

[Miss Philicia]

Bring me Pedro STAT