Is there such a thing as too much wanking???

[puertorico2006]

I am wondering if there are any negative side effects to ejaculating too many times most days of the week, well other than not getting my schoolwork done....

The other day i had a fun oral sexual experience and well everytime i have wild, random hot encounters my sex drive goes into overdrive for a few weeks and i will literally jerk off 5 times a day (or more).....Ill jerk off so much that i will shoot blanks because there is nothing left

How the hell do i deal with this addiction? lol.....i wonder if this could be the cause of my fatigue lol

-josh

[Miss Philicia]

tmi

[pozattitude]

lol....there is never too much....lol

but if you are worried about it, just go on an anti depressant, most of them will kill your sex drive..

Rich
(who likes a good wanking once a day  )

[pozguy75]

If the porn thread here is any indication...then no, there isn't any such thing...

[puertorico2006]

but if you are worried about it, just go on an anti depressant, most of them will kill your sex drive..

thats exactly why i take wellbutrin and not an SSRI....

I go weeks with a super high sex drive and then i wont think much about sex at all for a month or so, but still jerk off once a day out of habbit

[Bucko]

I am wondering if there are any negative side effects to ejaculating too many times most days of the week, well other than not getting my schoolwork done....

The other day i had a fun oral sexual experience and well everytime i have wild, random hot encounters my sex drive goes into overdrive for a few weeks and i will literally jerk off 5 times a day (or more).....Ill jerk off so much that i will shoot blanks because there is nothing left

How the hell do i deal with this addiction? lol.....i wonder if this could be the cause of my fatigue lol

-josh

Josh-
Don't worry, baby. You'll have a pretty much infinite supply of spunk for the next 20 years or so, probably longer. If jerking off were harmful, I'd have been dead years ago.

Obviously the thing to do is take a flight to Ft Lauderdale and let me arrange for some qualified "treatment" for your problem.

Brent
(Who seizes every opportunity)

[Miss Philicia]

I've jerked off religiously once a day since well, forever... but I've rarely done it more than twice daily.  Otherwise I'd have to tape the little amber bottle to my face.

[puertorico2006]

lol ill give you a call the next time im in fort lauderdale hehehe :-D

kind of strange i can kerk off so many times in 1 day....when i used to do crystal meth it was horrible...id be jerking off non-stop for like 3 days well jacking off and getting fucked...

[tester8888]

LOL, I have been known to wank off so much my pecker gets really sore.  Treated the soreness with some cortizone cream.
Lube makes everything go better    

[thunter34]

this thread may have me wanking yet

[woodshere]

I've jerked off religiously once a day since well, forever... but I've rarely done it more than twice daily.  Otherwise I'd have to tape the little amber bottle to my face.

AIN"T THAT THE TRUTH, I would just hook it up via an oxygen tank.

[puertorico2006]

i rarely use lube for jerking off unless someone else is doing it for me....i do use lube for sex of course (usually)

[thunter34]

please.  i've even had to treat mine with an ice pack for the friction heat.

if there's a limit, i haven't found it yet.

[SASA39]

Define "too much"

[thunter34]

ps-  i knew without looking this was Josh's thread.

[puertorico2006]

ps-  i knew without looking this was Josh's thread.

lol what can i say 

sometimes when you jerk off too much it hurts when you cum kind of....it feels good but in a sore way ...

[Jerry71]

Damn at first I thought I was still over on Xtube. Can never have to much of wanking.

[thunter34]

there's lots of good hurts to be had, josh.

[puertorico2006]

dont even get me started on how much $$$$$ i spend a month on porn....that and that alone is a reason i should get on prozac or paxil....

xtube gets old so i rather pay hehe

[Bucko]

i rarely use lube for jerking off unless someone else is doing it for me....i do use lube for sex of course (usually)

Uncut guys don't need it, usually.

I've jerked off religiously once a day since well, forever... but I've rarely done it more than twice daily.  Otherwise I'd have to tape the little amber bottle to my face.

They've stopped selling it locally (damn Jim Naugle!) and I'm out <gasp>. I gotta reload my internet credit card and visit Fort Troff.

AIN"T THAT THE TRUTH, I would just hook it up via an oxygen tank.

Woodie-
Great idea!

lol ill give you a call the next time im in fort lauderdale hehehe :-D

kind of strange i can kerk off so many times in 1 day....when i used to do crystal meth it was horrible...id be jerking off non-stop for like 3 days well jacking off and getting fucked...

Sounds dreadful my dear. Too bad I wasn't around.

Brent
(Who is ever eager to lend a hand where needed)

[tester8888]

It's probably overdistention of the ejaculatory ducts, seminal vesicles, and vas deferens.  They are not used to having semen gushing through them, so the repeated distention makes them sore.  Also, you may be having bladder spasms, since the same muscles are involved in both processes, ejaculation requiring much more work on their part, as urination is more of a passive process.  Also, if your prostate is getting mad at you for making it work overtime, it may get slightly swollen, and press on the urethra which could cause pain.
Leave it to me to turn some good ole smut talk into a scientific investigation.  lol  

[puertorico2006]

Uncut guys don't need it, usually.

I'm cut though ;-)

[Miss Philicia]

Uncut guys don't need it, usually.

Isn't he part Jewish?

[puertorico2006]

It's probably overdistention of the ejaculatory ducts, seminal vesicles, and vas deferens.  They are not used to having semen gushing through them, so the repeated distention makes them sore.  Also, you may be having bladder spasms, since the same muscles are involved in both processes, ejaculation requiring much more work on their part, as urination is more of a passive process.  Also, if your prostate is getting mad at you for making it work overtime, it may get slightly swollen, and press on the urethra which could cause pain.
Leave it to me to turn some good ole smut talk into a scientific investigation.  lol  

lol yea i guess that explains it :-D....

i guess the fatigue must be caused by something else then hehee...so ill just keep jerking off until it hurts haha

[thunter34]

Uncut guys don't need it, usually.

Maybe not for themselves.  Bottoms could usually still deal with a drop or two.  That's one of the peeves I've had with some uncut tops.  Just because they don't feel a particular need for it, some of them discount it for the bottoms.  


And yes, Josh.  Jacking off and getting fucked for 3 days sounds dreadful.  Simply dreadful.  


On a sidenote: can't wait to get to meet you at AMG!  

[puertorico2006]

cant wait to meet you also :-D im excited about AMG....

on a side note i wank a lot, and have the occasional sexual encounter which sometimes is just a blowjob with a "str8" guy lol.....but i havent bottomed in 10 months!!!! or fucked anyone in 4 months...maybe thats why im in overdrive 

[thunter34]

Par for the course....


The "current posts'' section reads:

Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?

[Bucko]

I'm cut though ;-)

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...I can't imagine JOing without lube. Vaseline changed my life in 1972.

cant wait to meet you also :-D im excited about AMG....

on a side note i wank a lot, and have the occasional sexual encounter which sometimes is just a blowjob with a "str8" guy lol.....but i havent bottomed in 10 months!!!! or fucked anyone in 4 months...maybe thats why im in overdrive 

The funny thing about sex is the more you get, the more you want.

Brent
(Who has made the most of his Mancunt account recently)

[Bucko]

Maybe not for themselves.  Bottoms could usually still deal with a drop or two.  That's one of the peeves I've had with some uncut tops.  Just because they don't feel a particular need for it, some of them discount it for the bottoms. 

I can't imagine attempting penetration without lube...at least spit facrissakes.

Par for the course....


The "current posts'' section reads:

Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?
Is there such a thing as too much wanking?

There was a moment when i couldn't get to post because of the flurry of activity on this thread.

Brent
(Who reconsidered all he cared to)

[pozattitude]

no lube..just spit and pre cum....

Rich
(who has no comments on this one  )

[puertorico2006]

no lube..just spit and pre cum....

i used to be able to bottom like that but now i think im too much of a sissy...although lube tends to irritate my backside if its not a good brand ...i could never have sex with "wet" or "astroglide"....

vaseline doesnt burn and is nice but its a mess afterwards....not to mention traps bacteria hehe

[thunter34]

i used to be able to bottom like that but now i think im too much of a sissy...although lube tends to irritate my backside if its not a good brand ...i could never have sex with "wet" or "astroglide"....

vaseline doesnt burn and is nice but its a mess afterwards....not to mention traps bacteria hehe

astroglide....((shudder))


i can't use that stuff.  it irritates me somehow.  wet platinum i can use.

[David_CA]

I'm cut though ;-)

A loose circumcision often leaves enough skin to eliminate the need for lube for j/\o, fortunately.  A loose cut sure makes it easy for an impromptu moment with oneself without having to worry about lube!  As to antidepressants... when I was on Prozac, I had no problem keeping it up.  It just took forever to cum, which could be a good thing depending on which role I was playing.  Of course, it could also make others a bit impatient.  I'm back to normal now that I'm off it and can hang with the best wankers out there!  Spit, applied directly from the source, is my favorite lube of all!

David

[puertorico2006]

i do have a loose cut :-D

[pozattitude]

i used to be able to bottom like that but now i think im too much of a sissy

all you need is a good rim job and the back door opens up like a flower in bloom 

Rich
(again has no comments)

[Miss Philicia]

Fort Troff has excellent German eros silicone lube!

[puertorico2006]

all you need is a good rim job and the back door opens up like a flower in bloom 

well one day ill try it your way...but if i end up with a fissure you know ill start a thread saying "GRRRRRRRRR OUCH"

i have EROS bodyglide but it tends to sting a bit also but not that bad...

[thunter34]

i suggest we do a shop and compare excursion in SF until we find one that works for us, er...you, Josh.

[Bucko]

astroglide....((shudder))


i can't use that stuff.  it irritates me somehow.  wet platinum i can use.

I detest gluey, sticky "lube". On my budget I wank with Crisco and bring out the good stuff (Elbow Grease) for the gentleman callers, unless they prefer Crisco. My bottle of Eros was a brave little toaster, but disappeared sometime last summer.

all you need is a good rim job and the back door opens up like a flower in bloom 

Rich
(again has no comments)

A bloom is one thing, darling, but rosebuds grow with a little more Elbow Grease 

Brent
(Who loves to see a bud turn into a cabbage rose)

[puertorico2006]

everyone should bring a bottle of something else and we can keep trying until i find the magic one.....

someone brings EROS, and another brings SPIT, someone else JOELUBE, and spomeone else CRISCO... hahaha a bit of everything

[Bucko]

well one day ill try it your way...but if i end up with a fissure you know ill start a thread saying "GRRRRRRRRR OUCH"

i have EROS bodyglide but it tends to sting a bit also but not that bad...

Fort Troff has excellent German eros silicone lube!

I have a fistbuddy who swears by unscented cold cream, but he yawns like Calsbad Cavern.

[David_CA]

all you need is a good rim job and the back door opens up like a flower in bloom 

Rich
(again has no comments)

And THAT is exactly what I was referring to!

D

[thunter34]

which brings up a question:  are there still airline restrictions on fluid thingies?  one wonders about the ease of travel with....i dunno....um, lemme see....oh!  lube.  yes, lube.  and maybe poppers.  

can one even travel with such items anymore?

just curious.

[puertorico2006]

i think you can bring it in your checked baggie or if it fits in the ziplock bag but youll have to take it out for the entire airport line to see

[Bucko]

which brings up a question:  are there still airline restrictions on fluid thingies?  one wonders about the ease of travel with....i dunno....um, lemme see....oh!  lube.  yes, lube.  and maybe poppers. 

can one even travel with such items anymore?

just curious.

I would pack them in checked luggage and they should be fine. Any statutes against Poppers would be local/municipal and therefore not of interest to Homeland Security.

[puertorico2006]

Its funny that they will still allow us to purchase FLAMABLE alcohol like 151 rum after the security checkpoint at the dutyfree shop because its a "sterilized" area....the booze there is cheap as hell ...im going to bring a few bottles of booze to AMG :-D

[Miss Philicia]

You have to pack liquids in the checked luggage.  Trust me... I had $50 worth of Kiehls taken from me in Charles de Gaulle a year ago.

[MoltenStorm]

If there was such a thing, doctors wouldn't tell their male patients with enlarged prostates to (and I quote) "blow the tubes out of that thing" by having as much sex (and/or wanking) as possible.

[Dennis]

Let's just say I get my monies worth from my ICUII subscription 

[northernguy]

tmi

Its only tmi unless there are pictures.  Then its just hot.

[thunter34]

i think perhaps i shall wank this very evening.


in honor of this thread.

[Miss Philicia]

I was also pondering this activity.

[thunter34]

yeah.  you know...something different to do.

i think it might be fun.





::insert ''Barbara Please"::

[JeffreyM]

i think perhaps i shall wank this very evening.


in honor of this thread.

Thunter, you are funny, 

I will second that!

I remember the good old days before the internet.  Phone sex was an option for people while jerking off.  Especially when first diagnosed, I did it.  Now people are  I M ing and jacking.  I find beating off and typing to be too difficult. 

[Bucko]

i think perhaps i shall wank this very evening.


in honor of this thread.

I was also pondering this activity.

I'm gonna explore my options on Mancunt. sad to let this great urgency go to waste.

brent
(Who was on earlier but was unimpressed)

[thunter34]

my back is still in sketchy enough shape that i better fly solo this evening. 

if i can't maintain a certain standard of performance, i'd rather not stage the event- ya know?   


besides....i love to love me, baby.

[Miss Philicia]

omg... I had tons of friends who spent HUNDREDS monthly on phone sex lines.  I can't say I ever did that myself.  Seemed silly when I could spend those hundreds on boys at Rounds.

[Bucko]

my back is still in sketchy enough shape that i better fly solo this evening. 

if i can't maintain a certain standard of performance, i'd rather not stage the event- ya know?   


besides....i love to love me, baby.

I felt the same way when a cyst called time out on my nipples. But sometimes you feel like a nut...

Brent
(Who loves the coconut filling)

[Bucko]

omg... I had tons of friends who spent HUNDREDS monthly on phone sex lines.  I can't say I ever did that myself.  Seemed silly when I could spend those hundreds on boys at Rounds.

Yeah...I never got the point to phone sex either. I'm more visual/hands on.

Brent
(Who remembers Rounds very well)

[milker]

Sorry I'm late in the thread.. I was jacking off.

Milker.

[Bucko]

Sorry I'm late in the thread.. I was jacking off.

Milker.

Leave it to Milkie to keep us on topic when the subject's self-abuse.

Brent
(Who wondered where Milkie has been)

[thunter34]

''phone'' and ''sex'' are polar opposites to me.

[Miss Philicia]

''phone'' and ''sex'' are polar opposites to me.

especially when the queen I was talking about lived a convenient 10 minute stroll from a sex club

[milker]

Well I can't imagine phone sex with cell phones:

"WHAT? YOU FINGERED WHAT? DAMNIT I CANNOT HEAR YOU!"
"Sorry I lost the signal, you were saying "I'm going to cum" ?"
"No I said "I want you to lick my ass", not "I want you to pick my grass""

Milker.

[Life]

Bottle all this spunky energy and we would have ourselves a cure... Ya think? 

[Miss Philicia]

OK, I'm relieved now. 

[milker]

OK, I'm relieved now. 

Did you use poppers?

Milker.

[Miss Philicia]

Did you use poppers?

Milker.

Yes, and regrettably I spilt half the bottle in the throes of ecstasy.

DISCUSS

[thunter34]

Did you use poppers?

Milker.

You had to ask?

[Miss Philicia]

Baby oil was also involved.

[Miss Philicia]

*chuckle*

[milker]

Baby oil was also involved.

I heard you yell things in spanish too.

Glad you had a great time 

Milker.

[milker]

You had to ask?

I know.. Barbara and KS don't mix.

Milker.

[Miss Philicia]

[milker]

is this forum stress relief night?

Milker.

[puertorico2006]

its 3:18am, i havent slept, got off work and "relieved myself again......

i think ive hit a record 7 times since ive woken up :-D.....but thats enough for today hehehe

[milker]

Does it look like this now after all this stroking?

[Dan J.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA1bm0_ra1g

hehehehehehehehehehe

[Miss Philicia]

Well, I think we all now know why Josh has been having fatigue problems lately. 

[Buckmark]

On my budget I wank with Crisco and bring out the good stuff (Elbow Grease) for the gentleman callers, unless they prefer Crisco.

Crisco will do you proud every time!  If Loretta Lynn only knew...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiVuvzWThfU

[MOONLIGHT1114]

Damn good thing I wasn't posting in this thread last night!

You guys have me absolutely howling!!!  I don't know who is funnier!  Keep 'em coming!

besides....i love to love me, baby.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY

OK, I'm relieved now. 

Does it look like this now after all this stroking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA1bm0_ra1g

hehehehehehehehehehe

Dig the funky background music with that clip, Dan! LMAO!  OMG I can't breathe over here, from laughing so hard!

~Cindy

[thunter34]

If they didn't know it already, looks like the ladies are getting a lesson in just how much wanking we guys really do.

-TH

(Who has rubbed it so much, a genie should have appeared by now)

[Miss Philicia]

(Who has rubbed it so much, a genie should have appeared by now)

I thought a genie DID appear recently ()

[Iggy]

When I first discovered jerking off, I leaned to masterbate by humping the bed - and would do it so  often that I gave my self a nasty rash.  Then a few weeks later I found a bottle of suntan lotion was a great lube, then one day after a week of non stop wanking my mom exclaimed in Horror, "WHY IS YOUR HAND ORANGE?!?"

It took about a week to get the orange hue out of my skin.


Hmmm...maybe it's not that one can wank too much so much as wank incorrectly too much.

[thunter34]

I thought a genie DID appear recently ()

indeed.  however, that genie could only grant one of my three wishes.

[Dan J.]

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet!  LOL

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM

The Divinyls


I Touch Myself Lyrics



I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

[Ann]

~sigh~

What a bunch of wankers!



Ann
(who wonders if all you wankers have checked out JamieD's profile links)

[RapidRod]

Guys, wank as much as you can now, because when you get older you'll fall asleep in the middle of it.  

[Miss Philicia]

(who wonders if all you wankers have checked out JamieD's profile links)

I'm surprised such things are allowed here frankly.

[thunter34]

I'm surprised such things are allowed here frankly.

i kinda was, too.  not that i care, of course.  i'd personally love such a link with a good many of the profiles here.  but i was kind of suprised in light of the "gentle reminders" given the porn thread and such.

[Ann]

You guys have linked to similar things in threads here, no?

[thunter34]

i was thinking there was some kind of warning sometime back about links to adult material on here.

of course, there's every possibility that i simply don't know what i'm talking about.

never underestimate that angle.


regardless...it ain't like i'm offended or anything.


 

[Jerry71]

Could this be another Porn site.

[Ann]

I'll ask the Man Upstairs - although he may take a little while to respond. If you get my drift.

[Queen Tokelove]

They say a lady never kisses and tells but that rule doesn't apply to me cause I am a QUEEN. I also noticed how the ladies who did respond to this thread, didn't really respond...I do my thing every now and then. I was doing BOB a lot but then I started waking up with muscle strains. So, now when I want to pleasure myself, I pop a muscle relaxer first...

PR~~ I forget but aren't you a young 'un? Shit, at your age, you're full of cum.....

[puertorico2006]

PR~~ I forget but aren't you a young 'un? Shit, at your age, you're full of cum.....

im 23 

[tester8888]

i kinda was, too.  not that i care, of course.  i'd personally love such a link with a good many of the profiles here.  but i was kind of suprised in light of the "gentle reminders" given the porn thread and such.

I had not noticed the link in Jamie's profile till I saw it mentioned here.  Thanks for the info.  It was a very good link.  I have appreciated his, ummm,  cinematic talents twice now.
Guess I shall have to troll the profile pages for other members that have links displaying their, umm, cinematic talents.

[Queen Tokelove]

im 23 

Ah, just a babe. You don't have any playmates your age that can keep up with you?

[Dan J.]

im 23 

Chicken hawks have been known to haunt this forum... just sayin'

[northernguy]

Baby oil was also involved.

I still remember the first time I tried baby oil as a lubricant, Mr Happy swelled up to twice his normal girth.  Of course today I know enough to welcome such an event, but back then it just freaked me out.

[tester8888]

Decidedly there can be no such thing as too much wanking.  Have spent the whole day fighting the temptation to get on gay.com or manhunt.net, or to go to the adult arcade down the street.  Ever since my friend got his dx of hiv a couple weeks ago, I have tried to do better about the multiple anonymous sex partners thing.  MAN HAS IT BEEN HARD!  So, spent the day just wankin' off rather than finding 1 more guy to be a notch in my bedpost.
Also spent some time on youtube, and found this great educational video on masturbation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gI0xbuweoC4

It's only 5 pm, it's Saturday night, and no doubt there will be some anonymous guy at the bar tonight.  Sigh, what's a boy supposed to do   

[thunter34]

"I used to go to a school where we had to go swimming in the bare..."


Wow.  What kick ass institution of higher learning did these guys score? 


My alma mater sucks.

[Dan J.]

LOL

[puertorico2006]

LOL

I need some of that....

I can rarely go more than 12 hours without jerking off just out of habbit....i dont know what im going to do in the plane ride to San Francisco next month because i dont like wanking in the bathroom...especially in airplane lavoratories

-josh
(who has never wanked on a plane but hasnt been on a 12 hours trip since he was too young to wank)

[thunter34]

I need some of that....

I can rarely go more than 12 hours without jerking off just out of habbit....i dont know what im going to do in the plane ride to San Francisco next month because i dont like wanking in the bathroom...

Just be sure to see me once you get there, darling.   

[pozattitude]

i don't know what im going to do in the plane ride to San Francisco next month because i dont like wanking in the bathroom...especially in airplane lavoratories

-josh
(who has never wanked on a plane but hasn't been on a 12 hours trip since he was too young to wank)

there is a first time for everything 

Rich
(who has done more than wanking on a plane) 

[thunter34]

Rich
(who has done more than wanking on a plane) 

ooh....talk about "snakes on a plane".   

[puertorico2006]

lol