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Author Topic: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?  (Read 3851 times)

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Offline edfu

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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« on: March 09, 2010, 05:41:46 pm »
I just discovered this 1998 brilliant piece of hilarity from "The Onion."  I cleaned up the title; the original may be, as they say, NSFW:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540


 
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Offline leatherman

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Re: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 06:58:18 pm »
 ;D ;D :D ;D ;D
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Offline David_CA

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Re: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 08:20:20 pm »
Hmm.... it's kinda hot, actually!  I especially like the Onion when people believe the 'articles' without realizing the source.
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Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 09:12:31 pm »
Such a beautiful piece of homo-erotic Lit.
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Re: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 09:33:52 pm »
that was hot
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Offline quarterhorsetn

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Re: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 09:34:48 pm »
 ;D :o :-*
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Re: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 10:08:46 am »
Ah, the memories that conjured up! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Bothering Me?
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 03:33:15 am »
Quote from: edfu on March 09, 2010, 05:41:46 pm
I just discovered this 1998 brilliant piece of hilarity from "The Onion."  I cleaned up the title; the original may be, as they say, NSFW:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540
 

Hilarious.... ;D ;D
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It's all a sham. Politics is a big game, same as the media - and same as religion. The point is to distract & control. If we're looking at what they tell us is the "big issue", we're not looking at what they are doing. In time, there will be different causes and different minorities to pick-on. All in the name of keeping the system going, and the people distracted.
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