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Title: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 19, 2013, 07:31:55 pm
Do you like my new do? Since my hair has gotten so thin, I decided to shave it all clean, but I stopped midway when I got to this point...

I call it the Wumphawk. a Wumphawk is a fauxhawk except there isn't much hair to "hawk".

Granted, it's not as fabulicious as our Henry's Mohawk, but hey I try. ;)

Thumbs up or down?

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/faux_zps2f3e8607.jpg)

Title: Re: New Do...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Miss Philicia on October 19, 2013, 07:33:06 pm
::backs out of thread very slowly::
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 19, 2013, 07:37:30 pm
PS- my crotch is shaved the same way
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Habersham on October 19, 2013, 07:40:36 pm
Where is a selfie of that please?
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Miss Philicia on October 19, 2013, 07:40:44 pm
PS- my crotch is shaved the same way

Here is an idea for your next project (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/19/plastic-surgery-justin-bieber-100k_n_4128563.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: mitch777 on October 19, 2013, 07:51:55 pm
Here is an idea for your next project (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/19/plastic-surgery-justin-bieber-100k_n_4128563.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009)
not sure if $100,000. would do it. :)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Miss Philicia on October 19, 2013, 07:55:20 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/e8lfd3.jpg)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Habersham on October 19, 2013, 07:57:14 pm

What is that suspicous stain on the front of Wumps favorite blue t?
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Habersham on October 19, 2013, 07:59:26 pm
I GET IT - HE WAS PLAYING WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 19, 2013, 08:03:14 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/e8lfd3.jpg)

Look hoe, I already made a concession and got rid of all my tight Hollister Beach Club T-shirts... I'll be damned If Im going to just let my hair go straight into "old man" mode like the rest of yall.  ::)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Joe K on October 19, 2013, 08:24:23 pm
... I'll be damned If Im going to just let my hair go straight into "old man" mode like the rest of yall.  ::)

Age has little to do with the amount of hair you have.  To be honest, you look like a Georgia peach and that "fauxhawk" reminds me more of Gremlins, than a real haircut.

Joe
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 19, 2013, 08:26:40 pm
you look like a Georgia peach and that "fauxhawk" reminds me more of Gremlins, than a real haircut.

Joe

 So is that a "thumbs down"?
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Joe K on October 19, 2013, 08:39:16 pm
I think you look great, but get rid of that fuzz strip.  It's not prominent enough like a Mohawk and it just looks like you are trying too hard.   8)

Joe
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 19, 2013, 08:45:45 pm
I think you look great, but get rid of that fuzz strip.  It's not prominent enough like a Mohawk and it just looks like you are trying too hard.   8)

Joe

But what if I dyed the fuzz strip blue? Still a no?

But seriously thank you for your input
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Joe K on October 19, 2013, 08:50:15 pm
But what if I dyed the fuzz strip blue? Still a no?

If it was an actual strip that would be fine, but it looks like Chia hair or that you missed a spot.  Face it Will, you have peach fuzz for hair and I think the shaved look is the route to go, no strip.

Joe
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 19, 2013, 08:53:28 pm

Chia hair
missed a spot. 
peach fuzz for hair

Joe

Couldn't quite work anything else in there Joe?? ::)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Habersham on October 19, 2013, 09:00:38 pm
I'd dye the white strip on my t-shirt first......
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: mitch777 on October 19, 2013, 09:33:18 pm
Couldn't quite work anything else in there Joe?? ::)
lol. you are just afraid to finish the job and face reality. you will look great once the deed is done. :)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: ds4146 on October 19, 2013, 09:44:49 pm
I think you look great.....except your right titty is kind of on the low swing, just saying. How do you get your butt hairs that way? :P
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: bocker3 on October 19, 2013, 11:39:51 pm
I am reporting this thread to the Mods..........  I think having one thread all about the travails of your culinary "concerns" is enough for one member.  We don't need a thread where you showcase todays latest hairstyle too!!!

M
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: GSOgymrat on October 19, 2013, 11:55:00 pm
You look good!

First thing that came to mind.

(http://images.townnews.com/montgomerynews.com/content/articles/2012/08/12/colonial_news/opinion/doc50202c6da34142951956231.jpg)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Joe K on October 19, 2013, 11:56:47 pm
You look good!

First thing that came to mind.

(http://images.townnews.com/montgomerynews.com/content/articles/2012/08/12/colonial_news/opinion/doc50202c6da34142951956231.jpg)

Ouch and Will was complaining about me.  8)

Joe
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: tednlou2 on October 20, 2013, 01:23:03 am
I've shaved my head, too.  I did the same thing, but it just wasn't looking right. 

Many guys love a shaved head.  Some obviously love thick hair.  But, many want to rub my head and say how a shaved head turns them on.  So, use it. 
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Theyer on October 20, 2013, 07:20:53 am
But what if I dyed the fuzz strip blue? Still a no?

But seriously thank you for your input
NO!
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Theyer on October 20, 2013, 07:23:34 am
You are a very handsome man study style now instead off fashion.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: bocker3 on October 20, 2013, 12:02:36 pm
You look good!

First thing that came to mind.

(http://images.townnews.com/montgomerynews.com/content/articles/2012/08/12/colonial_news/opinion/doc50202c6da34142951956231.jpg)

Good one -- it's almost uncanny how much they look alike!!

M
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: mitch777 on October 20, 2013, 02:18:12 pm
Good one -- it's almost uncanny how much they look alike!!

M
I was thinking the same thing. Wumpalina with a BBQ rib bone in his mouth. :)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Theyer on October 20, 2013, 02:38:09 pm
Whats uncanny is how much Opie www.julianopie.com - Cached
painting, 2013 | Julian Opie work references HergÉ
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 20, 2013, 04:38:59 pm
So what I'm hearing from everyone is an overwhleming crescendo of "you look amazing, we don't know how you do it, and please keep up with your trend-setting ways..."

I humbly accept your gracious compliments.


Whats uncanny is how much Opie www.julianopie.com - Cached
painting, 2013 | Julian Opie work references HergÉ

and dont even know what ^this is They-they...are you sure you're in the right thread? ::)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Bowie-esq on October 20, 2013, 04:39:15 pm
From me you get a thumbs up  ;)
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 20, 2013, 04:42:18 pm
From me you get a thumbs up  ;)

Thank you Bowie. Finally someone with good taste enters the thread.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: buginme2 on October 20, 2013, 04:42:49 pm
I like your new doo.

Are you remodeling your bathroom or was that selfie taken in your garage?

Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Bowie-esq on October 20, 2013, 04:46:04 pm
But my hawk is bigger... I'm a size Queen
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Habersham on October 20, 2013, 05:17:49 pm
I like your new doo.

Are you remodeling your bathroom or was that selfie taken in your garage?

I thought I was the only one that looked at the background in pics. Did you notice that tasteful folding chair? I think he was in the men's room at a funeral home. At least go to the changing room at Target next time. And buy a new t-shirt while you're there.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 20, 2013, 06:07:07 pm
I thought I was the only one that looked at the background in pics. Did you notice that tasteful folding chair? I think he was in the men's room at a funeral home. At least go to the changing room at Target next time. And buy a new t-shirt while you're there.

 I shouldn't even humor yall with a response but my bathroom was gutted recently and is slowly being re-built by some gorgeous mexicans. Additionally that is toothpaste on my shirt, not jizz stains.

Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: darryaz on October 20, 2013, 06:21:01 pm
I shouldn't even humor yall with a response but my bathroom was gutted recently and is slowly being re-built by some gorgeous mexicans. Additionally that is toothpaste on my shirt, not jizz stains.

I'll give it a thumbs up with this caveat......  You should've let us continue to believe it was a jizz stain on your shirt.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: mitch777 on October 20, 2013, 06:21:28 pm
You look amazing, I don't know how you do it, and for heavens sake PLEASE keep up with your trend-setting ways! You go gurl! Awesome! Maybe you should patent that doo. I would think you could open a chain of salons with your talent. Before you know it the trend will spread around the globe! :)

Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Theyer on October 21, 2013, 03:16:04 am



and dont even know what ^this is They-they...are you sure you're in the right thread? ::)

Mr Wump I am lucky if most days I am sure I am on the right planet , however I can elucidate my little addition, Tin Tin drawn by Herge Mr Opie present day artist well it made sense to me at the time.
I wish you well with the neu Mohawk look , They-they.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Ann on October 21, 2013, 08:27:07 am
Matty (MtD) is sporting a mohawk these days and it really suits him. You, on the other hand... well, this previously posted pic says it all:

(http://images.townnews.com/montgomerynews.com/content/articles/2012/08/12/colonial_news/opinion/doc50202c6da34142951956231.jpg)

Sorry mate, but methinks it's time for you to shave it off.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Theyer on October 21, 2013, 08:59:51 am
You see Mr Wump the exact placing off the eye dot , Opie.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: WillyWump on October 21, 2013, 06:02:58 pm
Mr Wump I am lucky if most days I am sure I am on the right planet ,

 ;D

I love my They-they
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: Theyer on October 23, 2013, 07:35:24 am
Mr Wump  , if half the world had a quarter off your zest for life it would be a 99% better place to live.
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: OneTampa on October 23, 2013, 08:25:35 pm
WW, I have to say your coiffure is runway ready.   ;D

(Now excuse me as I try to subdue a punchline joke struggling to break free.)  :D 
Title: Re: New Hairdo...The "Wumphawk"
Post by: drewm on October 23, 2013, 08:35:59 pm
I'd hit it. OH WAIT...thumbs up!  ;)