small and hard or big and soft?

[denb45]

Aw sweetie, I'll give you a cuddle any time - and a deviant one at that.

Screw these folks who would kick their partner out of bed - they don't know what they're missing. It's not about being needy, it's about pleasure.

yes ma'am, just slap me on the ass & balls with a riding crop, and I'll wear a cock-cage for you as long as you see fit  

DONE 

[Ann]

~leaves room to take a cold shower~

[Ann]

Dennis, even though I appreciate the photo, you're gonna have to edit it out. We're not permitted to post photos of genitalia directly on the forum. You can link to it though, provided you mention it's NSFW.

[denb45]

Dennis, even though I appreciate the photo, you're gonna have to edit it out. We're not permitted to post photos of genitalia directly on the forum. You can link to it though, provided you mention it's NSFW.

anything for you 

[Ann]

anything for you 

Thank you darling!

[skeebo1969]

I had to look cock cages up.



 

[Ann]

I had to look cock cages up.

 

Dennis, I think you better send Skeebs here that photo via PM. He's so cock-sure of himself naive!

[skeebo1969]

Dennis, I think you better send Skeebs here that photo via PM. He's so cock-sure of himself naive!

It's ok Ann, I've found more.  I just never realized how big this kinda thing was.



Seems like everyone has one of these in their backyard these days. 

[denb45]

Dennis, I think you better send Skeebs here that photo via PM. He's so cock-sure of himself naive!

Ok Ann I'm on it 

Tomas here ya go man 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsIJnY1N61g

[Ann]

Ok Ann I'm on it 

Tomas here ya go man 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsIJnY1N61g

Skeebs will be thinking that goes around a chicken's neck.

This one's kinda awesome!

[skeebo1969]

Ok Ann I'm on it 

Tomas here ya go man 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsIJnY1N61g

Those things are banned in Peru.  It gives one cock an unfair advantage over another cock in the cock-fighting ring.   I found this picture on google.....   must be for a finch, or at the largest--a sparrow.



Learned something new today.

[denb45]

Those things are banned in Peru.  It gives one cock an unfair advantage over another cock in the cock-fighting ring.   I found this picture on google.....   must be for a finch, or at the largest--a sparrow.



Learned something new today.

Tomas they come in all sizes 

[Ann]

Those things are banned in Peru.  It gives one cock an unfair advantage over another cock in the cock-fighting ring.   I found this picture on google.....   must be for a finch, or at the largest--a sparrow.



Learned something new today.

See Dennis, I told ya. The man is naive beyond belief. Silly Thomas!

[denb45]

See Dennis, I told ya. The man is naive beyond belief. Silly Thomas!

Oh Ann come on now, all of us men aren't that naive as we seem , some of us just need to be schooled by a good dominatrix or @ least anyone that knows what they are doing 

[skeebo1969]

See Dennis, I told ya. The man is naive beyond belief. Silly Thomas!

Oh Ann come on now, all of us men aren't that naive as we seem , some of us just need to be schooled by a good dominatrix or @ least anyone that knows what they are doing 

I bet it would be a fine tool in lowering divorce rates...  women everywhere could use the excuse. "Oh noooo honey, I lost the key".

[denb45]

I bet it would be a fine tool in lowering divorce rates...  women everywhere could use the excuse. "Oh noooo honey, I lost the key".

  you get the idea   this also works for some of us gay guys too   @ least those who wanna play along 

[SunnyFlorida]

Aw sweetie, I'll give you a cuddle any time - and a deviant one at that.

Screw these folks who would kick their partner out of bed - they don't know what they're missing. It's not about being needy, it's about pleasure.

Ahhhh-MEEEENNNNN, sistah!

[Hellraiser]

Aw sweetie, I'll give you a cuddle any time - and a deviant one at that.

Screw these folks who would kick their partner out of bed - they don't know what they're missing. It's not about being needy, it's about pleasure.

Not to mention middle of the night cuddling often leads to middle of the night wake up sex which to me is the best kind. 

[Miss Philicia]

I've had insomnia issues for about a dozen years.  I require appointments for sex, like any top drawer sex worker.

[Hellraiser]

I've had insomnia issues for about a dozen years.  I require appointments for sex, like any top drawer sex worker.

I feel you, if you hadn't noticed by my posts times which range usually from 1-5am I also have trouble sleeping.

[denb45]

I've had insomnia issues for about a dozen years.  I require appointments for sex, like any top drawer sex worker.

Yeah we know your such high maintenance  dam, are you sure your not one of my old BF's  sigh, if I only had the money to make you happy, and give you the life you deserve..... sigh 

[Miss Philicia]

I may be high maintenance but my ex-boyfriend answered my email immediately after I'd given him The Silent Treatment... for FIVE YEARS.

[denb45]

I may be high maintenance but my ex-boyfriend answered my email immediately after I'd given him The Silent Treatment... for FIVE YEARS.

Yeah, you do sound like one of my old City BF's   I bought that child a washer & dryer set, and never heard form him again 

[Miss Philicia]

Yeah, you do sound like one of my old City BF's  I bought that child a washer & dryer set, and never heard form him again 

Well duh honey, that's like buying a woman a blender as a gift... you were implying that your BF should be washing your clothes.

[denb45]

Well duh honey, that's like buying a woman a blender as a gift... you were implying that your BF should be washing your clothes.

Yeah, you got me there baby boy   I should have known better  

[klouny]

Excessive need to cuddle is a sure sign of someone who is clingy.   I can't help it if I'm an Independent Woman.

I almost peed reading that for some reason lol

[SunnyFlorida]

I almost peed reading that for some reason lol

Probably 'cause you're such a woman.

[klouny]

 
. . . jerk lol
hey I cut my hair, that no longer applies to me. so haha

[denb45]

OK come on now  Sunny & klouny  ya'll boys be nice to each other now 

[klouny]

OK come on now  Sunny & klouny  ya'll boys be nice to each other now 

I'm more than " nice"
*wink *
he just likes getting me riled up lol

[SunnyFlorida]

OK come on now  Sunny & klouny  ya'll boys be nice to each other now 

Hey hey... klouny and I are besties! He's the reason I'm here, after all!

[denb45]

Hey hey... klouny and I are besties! He's the reason I'm here, after all!

  

[SunnyFlorida]

I'm more than " nice"
*wink *
he just likes getting me riled up lol

That I do... I know your sense of humor!

[klouny]

my sense of humor requires a few shots in between punch lines 

[SunnyFlorida]

my sense of humor requires a few shots in between punch lines 

And references to zombies. Can't forget the zombies.

[WillyWump]

He's the reason I'm here, after all!

Wut Klouny gave you the butt flu?   

[SunnyFlorida]

Wut Klouny gave you the butt flu?   

LOL no, Wumpy. When he found out that he was poz, I came here because I had some concerns of my own, but I stayed because I wanted to learn as much as I could to help him, give him advice, how to be there for him when he needs support, etc.

[denb45]

LOL no, Wumpy. When he found out that he was poz, I came here because I had some concerns of my own, but I stayed because I wanted to learn as much as I could to help him, give him advice, how to be there for him when he needs support, etc.

 

[WillyWump]

LOL no, Wumpy. When he found out that he was poz, I came here because I had some concerns of my own, but I stayed because I wanted to learn as much as I could to help him, give him advice, how to be there for him when he needs support, etc.

wow, thats awesome. I want one of you.

-Wump

[SunnyFlorida]

wow, thats awesome. I want one of you.

-Wump

*blush* Well, there's plenty of me to go around. LOL! I don't think it's that big of a deal. I care for klouny quite a lot and just want to help him in any way I can and also to educate myself.

[DanMo]

*blush* Well, there's plenty of me to go around. LOL! I don't think it's that big of a deal. I care for klouny quite a lot and just want to help him in any way I can and also to educate myself.

You're being very modest!

[SunnyFlorida]

You're being very modest!

You're right... There's quite a LOT of me to go around.

[denb45]

You're right... There's quite a LOT of me to go around.

alright Sunny, don't go breaking any HEARTS now 

[SunnyFlorida]

alright Sunny, don't go breaking any HEARTS now 

I told you... I'm the one that gets my heart broken!

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

You're right... There's quite a LOT of me to go around.

Sunny, you better watch out.  You might end up having to put your money where your mouth is so we can see how you measure up.

Now where my damn ruler at?   

[denb45]

Sunny, you better watch out.  You might end up having to put your money where your mouth is so we can see how you measure up.

Now where my damn ruler at?   

I can assure you the Sunny measure's up very well, I have proof and visuals, and please don't ask me, cause I aint telling NOBODY, all I can say is WOOOOOOF   GRRRRRRRRR 

[Cliff]

please don't ask me, cause I aint telling NOBODY

You just told everybody.

[denb45]

You just told everybody.

  I'm sure he doesn't mind 

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

I can assure you the Sunny measure's up very well, I have proof and visuals, and please don't ask me, cause I aint telling NOBODY, all I can say is WOOOOOOF   GRRRRRRRRR 

Now c'mon, D.  You can't leave us hanging like that 

[denb45]

Now c'mon, D.  You can't leave us hanging like that 

 Oh No you don't, I'm not going there, you'll have to ask him yourself, and good luck w/ all that