So long, Pope Benedict! Great knowing ya!

[Miss Philicia]

where are the women voting for the pope?
maybe in the next century???
hmmmmmm.......

Women, while they are God's most beautiful and precious creation, are also Satan's greatest tool.

[anniebc]

Women, while they are God's most beautiful and precious creation, are also Satan's greatest tool.

And don't you forget it Miss P.   

Aroha
Jan

[Miss Philicia]

And don't you forget it Miss P.   

Satan and the Fallen Angels were the first homosexuals, so in some manner gays control women.

[tednlou2]

So many have said Cardinals from the U.S. would likely not be considered, because they are from a super power.  However, it now seems both Cardinals Dolan and O'malley are now rising stars.  Apparently, they've impressed Italians with their charisma.  Dolan does seem very charismatic.  But, I've been reading how he is accused of paying off pedophile priests to go away.  If true, it would seem like status quo, and he wouldn't be the right person to clean up the problems.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/michele-somerville/cardinal-dolan-has-a-lot-of-explaining-to-do_b_1564042.html

[anniebc]

Satan and the Fallen Angels were the first homosexuals, so in some manner gays control women.

Oh please you know that's not going to happen...unless we allow it. 

Aroha
Jan

[mitch777]

this conversation is cute.

[Miss Philicia]

a gay woman

*giggle*

[mitch777]

*giggle*

what you laughin bout?

[Miss Philicia]

what you laughin bout?

The fact that you thought Jan was a lesbian -- made even funnier because you edited your post, though everyone can see what you said because I quoted you.

[mitch777]

The fact that you thought Jan was a lesbian -- made even funnier because you edited your post, though everyone can see what you said because I quoted you.

LMAO!
you little devil.
(watch out Jan.)

[Miss Philicia]

LMAO!
you little devil.
(watch out Jan.)

Jan's butch in the streets, femme in the sheets.

[anniebc]

LMAO!
you little devil.
(watch out Jan.)

LOL...don't worry about that Mitch, I know Miss P likes to spread these little rumours, probably because I have short hair and I used to wear a lot of flannel and gum boots.   

Jeff G refers to my best mate Jen as my wife because we travel alot together, my hubby and Jen's Hubby are not big travellers.

Aroha
Jan

[anniebc]

Jan's butch in the streets, femme in the sheets.

I had to be a bit butch,  I was brought up on the streets of Glasgow in the 50's, you had to be hard to survive back then.   

Aroha
Jan

[Jeff G]

Miss Jan is one of the sweetest women you will EVER meet , but you don't want to get that Glasgow temper of hers up , you really don't want to do that . 

[Ann]

Miss Jan is one of the sweetest women you will EVER meet , but you don't want to get that Glasgow temper of hers up , you really don't want to do that . 

And you really don't want her to give you a Glasgow kiss, even though she'd probably have to borrow a step-stool to accomplish such a feat.

[Miss Philicia]

I heard that Dundee was rougher.

[WillyWump]

BREAKING NOW

CNN is reporting and showing that a Dove has landed on the Chapel Chimney...oh nevermind they are now reporting it is a Seaqull and has no religious significance.

-Will

Ps- the Seagull just took a big shit on the chimney and took off, unsure of significance

[WillyWump]

CNN reporting the seagull is back and now has a Twitter account @SistineSeagul.

He just tweeted "Hanging at Sistine, loving life. And Cheetos."

[Jeff G]

I thought about trying out for pope but I would like a house in those muu muus they wear .    http://www.muu-muus.com/

[Dachshund]

white smoke bitches

[Miss Philicia]

I was just about to masturbate -- guess I should wait.

[Dachshund]

I was just about to masturbate -- guess I should wait.

for the pope?

[anniebc]

And you really don't want her to give you a Glasgow kiss, even though she'd probably have to borrow a step-stool to accomplish such a feat.

Special K all over the key boards now, adn milk coming down my nose, not a good way to start the day, thanks Ann.   

Aroha
Jan

[anniebc]

white smoke bitches

WoW! do you think the seagull had anythfing to do with that?

Miss P I'm glad you decided to put it away and wait, a little respect for the new Pope is now in order.

Aroha
Jan

[Dachshund]

Pope Francis

[Jeff G]

Pope Francis

This name is telling and significant ... Frances was a reformer and for the poor , as for organized religion this may be a Pope that releases some wealth to the people who need it . Its a stunning turn of events on many levels .   

[Miss Philicia]

I'm celebrating this new Pope with some delicious White Castle cheeseburgers!

This name is telling and significant ... Frances was a reformer and for the poor , as for organized religion this may be a Pope that releases some wealth to the people who need it . Its a stunning turn of events on many levels .   

... a sucker is born every minute

[anniebc]

This name is telling and significant ... Frances was a reformer and for the poor , as for organized religion this may be a Pope that releases some wealth to the people who need it . Its a stunning turn of events on many levels .

St Francis was a protector of animals, and you know what they say about a man who loves animals.

Aroha
Jan

[Miss Philicia]

At least if you're going to pick a South American make sure it's the whitest looking one you can find!

[Jeff G]

I'm celebrating this new Pope with some delicious White Castle cheeseburgers!

... a sucker is born every minute

aw hell miss p ... you cant be jealous over this too ... Let the Pope have his day and then we can get back to the land of all about youville .

[Miss Philicia]

aw hell miss p ... you cant be jealous over this too ... Let the Pope have his day and then we can get back to the land of all about youville .

go ahead and defend the gay hater

[Dachshund]

According to FB you're celebrating Francis with several White Castle.

[Miss Philicia]

According to FB you're celebrating Francis with several White Castle.

I'm preparing the frozen crinkle cuts right now. The frozen burgers get nuked for a quick minute. So delicious!

[Miss Philicia]

I just heard that Francis once went to an AIDS hospice and washed the feet of patients. Folks, this is almost like having Lady Diana, The People's Princess as Pope!

[Dachshund]

Well he ain't no friend of Dorothy.

http://www.queerty.com/pope-francis-i-same-sex-marriage-is-a-machination-of-the-father-of-lies-20130313/

And I'll do him one better. I've sucked the toes of people with AIDS.

[Miss Philicia]

I have AIDS and my toes no longer work.

[J.R.E.]

Out with the old, in with the same old;

http://www.businessinsider.com/pope-francis-comments-on-gay-marriage-and-gay-adoption-2013-3

Pope Francis Called Gay Adoption A Form Of Discrimination Against Children


REUTERS
Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires, Argentina, has been elected the new pope and will now be known as Pope Francis.

Bergoglio, 76, was the "runner-up" last time the College of Cardinals elected a new pope because he "appealed to conservatives," according to John Allen of the National Catholic Reporter.

Here's more from Allen:

Bergoglio is seen an unwaveringly orthodox on matters of sexual morality, staunchly opposing abortion, same-sex marriage, and contraception. In 2010 he asserted that gay adoption is a form of discrimination against children.

In a letter to the monasteries of Buenos Aires explaining his position, Bergoglio wrote: "Let's not be naive, we're not talking about a simple political battle; it is a destructive pretension against the plan of God. We are not talking about a mere bill, but rather a machination of the Father of Lies that seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God."

Furthermore, he said the bill called into question "the identity, and the survival of the family: father, mother, and children" and said the country needed "the special assistance of the Holy Spirit, to place the light of truth in the middle of the darkness of error, to defend us against the enchantment of so many sophistries with which they seek to justify this bill."

Nevertheless, Allen notes that in 2001 Bergoglio "visited a hospice to kiss and wash the feet of 12 AIDS patients."

Part of the draw of Bergoglio was his personal simplicity because he was a Prince of the Church "who chose to live in a simple apartment rather than the archbishop's palace, who gave up his chauffeured limousine in favor of taking the bus to work, and who cooked his own meals," according to Allen.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/pope-francis-comments-on-gay-marriage-and-gay-adoption-2013-3#ixzz2NS97Reht

[denb45]

Well, isn't most all organized religion still the same ole same ole 

some things just never seem to change 

except me, I keep on getting older 

HUGS

DEN 

[Miss Philicia]

I like how Francis doesn't own a car and insists on taking the subway and bus in Buenos Aires, and shuns the official residence and instead took a small apartment. Sounds like me.

[Jeff G]

I like how Francis doesn't own a car and insists on taking the subway and bus in Buenos Aires, and shuns the official residence and instead took a small apartment. Sounds like me.

He's bald never been married and loves to tell people how to live their life too .

[Dachshund]

I like how Francis doesn't own a car and insists on taking the subway and bus in Buenos Aires, and shuns the official residence and instead took a small apartment. Sounds like me.

Did you side with the junta while people were disappearing in Argentina? Do you have to have a fascist background to be a Pope these days? Of course the pundits are peeing themselves because he touched a diseased pinkie.

[Miss Philicia]

Did you side with the junta while people were disappearing in Argentina?

Indeed I did! I even decorated my apartment with their dried foreskin remnants. Vile, godless communists, all of them.

He's bald never been married and loves to tell people how to live their life too .

Now that you mention all of this, maybe I am actually the Pope and am in some sort of fourth dimension vortex at the moment.

ps: the Pope is coming to Philadelphia in 2015 for the "Year of the Family"! How exciting. I need to get pregnant quickly.

[WillyWump]

How exciting. I need to get pregnant quickly.

Aren't you fixed? didn't the Govt tie your tubes to prevent any P spawn

[Andy Velez]

WoW! do you think the seagull had anythfing to do with that?

Miss P I'm glad you decided to put it away and wait, a little respect for the new Pope is now in order.

Aroha
Jan

Yah, I would say the operative word there is "little" in respect. Don't get me started...

[wolfter]

I reckon we're all fortunate that they didn't have to campaign for the position like our great political leaders do.  That would have been way too much to deal with.

[OneTampa]

ps: the Pope is coming to Philadelphia in 2015 for the "Year of the Family"! How exciting. I need to get pregnant quickly.

Will that be an Immaculate Conception or will you order the regular serving with grunting, sweating, and residual deposits?

 

[tednlou2]

At dinner tonight, we had a conversation about how much power the pope really has. 

If a pope decided to sell off everything (especially the Vatican), give all the money to the poor, and scale down the institution to a small church, would he have the authority to do it?  He is God's representative on Earth, after all.  If God told him to do it, who could question it?  Well, who could stop it? 

Or, would the hierarchy step in, and rule him coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs, and have him overruled?  Just something we thunk about.  Does the pope not have control over their assets, money and property?  Does his authority basically stop at setting church doctrine? 

I know it seems silly, but not totally out of the realm of possibility to have a pope go rogue. 

[Ann]

Well, who could stop it? 
 

Oh sweetie, those Cardinals would have his din-dins poisoned with some untraceable, undetectable nastiness faster than you could say "white smoke".