You will die.
Wash your hands in soap and water then strangle the fucking cat.
MtD
Miss P..stop being a bitch.
Jan :-*
HA! Like that will ever happen!
@Matty Matt- Thanks for trying.
Wash your hands in soap and water then strangle the fucking cat.
MtD
That's horrible advice ... strangle the cat then wash your hands is proper .
You have enough of a cd4 count where you can even play around with cat poo honey, with no gloves on.
Willy, you told Miss P about your cat shit fetish?
Make sure the feet are pointing away from your body. They tend to lash out when you start to squeeze.
MtD
Willy,
You should give the little kitty a bath.... in really deep water with something heavy tied to her tail. This makes it less personal in my opinion.
There's always the sack around the exhaust pipe option.
MtD
yes, they really do have teeth ;)
I'm waiting to read a post on "Am I Infected" from the Kitty.... :o and Andy or RapidRod responding that the cat was in no way at risk...
The cat would probably be one of the more intelligent beings we get asking questions in AMI.
MtD
I'm waiting to read a post on "Am I Infected" from the Kitty....
Cat Scratch Disease is what inflamed one of my lymph nodes to the point of needing an excisional biopsy (i.e. surgery down to the bone in my groin) so I know it is a very real risk. Fortunately, it runs its course and resolves.
I'm anal
-Will
This thread needs the ceiling cat .
Ok, im going to the doctor on that. I realize it's probably alright, but I'm anal about things like this and better to be safe then sorry.
-Will
Edited to add: in the 6 hours since the bite the red area is now the size of a dime, whereas before it was pinpoint.
How can you love the fucking things?
Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hPxGmTGarM)
I mean, really?
MtD
Consider the endless affection and loyalty of the noble dog:(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/f/f5/Homeless-person-with-their-dog.jpg)
MtD
ohhh MAtty, wow I think that is the most amazing pic!!!! so so sweet.
I wished I could get my stray kitty to do that without me getting mauled and aquiring typhoid.
-W
Dispose of the wretched brute
MtD
So your suggesting I should just turn him loose and watch him get plowed down by an illegal in a hoopty? (it is San Antonio afterall)
-Will
.....how utterly heartless.
SCREWWWWWW all yall!
I'm going to bed and I'm gonna cuddle up with me stray kitty.
-Dubya out!
and should be burned with fire!Ummm..you did say you were going to Vegas didn't you.. ;)
(Sorry ladies!)
Consider the endless affection and loyalty of the noble dog:(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/f/f5/Homeless-person-with-their-dog.jpg)
MtD
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I just love that poster Matty..I like cats but I'm not a cat person, give me dogs anyday.
Hugs
Jan :-*
Wumptastic One-
Aww, I love rescuing kitties too. Sorry to hear you got bitten though. Yeah, definitely have the doctor check it out. Cats' mouths can be ridiculously germy. I'm talking biohazard level sh*t. Given the rate it is swelling up at, a professional opinion is probably a good plan. In the mean time, wash it well and keep it clean, and as for the wound... :P Actually, as for the kitty, consider taking the little one to the vet for shots, a check up and such. And of course, post a pic for us to ooh and ahh over.
Your Boston Buddy
I resuced a kitty out of my tree and have taken it in until I can find the owner or someone to take him. Anyways...we were playing today and he bit me on the inside of my upper arm, 2 punctures. One of the punctures has now become red and enlarged. Am I at risk for Crypto or anything else with this bite? Is this something I need to see a doctor for? I've had a tetanus about 9 months ago. FYI, he is a kitten and most likely has had no shots.
-Will
Well don't be surprised if you wake up and the fucking thing has bitten your dick right off.
MtD
The thing that concerns me is that you said the cat doesn't have any shots. It's important to watch the cat's behavior to make sure there isn't something more serious going on like Rabies. God forbid.... but the cat did come from a tree and was presumably on it's own. Rabies can be cured for people it's just a series of unpleasant shots. DO NOT mention RABIES to your VET! The test for rabies for animals is FATAL. They do an autopsy on the brain to check for Rabies.
Willie, if I was you I would go to the ER and tell them I got bitten by a raccoon with white soap suds coming from it's mouth. Tell the doctor you don't want any of that new stuff they use either.
I guess it was dogs I read had cleaner mouths than humans. I still find that hard to believe. I've always wondered about what "experts" tell us about dogs and cats. Well, the first say we should live an almost normal lifespan now. Then, some of them say to get rid of your cats and dogs or be careful around them. My doc in the hospital told me to get rid of my dogs. However, he was the one who had me on mono Sustiva therapy.
You know I'd have that bite checked out if its looking worse.
Goddammit. Now we have a soapy raccoon in the ER.
How many more lives must this cat destroy before something is done?
MtD
Twilight Saga: Eclipseoh see that one! One niece already saw it and said it's to die for (shirtless Jacob!)
Ah, so I was
ps: also I gave you the correct addy for Five Guys -- you need to go to 260 Basse Road East, nr Olmos Park or to 8603 Texas 151 right off I-410. I recommend the first location as it's not right next to Cracker Barrel, plus it's next to Regal Alamo Quarry Stadium 16 so you can hop in and see The Twilight Saga: Eclipse or Toy Story 3...
Its not uncommon for southerners to keep rabid animals . Its the redneck version of a foam party .
oh see that one! One niece already saw it and said it's to die for (shirtless Jacob!)
I'm going with the other niece to see this weekend. ;)
go get the shot first. else when you start drooling,
someone might think it's the rabies and shoot you like ol' yellar ;)
Mary please, it's all about the newbie Xavier/Rileyread the books. ;)
I'm not about to start reading those dreadful books.
You read books?
MtD
Blah.
a nurse called me back this morning, after discussing the whole situation she wants me to come in to have it looked it and start a round antibiotics and POSSIBLY post exposure rabies shots (based on what the doctor thinks). She said there's been a few cases of rabies in cats over the past few years here in Bexar County(none in dogs) and since I have a few skunks hanging around the area where I found the kitty she thinks it might be prudent to go ahead and start the rabies treatment. I was having horrible visions of shots in the stomach, but she said they are given in the arm and butt now (thank God), 7 shots over 2 weeks.
So anyways, after I finish my coffee and donuts (and wipe all this foam from my mouth) I guess im gonna have to go downtown :(
Will
-Will
Only non-fiction, mostly history.
Blah.
a nurse called me back this morning, after discussing the whole situation she wants me to come in to have it looked it and start a round antibiotics and POSSIBLY post exposure rabies shots (based on what the doctor thinks). She said there's been a few cases of rabies in cats over the past few years here in Bexar County(none in dogs) and since I have a few skunks hanging around the area where I found the kitty she thinks it might be prudent to go ahead and start the rabies treatment. I was having horrible visions of shots in the stomach, but she said they are given in the arm and butt now (thank God), 7 shots over 2 weeks.
So anyways, after I finish my coffee and donuts (and wipe all this foam from my mouth) I guess im gonna have to go downtown :(
Will
-Will
How dare some of you talk about killing the kitty....Lay one hand on that pussy and it won't be the only pussy to show up at your door!!!! With the exception of Matty who lives too far away to get my hands on. I'll just send a spell his way to take care of him.... :D
I use to get bit and clawed by my demon kitty all the time. But nothing ever happened like what happened to you. And my old ID doc use to try to get me to get rid of my cat because of the toxo thing. It's just a shame that I had to find him a new home in order to move to NY.
And keep the kitty. Is it a boy or girl? You know once you name it, it's yours.... ;D
<-------- Look over here! that me kitty!
<-------- Look over here! that me kitty!
It looks so innocent...
Aww Willy, your new friend is soo cute! Have you thought of any potential names for the little one? Is it a boy or girl kitty? I also think all the jokes about killing the cat are a bit much. Violence against animals is not cool!
Odyssey
Did anyone else notice how Wumpy flattened his bicep against his man boobs to make them look like he goes to the gym?
Did anyone else notice how Wumpy flattened his bicep against his man boobs to make them look like he goes to the gym?
You're so diesel, Wumpy. Can I have a hi-res .jpg to print out and afix to my fridge with my Absolutely Fabulous Patsy Stone magnet?
I'd hate to have to utilize that tempting "report" icon.
aww Thanks Sweetums!
He's a boy. I've been mulling over names....Bruiser, Scratchy, Hissy.....dont know yet though.
-Will
Dont be a jealous bitch. I cant help it if I got da guns.
btw, there is no flexing in those babes, they are at rest.
-Will
How about Matty...that name just rolls off the tongue.. ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
Oh Jan! That is perfect! I'm sure Matty will be over joyed that I named a CAT after him!
Done. I hereby christen me Kitty as Matty. :)
-Will
Edited to add: I've already changed my Avatar caption to reflect the Chosen name. You can thank me later Matty.
What you don't realise is by making me your cat's namesake you have now made it one of my minions.
MtD
She kept sleeping on his chest while he napped and covered his mouth and nose with her paw. Interesting kitty.
You know no matter how early you take a male cats nuts they still spray your furniture. Enjoy your pussy!
You know no matter how early you take a male cats nuts they still spray your furniture. Enjoy your pussy!
Thx Numbers,
Good to see a fellow cat-lover in this thread! My Lil Matty-Matt is calming down a bit, thank the lord, and I no longer have to approach him with shoulder length leather gloves, and he hasnt drawn blood from me in several weeks :)
He's got a "de-nutting" coming up shortly and he will be getting all his shots and worming stuff then.
The owner never came forward in spite of my blanketing the entire area with signs, so it looks like it's gonna be me and Matty from here on out.
-W
Utter bullshit. I have two male cats. One was neutered when he was not quite one year old, and the other was neutered when he was well over six. Neither of them continued spraying on anything after their operations.
You and Matty the Damned are living together now ???
Utter bullshit. I have two male cats. One was neutered when he was not quite one year old, and the other was neutered when he was well over six. Neither of them continued spraying on anything after their operations.
No, really it's true. You have to step on them harder though...
This comment reminds of a certain cruel story that was all over da intrawebz back in '06.
Meet The Kitten Killer of Hangzhou (http://english.sina.com/life/p/1/2006/0303/67958.html). She apparently made a comeback in 2008 (http://www.chinasmack.com/2008/pictures/kitten-killers-return.html). Hopefully somebody has gotten a hold of this wench and shown her what's good.
Not suitable for Jan, or those with a particularly soft spot for cute furry critters (I for one used to be bothered by it, given that I am a big time animal lover). I'm sure that Matty remembers this and will get a kick out of it.
MOOOOOON! tha'ts disgustin!!!!
keep this shit out of my Kitty thread!!!!
I want my ring back, we are done.
-Will
Here's a cute kitten to make up for the evil link:awwwwe, soooooo cute :)
(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/kitty.jpg)
Will...you are so fickle! ;D
Gary
Will...you are so fuckable! ;D
You know no matter how early you take a male cats nuts they still spray your furniture. Enjoy your pussy!
You will die.I must say I usually find your comments good but this one is just rude. You WON'T die. But keep it clean and do talk to your doctor.
I must say I usually find your comments good but this one is just rude. You WON'T die. But keep it clean and do talk to your doctor.
This was like 10 months ago. Will's fine. Mostly.