Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Miss Philicia]

Man vs. Food- San Antonio just aired. They hit up Lulu's, Chunky's and Big Lou's. Out of the 3 I've only eaten at LuLu's http://www.luluscafeinsa.com/index.html , I often treat myself to Lulus after my AIDS checkups They have a 3pound cinnamon roll, that I have eaten BY MYSELF, although over 2 days. They also have the best Chicken Fried Steak south of the Mason Dixon! Lawdy, makes me hungerrry.

You should have directed Adam Richman to the famous Egyptian Taco Shack. I'm quite sure he's never had that specialty.

[Rev. Moon]

Lite fare for a quiet Friday night at home. 

Girl Scout cookies (Thank U Berry Munch), organic milk, and a classic on colonialism.

[Miss Philicia]

LOL -- did you do this Wumpy?

[WillyWump]

Lite fare for a quiet Friday night at home. 

Girl Scout cookies (Thank U Berry Munch), organic milk, and a classic on colonialism.

Is this all you are going to eat all evening?

[Miss Philicia]

organic milk

pft -- you need some good, unpasteurized Amish raw milk!

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Is this all you are going to eat all evening?

Why does it matter?  Shouldn't you be more worried about the fact that it takes so much caloric intake to maintain that manly figure of yours that makes the boys go gaga and be drawn to you like a twink to a GameStop 

Hell, I'm about to have some Archway Triple Chocolate cookies with a glass of Silk Very Vanilla Soy Milk as I watch last night's season premiere of Project Runway on dvr.

[Rev. Moon]

Is this all you are going to eat all evening?

Yeah, and I only ate 5 cookies.  They were just ok. 

I'm feeling a little anorexic these days 

Tomorrow however I intend to have brunch at Gigi's with two of my gurls.  I will pig out for sure.

pft -- you need some good, unpasteurized Amish raw milk!

Byotch, please.  As if you could find anything Amish in Little Cuba. 

[Rev. Moon]

as I watch last night's season premiere of Project Runway on dvr.

Prepare to be bored to death.  I fast forwarded through at least 75% of the show. 

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Prepare to be bored to death.  I fast forwarded through at least 75% of the show.

I figured this much as the coming attractions for it didn't particularly look all that appetizing.  If I get too bored with it, I can always come back here and gaze at your fierce avatar!  I'm sure Wumpy thinks that it's Chita Rivera 

[WillyWump]

Why does it matter?  Shouldn't you be worried about the fact that it takes so much caloric intake to maintain that manly figure of yours that makes the boys go gaga 

Speaking of my ravishing figure, when I was at HEB earlier getting my Pork chops for dinner. I noticed a guy checking me out near the cheese section. Now this is nothing unusual, I deal with this type of situation often. But before I made my way to the checkout I stopped by the mens room to relieve myself. Well guess who pulls up right next to me at the urinals...the same guy. He was a black guy, maybe 25-30, very short, but very built. He unzips and out flops this massive schlong, and he starts playing with it and gets a woody, well of course i am so shocked I cant look away, I even notice that  he has some sort of plastic cock/ball ring on. So I just stood there for a bit until he zipped up and left. 

I have never really been faced with this at the urinals, and am unsure what the etiquette dictates in this situation. But it was interesting to say the least.

 

[Miss Philicia]

Prepare to be bored to death.  I fast forwarded through at least 75% of the show. 

Funny this was mentioned because just last night I was wondering who watches this anymore. I actually boycotted reality TV up until I became addicted with this show, which I watched from Day One obsessively. But there was all that mayhem when they switched it to Lifetime and didn't they churn out several seasons within one year that last year on Bravo, then there was this huge delay because of some lawsuit and I just gave up.

I'd rather watch Padma.

[Miss Philicia]

I have never really been faced with this at the urinals, and am unsure what the etiquette dictates in this situation.

Child please -- how old are you?

The last time a guy picked me up at the urinals I was in San Juan -- went back to his place and was told to keep it quiet as I was about to orgasm during anal sex because his wife and kids were sleeping upstairs. NOT IMPRESSED.

[Rev. Moon]

I figured this much as the coming attractions for it didn't particularly look all that appetizing.  If I get too bored with it, I can always come back here and gaze at your fierce avatar!  I'm sure Wumpy thinks that it's Chita Rivera 

Notice how she totally ignored your previous quizzes on everything related to PIB.  I bet you that whenever that silly girl sees the title she thinks that it's some Merchant Ivory film about the French Revolution or sumthin'. 

Speaking of my ravishing figure, when I was at HEB earlier getting my Pork chops for dinner. I noticed a guy checking me out near the cheese section. Now this is nothing unusual, I deal with this type of situation often.

Gurl, please.  He was probably thinking: "I don't tell you you're ugly, but I don't have to tell you because you know you're ugly."   Now, I'm sure you know where that comes from.

[Miss Philicia]

Notice how she totally ignored your previous quizzes on everything related to PIB.  I bet you that whenever that silly girl sees the title she thinks that it's some Merchant Ivory film about the French Revolution or sumthin'. 

He later sent me a text asking if it was from Flashdance LOL

[jkinatl2]

Child please -- how old are you?

The last time a guy picked me up at the urinals I was in San Juan -- went back to his place and was told to keep it quiet as I was about to orgasm during anal sex because his wife and kids were sleeping upstairs. NOT IMPRESSED.

You people are hardcore

[WillyWump]

Notice how she totally ignored your previous quizzes on everything related to PIB.  I bet you that whenever that silly girl sees the title she thinks that it's some Merchant Ivory film about the French Revolution or sumthin'. 

He later sent me a text asking if it was from Flashdance LOL

I don't need to take this abuse, I'm going to get a margarita. 

-W

[Rev. Moon]

The last time a guy picked me up at the urinals I was in San Juan -- went back to his place and was told to keep it quiet as I was about to orgasm during anal sex because his wife and kids were sleeping upstairs. NOT IMPRESSED.

Yup, urinal tricks are usually married men.  So ratchet. 

He later sent me a text asking if it was from Flashdance LOL

LMFAO.  Coz that's like such a gay classic 

Hmmm... Now I wanna listen to Donna Summer's "Romeo."

[Miss Philicia]

I don't need to take this abuse, I'm going to get a margarita. 

-W

I'm starting to think that you're an alcoholic.

[Jeff G]

Speaking of my ravishing figure, when I was at HEB earlier getting my Pork chops for dinner. I noticed a guy checking me out near the cheese section. Now this is nothing unusual, I deal with this type of situation often. But before I made my way to the checkout I stopped by the mens room to relieve myself. Well guess who pulls up right next to me at the urinals...the same guy. He was a black guy, maybe 25-30, very short, but very built. He unzips and out flops this massive schlong, and he starts playing with it and gets a woody, well of course i am so shocked I cant look away, I even notice that  he has some sort of plastic cock/ball ring on. So I just stood there for a bit until he zipped up and left. 

I have never really been faced with this at the urinals, and am unsure what the etiquette dictates in this situation. But it was interesting to say the least.

 

Well I be damed ... we sent you a birthday presant and you didnt even know what to do with it . 

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

He later sent me a text asking if it was from Flashdance LOL

LOL, I almost broke my iPad.

Let's rewind for a Piper Laurie "They're all gonna laugh at you" moment, shall we?

[mitch777]

Just curious if any of you get strange looks or comments when you take a pic of your food while in a restaurant?
Was listening to NPR yesterday about this topic.
One guy referred to it as "food porn".

Anyway, off to the grocery store to pick up a few things for dinner.
(Portugese chorico, white bean, and escarole soup)

Note to Miss P.-
(the nearest decent sized grocery store is a mere 17 minute drive each way from my house)

[Miss Philicia]

Note to Miss P.-
(the nearest decent sized grocery store is a mere 17 minute drive each way from my house)

How dreadful, darling. I walk 4 blocks to my supermarket. Oh, and I bet you don't have one of these close by either! (make sure you click through the photos). Or a place to purchase live chickens and rabbits! Does it get any fresher than watching someone poke your dinner in the neck, drain the blood and then pluck the feathers?

My last place in Brooklyn had a supermarket 1/2 block away. I moved there right after the death of Biggie Smalls aka The Notorious B.I.G., and he had once lived around the corner as a kid dealing drugs. So they had a huge framed portrait of him behind the checkout counters that said "We Will Love You 4ever Big Poppa". Anyway, compared to that location I'm roughing it now.

[wolfter]

Dang Mitchy, how far out do you live?  We're only 15 minutes from a grocery store.

[Miss Philicia]

Oh, and I bet none of you queens have something like this around the corner from you local Target and Home Depot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oeCrwA04OU

[wolfter]

Oh, and I bet none of you queens have something like this around the corner from you local Target and Home Depot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oeCrwA04OU

I don't think we have anything like that in our entire state.

[Miss Philicia]

Hey, guess what wolfie -- rumor has it that Spike Mendelsohn has secured a place to open his first restaurant outside of DC. I should have some delicious gourmet burgers coming to me soon. Plus if it's at that location indicated in the link I'm regularly in that area. Menu looks yummy

[WillyWump]

I was a bad boy tonight.

I went to Good Time Charlies (Home of the best Chicken Fried Steak in Texas) http://www.gtcsatx.com/ tonight. HAd a "big as yo face" Chicken Fried, with red peel mashed potatos and Green beens.

But I think my "Nice physique" can absorb it.

[Rev. Moon]

It's ok. You suffered through all that fasting.  What's a few thousand calories for a studly body like yours?

[WillyWump]

It's ok. You suffered through all that fasting.  What's a few thousand calories for a studly body like yours?

[WillyWump]

Hmmm. Just a random Google search pulled up the 20 Best BBQ restaraunts in America...6 are from Texas. (of course)

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-twenty-best-bbq-joints-in-america-2012-8?op=1

Now I will tip my hat to the Carolina Pulled pork Sandwich with vinegar and Coleslaw on it. But other than that most East coast BBQ is merely mediocre. For realz.

[Miss Philicia]

LOL... BROOKLYN: Fette Sau

GUESS WHERE THEY JUST OPENED UP THEIR SECOND LOCATION SUCKER

Add "PHILADELPHIA: Sweet Lucy's Smokehouse" from your list and that means where I live has two, and we're just one city not an entire state of 26 million.

Percy Street BBQ is mere blocks from me (OK, 15 blocks) and is run by the artisinal double-fried chicken and donuts folks so you know it just rocks.

[Dachshund]

Without mentioning Memphis and BBQ in the same sentence, the article is meaningless. Seattle? Give me a fucking break.

[WillyWump]

LOL... BROOKLYN: Fette Sau

GUESS WHERE THEY JUST OPENED UP THEIR SECOND LOCATION SUCKER

What is it with you people and Pigs?

[WillyWump]

Without mentioning Memphis and BBQ in the same sentence, the article is meaningless. Seattle? Give me a fucking break.

This coming from a Californian. LMAO. Hay Sup dude

[Rev. Moon]

This coming from a Californian. LMAO. Hay Sup dude

A Californian?  Splain, plz.

[Dachshund]

This coming from a Californian. LMAO. Hay Sup dude

I'm a native Tennessean cracker.

http://www.toosaucedtopork.com/guide-to-memphis-in-may-bbq-fest-a-k-a-mim-wcbcc/

[WillyWump]

A Californian?  Splain, plz.

I'm a native Tennessean cracker.

http://www.toosaucedtopork.com/guide-to-memphis-in-may-bbq-fest-a-k-a-mim-wcbcc/

Oh why did i think he was Cali? I guess that easygoing attitude of his  My bad.

But since you brought it up even Memphis BBQ is subpar to Texas', although it's miles better than the east coast pig-fest

[Dachshund]

Oh why did i think he was Cali? I guess that easygoing attitude of his  My bad.

But since you brought it up even Memphis BBQ is subpar to Texas', although it's miles better than the east coast pig-fest

Girl you know nothing about BBQ and that plate of crap you posted proves it. Was that pic of the potato salad before or after you ate it?

[Rev. Moon]

Oh why did i think he was Cali? I guess that easygoing attitude of his  My bad.

But since you brought it up even Memphis BBQ is subpar to Texas', although it's miles better than the east coast pig-fest

Oh, so you FAILED (both at trolling and geography).  Nuff said.

Actually, while I've liked the BBQ in Texas, I prefer everything I've had in Tennessee better.  My favorite BBQ was in Missouri.

And Philicia has a point about that place in Brooklyn.  It kicks your Texan flat ass on any given day.

[Jeff G]

I have agree with Dachs on this one , Memphis BBQ rocks . I forget where we went but my dad would detour 400 miles on a road trip to get at some of that BBQ .

[WillyWump]

And Philicia has a point about that place in Brooklyn.  It kicks your Texan flat ass on any given day.

another BBQ wannabe wanting to be an expert on BBQ, from Florida no less.

Please yall, Stop! I cant take it any longer. ROFLMAO

[Miss Philicia]

And Philicia has a point about that place in Brooklyn.  It kicks your Texan flat ass on any given day.

I'm sure pretty much every newish place in Brooklyn kicks ass over Texas since it's become ground zero for foodies. Wumpy has probably never set foot there either, nor does she know that it's been over for Manhattan for a decade.

[Rev. Moon]

another BBQ wannabe wanting to be an expert on BBQ, from Florida no less.

Should we buy you a map (or a geography book) as a belated 50th birthday present?  I may be currently living in Florida (and will get the fuck outta here as soon as this PhD is completed or I get kicked out of my program --whichever happens first), but I'm from NY, you silly trick.

[Dachshund]

Funny this was mentioned because just last night I was wondering who watches this anymore. I actually boycotted reality TV up until I became addicted with this show, which I watched from Day One obsessively. But there was all that mayhem when they switched it to Lifetime and didn't they churn out several seasons within one year that last year on Bravo, then there was this huge delay because of some lawsuit and I just gave up.

I'd rather watch Padma.

I stopped watching when the pozzies started winning.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

I know what's gonna be on the menu this weekend in San Antone...

[Dachshund]

or maybe this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271440/Burger-King-admits-selling-beef-burgers-Whoppers-containing-horse-meat.html

[Jeff G]

or maybe this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271440/Burger-King-admits-selling-beef-burgers-Whoppers-containing-horse-meat.html

Its scary that fast food requires a DNA test for assurances of what it contains . I suppose this is what happens when tons of ingredients are mass marketed to prop up a brand . It brings to mind Soylent Green .

[wolfter]

I totally have not followed a good diet path these past couple of days.  I forgot to eat yesterday and took a walk which ended up bad.     Since I've learned to walk again without assistance, I've been doing it as much as possible. 

As I walked past a local hangout, several buddies yelled for me to come join them.  SEVERAL drinks later and after the laughter wore off, I found myself fighting to walk correctly.  Why do I need to periodically remind myself how bad hangovers feel?

Which reminds me, I was 15 minutes late taking my meds, could this cause any problems?

[Jeff G]

Which reminds me, I was 15 minutes late taking my meds, could this cause any problems?

You will most likely burst into flames by 4pm or be apprehended by the CDC  . 

[Miss Philicia]

How does one "forget" to eat for an entire day?