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Offline RapidRod

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Not For Blonds
« on: November 17, 2006, 06:47:38 pm »
A man is driving his car through the country to see all the sites. As he is gawking around, a rabbit runs in front of his car and he cannot avoid hitting it. He is a very compassionate person and gets sick to his stomach when he hears the "thump" of the underside of his car and the rabbit colliding. He immediately pulls over, and runs back to the limp ball of fur. Upon examination, he see he has killed the rabbit. He starts to cry and screams at the animal, "Why did you have to run out in front of my car, I didn't mean to hit you and kill you, Oh my goodness!"

While in tears, a Blonde hears him crying and pulls over to see what's the matter. He shows her the dead rabbit. She consoles him and says not to worry, she will be right back.

Upon returning from her car, she sprays the rabbit down with a can of aerosol and immediately the rabbit opens its eyes, smiles, jumps up and runs about three feet away, turns and waves, runs another three feet, turns and waves, it did this several times, running three feet, turning and waving until it disappeared into the woods.

The man thanks the lady and asks to see the can, noticing only the bold print that said, "Gives Life To Dead Hair and Adds Permanent Wave."
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Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Not For Blonds
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2006, 06:51:50 pm »
 :D :D :D


Heh,Heh, Heh !!! ;D   Thanks for the chuckle !!


Ray


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Current Meds ; Viramune / Epzicom Eliquis, Diltiazem. Pravastatin 80mg, Ezetimibe. UPDATED 2/18/24
 Tested positive in 1985,.. In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started on  HAART on October 24th, 2003.

 UPDATED: As of April, 2nd 2024,Viral load Undetectable.
CD 4 @593 /  CD4 % @ 18 %

Lymphocytes,total-3305 (within range)

cd4/cd8 ratio -0.31

cd8 %-57

72 YEARS YOUNG

Offline cph9680

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Re: Not For Blonds
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2006, 09:06:08 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D gotta love a goofy joke!!!
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Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Not For Blonds
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2006, 10:02:26 pm »
 :D ha! the blonde twilight zone
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