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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Matty the Damned on November 03, 2007, 07:43:05 pm
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Our worst fears have been confirmed. (http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com/10F/1hook_scrapes.html)
MtD
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LOL what a crock
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Can't say that that's ever caused irritation with me. Of course, I can't remember, it's been so long........ :(
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Our worst fears have been confirmed. (http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com/10F/1hook_scrapes.html)
MtD
But I totally caught a nut while watching all the demonstrational videos.
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Well crap I just realised I've never had sex with an uncircumcised man so I have no point of reference.
Anywho, it doesnt hurt or irritate nothing unless your dry.
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Really Timmy?
I thought they showed some of the ugliest genitals I've ever seen. But each to his own, I suppose.
Why is it that people with ghastly, "Hillary Clinton Lookalike" private parts feel the need to share their shortcomings with the rest of teh Intahnetz?
MtD
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It's because they're too ugly to be hookers, so this is the only way they can make money.
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I always thought an uncircumsized cock looked rather deformed and ugly. Not really a turn on for me. And what's this about the pounding being a turn off, uh, who have they been speaking to? Certainly not me... ;D But then I excel at being on top and haven't had any complaints the last time I was in the saddle..... ;D
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Guess that would depend on the size of the pounder....
EEEKKK
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Dear God matty you could have put some kind of warning up there, I've just finished my lunch..you know I hate missing out on anything so I just had to open the link, just the bad timing I quess... :D
I'm always amazed why people want to show off their ugly bits..but as you said everyone to their own.
Hugs
Jan :-*
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But I totally caught a nut while watching all the demonstrational videos.
I tried not to look at the demonstrational videos but that one moving in slow motion did not help.... ;D I may have to put in a call for some pipe..... ;)
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Ah Goderator Jan, but that would spoil my fun. Everyone here should be well aware that clicking a link provided by the Fiend of the Forums will result in gut churning horror. :)
Presumably the self appointed members of the Forums Morality Squad are emailing the Powers That Be with barely contained outrage as we speak. ;)
MtD
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Really Timmy?
No, not really. YPT was being sarcastic.
Though I will confess the thought did cross my mind when I saw there would be video links.
Alas, they were rather disappointing for my purposes.
Though they did inspire me to put myself on my own "To Do" list later this evening.
But that's nothing new.
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This thread tickled me so much I spilled my damn drink.
Fortunately I missed the fax machine LOL
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I always thought an uncircumsized cock looked rather deformed and ugly.
Clutch the pearls! You're not as Puerto Rican as you think you are!
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No, not really. YPT was being sarcastic.
It's hard to tell with you Pastor Tim. I reckon you're up for just about any perversion going. ;)
MtD
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I always thought an uncircumsized cock looked rather deformed and ugly.
Off with her head!!!!
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P.S.- They should have found some better looking models. Some of those photos turned me off sex completely. Well, just for a second or two.
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Clutch the pearls! You're not as Puerto Rican as you think you are!
Well sweetie, I am only 1/2.... ;)
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It's hard to tell with you Pastor Tim. I reckon you're up for just about any perversion going. ;)
MtD
That assumption is not altogether unreasonable.
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Off with her head!!!!
LMAO, can I help it if I like pretty penises...... ;D And no threatening my head, I do need it to smoke with.... ;D
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Hey Cliffie, does this mean you're a hoodie or do you just like boys who are?
MtD :)
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Ah Goderator Jan, but that would spoil my fun. Everyone here should be well aware that clicking a link provided by the Fiend of the Forums will result in gut churning horror. :)
Presumably the self appointed members of the Forums Morality Squad are emailing the Powers That Be with barely contained outrage as we speak. ;)
MtD
Hmm, if some is looking for morality, shouldn't they go to church? And let me guess, SATAN made them look at this thread..... ::) Caught between doing the stripper dance or the church lady dance....... ;D
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Just laughed my ass off when I read Jan's first post "Dear God matty you could have put some kind of warning up there, I've just finished my lunch."
LMAO! Jan I hope you've recovered by now? :P
Perhaps tonight I'll have Sustiva dreams of The Big Bang and Broomsticks. I should be so fortunate...ok, have to go check out these videos now, lmao. ::)
~ Cindy
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And let me guess, SATAN made them look at this thread
SATAN did make me do it Queedie, he knows I can resist going into his links.. ;)
Cindy..I did manage to keep my lunch down..but I had to close that link up pretty quickly... :D
Hugs
Jan :-*
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Uncircumcised was an acquired taste for me.
Quite literally.
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I smell lesbian propaganda. Phase 1: convince women that circumcised penises are rough and uncomfortable. Phase 2: uncircumcised penises transmit more STDs and cause yeast infections. Phase 3: oral sex is much more "vagina friendly". Phase 4: women have better tongue mobility than men. Final phase: Womyn's Weekend seminar at the Home Depot.
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LMAO GSOgymrat
ademas that made me think there was cheese or some strange flavor going on downtown, not a pretty mental picture. LOL
(http://img.sheezyart.com/images/emoticons/:gotcheese:.gif)
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my ass doesn't feel the difference between those two types
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my ass doesn't feel the difference between those two types
Well so long as you're not offended.
MtD
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Matty, please... Do not you understand that some of us are "distubred" by that kind of contents///..... I HAD NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE SEEN A VAGINA THAT CLOSE!!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
Alex
(Who is Cher-gay)
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Well I don't understand why you're disturbed, darling. Vagina's are another wonder of creation.
:)
MtD
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And they all dont look that nasty. Just like all penis dont look as funky as the ones pictured.
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I like this Winiroo chick, she's pretty hilarious!
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<<<Takes a bow.
LOL thanks
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Either that was really great AidsMeds porn or I'm worse off than I thought. ::)
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Well, any woman's vagina is plenty safe from my circmuscised naughty bits!
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Well I don't understand why you're disturbed, darling. Vagina's are another wonder of creation.
:)
MtD
LOL.. For a gay guy like me, Planets are a wonder, Starts are a wonder, animals are a wonder, physics are a wonder, life is a wonder... But a Vagina?.. Well, that fits in my category of "reasons why I do not date women"
Even thoug I have to recognize, certain vaginas look certainly peaceful (specially when seen from a prudent distance), and I admire the sooooo complex system that allows them to give birth to a life... Now, if we talk about female body parts, I certainly prefer voices. Like Marylin Monroe singing Happy Birthday to JFK
Do not get me wrong. I am still gay :)
Alex
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And they all dont look that nasty. Just like all penis dont look as funky as the ones pictured.
LOL, LOL
Well, point taken. But ont the penis side... From what I saw in that place, I like them all.
Now that I come to think of it, there is no an "special" form of penis I like. Only one that is clean, and not tiny, that is it.
Alex
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In my opinion, like people, an ideal penis would be proportionate, and not beat up looking.
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hello everyone reading this I just joined the conversation and I want to know how are circumcised women haters?
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Click the red link in the original post.
MtD