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Author Topic: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)  (Read 6888 times)

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Offline Miss Philicia

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"You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« on: February 18, 2010, 09:15:31 pm »
Uh, someone look into this and report back to me... k?

http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home



SELF PUMPING LUBE RESERVOIR!  ALL VIA USB CONNECTION!  

It's like a Fleshjack but when the porn actors cum you cum too!  And all for $199.95!  Evidently it was designed by a NASA engineer, so there goes your tax dollars.

edit: I enjoyed how the man in the demo video was sporting a wedding ring

PLEASE NOTE: not Mac compatible!
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 09:25:32 pm by Miss Philicia »
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Offline next2u

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 09:24:13 pm »
no fucking way and how do you come across this shit?
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 09:30:13 pm »
"Soft pliable belts replicate a variety of sex acts", all for 199.95

But cant I replicate a variety of sex acts with 4 hustlers for 199.95?
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Offline OneTampa

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 09:33:34 pm »
At first glance, I thought the object was a Mayan ceremonial urn unearthed from a recent dig and cleaned for museum display ;)
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 09:40:13 pm »
Quote from: WillyWump on February 18, 2010, 09:30:13 pm
"Soft pliable belts replicate a variety of sex acts", all for 199.95

But cant I replicate a variety of sex acts with 4 hustlers for 199.95?

Obviously boys in TexASS are cheap if they're only scoring $50/hr
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Offline next2u

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 09:43:48 pm »
maybe we should move to texas.
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 09:45:27 pm »
Quote from: Miss Philicia on February 18, 2010, 09:40:13 pm
Obviously boys in TexASS are cheap if they're only scoring $50/hr

Well I've heard that if you breeze by the Greyhound Station after the "hustler rush hour" you can get the low hanging fruit for $50. But I cannot confirm that.
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 10:01:49 pm »
Quote from: next2u on February 18, 2010, 09:43:48 pm
maybe we should move to texas.

Oh, Miss P knows where to find the cheap crack head ho's up here.  Buy them a bag and take them to Stall #13 at the Sansom Street Cinema and you're good to go.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 10:13:28 pm by Miss Philicia »
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Offline komnaes

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 10:09:31 pm »
Not really bottom friendly though.. pass.. ;D
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Offline StacheBC

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2010, 10:12:44 pm »
I think I'd have problems getting my lips around that...  I'd be afraid to chip a tooth.  ;)
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Offline Alain

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2010, 10:17:58 pm »
Quote from: Miss Philicia on February 18, 2010, 09:15:31 pm
PLEASE NOTE: not Mac compatible!

Damn! I guess we're out of luck! ;D
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Offline next2u

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2010, 10:26:09 pm »
damn philly, i can't believe u went there. i thought we didn't talk about these things publicly.

hehehe...girl...u went there.
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aug08 cd4 576; vl 48,190; cd4% 40.7
dec08 cd4 559; vl 63,020; cd4% 29.4
feb09 cd4 464; vl 11,000; cd4% 26
may09 cd4 544; vl 29,710; cd4% 27.2
oct09 cd4 ...; vl 23,350; cd4% 31.6
mar10 cd4 408; vl 59,050; cd4% 31.4
aug10 cd4 328; vl 80,000; cd4% 19.3 STARTED ATRIPLA
oct10 cd4 423; vl 410 ;); cd4% 30.2
jun11 cd4 439; vl <20 ;); cd4% 33.8 <-Undetectable!
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Offline GNYC09

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2010, 10:27:16 pm »
sorry, I didn't even see it.  I couldn't stop staring at those crazy French nails!  :-\
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2010, 11:41:46 pm »
Rotating belts... heating elements... hydrolics pumps... If you think I'm sticking Mr. Happy in that technological Iron Maiden you're crazy!
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Offline Hellraiser

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2010, 11:47:20 pm »
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 18, 2010, 11:41:46 pm
Rotating belts... heating elements... hydrolics pumps... If you think I'm sticking Mr. Happy in that technological Iron Maiden you're crazy!


I've put mine in more dangerous places.
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2010, 11:50:43 pm »
Quote from: Hellraiser on February 18, 2010, 11:47:20 pm
I've put mine in more dangerous places.

Obviously.
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