Author Topic: Midnight Madness & Robert Pattison's scrotal fold (Read 14530 times)

Miss Philicia · « **on:** March 19, 2010, 06:09:41 pm »

http://www.hd-report.com/2010/03/18/comcast-to-offer-twilight-new-moon-on-demand-at-midnight/

I'm like *so* fucking there. I even bought frozen White Castle cheeseburgers, tater tots and Pepsi. Oh, and a big bag of Life Savers.

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Comcast is lining up The Twilight Saga: New Moon for On Demand late night viewing at midnight Friday, Mar. 19. (The official release date is Saturday, Mar. 20.) Exclusive content on the Comcast premiere will include director’s commentary and a featurette Life After Twilight. The commentary runs about 13 minutes and highlights some of Chris Weitz’s favorite scenes in the film, such as Bella’s cliff dive and first encounter with the Volturi.

Extras found on the Blu-ray and DVD releases will also be available On Demand. “Meet the Wolf Pack,” “Meet the Volturi Coven,” and “Chris Weitz Takes the Helm” are a few of the bonuses. All New Moon content can be found under “Movies” > “Movie Collections” > “Twilight: New Moon.”

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2010, 06:11:37 pm »

PLEASE NOTE: this is also in celebration of the grueling 2.5 hours of dental work I just had done, with yet more scheduled in 10 days time. All free for teh AIDS victims courtesy of Ryan White and the University of Pennsylvania Dental College.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2010, 06:13:43 pm »

Oh, and there were some major cute WASP-y Ivy Leaguers on campus today, but alas you just know they all have needle dicks and that's just not fetch.

mecch · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2010, 07:12:01 pm »

Hey don't insult the ivy leaguers i found size a plenty on three campuses.

2 questions: where's the connection to the scrotal fold in this thread.
who is the cutie in the avatar? You? also looks like a very young Jakie G or even bizzarely Judd Nelson.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:04:08 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 19, 2010, 06:11:37 pm

PLEASE NOTE: this is also in celebration of the grueling 2.5 hours of dental work I just had done, with yet more scheduled in 10 days time. All free for teh AIDS victims courtesy of Ryan White and the University of Pennsylvania Dental College.

Is it wise to be chewing Lifesavers after painful dental work? Hope you're not in much pain, dear.

I downloaded New Moon (very à propos for me) from movie berry. Going to watch it on my iPod during my flight to wonderful Nashville on Monday.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:04:49 pm »

Nashville? ::shudder::

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:07:50 pm »

I know. Some times I get sent to some dreadful places. In the meantime my (work) partner gets to travel to New York on a weekly basis.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:15:38 pm »

I just spent 80 minutes on the phone with a young Cuban boy. Guess I'll need to hold off on that White Castle.

WillyWump · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:36:06 pm »

I became giddy and entered this thread looking for a pic of Pattison's scrotal fold.

*sigh* foiled again.

-Will

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:33:14 pm »

30 MINUTES UNTIL THE SCROTAL FOLD UNFOLDS!

WillyWump · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:39:04 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 19, 2010, 11:33:14 pm

30 MINUTES UNTIL THE SCROTAL FOLD UNFOLDS!

Is this referring to your Cuban trade that will soon be there, or the movie starting?

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:45:14 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 19, 2010, 11:39:04 pm

Is this referring to your Cuban trade that will soon be there, or the movie starting?

The Cuban trade will be watching the movie with me, then later I will show him the joys of rubber sheets and poppers. His name is Junior.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:46:57 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 19, 2010, 11:45:14 pm

The Cuban trade will be watching the movie with me, then later I will show him the joys of rubber sheets and poppers. His name is Junior.

Ooh, the rubber sheets are being used tonight; he must be speshal. I can tell he's gonna be spelling 'V for Vendetta' with his legs.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:47:33 pm »

btw, in the interests of full disclose, he's not trade at all -- his family owns some business in North Bergen.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #14 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:07:34 am »

The selection appeared on Comcast On Demand at 12:05!

StacheBC · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:10:59 am »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 19, 2010, 11:45:14 pm

His name is Junior.

Honey, I hope "Junior" isn't referring to his genitalia.

Rubber shits!!! You always have the latest.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:55:08 am »

I had to push "pause" to inspect Taylor Lautner's 8-pack. Amazing what anabolic steroids can do to the youth of Hollywood.

USA #1!

WillyWump · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:18:36 pm »

rubber sheets- Are those available at Target?

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:32:35 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 20, 2010, 12:18:36 pm

rubber sheets- Are those available at Target?

yes (NSFW!)

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:39:19 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 20, 2010, 12:32:35 pm

yes (NSFW!)

Talk about a size queen. That butt-plug is not even king-size.

WillyWump · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:42:06 pm »

Quote from: livebythemoon on March 20, 2010, 12:39:19 pm

That butt-plug is not even king-size.

Are we SURE that is not a Lava Lamp?

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:14:24 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 20, 2010, 12:42:06 pm

Are we SURE that is not a Lava Lamp?

Heh heh... and the dildo may just be an unwrapped kosher salami.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:26:58 pm »

btw, when one buys something with the Comcast On Demand thingie doesn't stay saved on the DVR for 24 hours or is that incorrect?

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:45:43 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 20, 2010, 01:26:58 pm

btw, when one buys something with the Comcast On Demand thingie doesn't stay saved on the DVR for 24 hours or is that incorrect?

Probably not if you have finished watching it. I think the 24 hour timeframe (at least with DTV's PPV) is so that you can catch it later, but it goes away once you are done with it.

WillyWump · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2010, 11:03:52 pm »

After Phillys glowing review of Taylor's 8 pack I feel I must see New Moon. Do I have to watch the others before ( I dont even know how many other Twilight movies there are) Or does New Moon stand on its own

-Will

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #25 on:** March 20, 2010, 11:22:10 pm »

One of my coworkers said he went to Walmart around midnight and there were over 100 people standing in line to buy New Moon. The Walmartians were handing out cake and drinks. I had no idea it was that big a deal.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #26 on:** March 20, 2010, 11:59:16 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 20, 2010, 11:03:52 pm

After Phillys glowing review of Taylor's 8 pack I feel I must see New Moon. Do I have to watch the others before ( I dont even know how many other Twilight movies there are) Or does New Moon stand on its own

-Will

You might as well watch them in sequence as there's only two of them thus far.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2010, 12:00:34 am »

ps: the Cuban just called...

quarterhorsetn · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2010, 09:03:30 pm »

Love Nashville!

darkerpozz · « **Reply #29 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:49:56 am »

and I am sittiig here wanting to see vocal folds of anykind and I get jokes, not funny...

AlanBama · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:56:58 am »

I saw New Moon last night....

thought it was pretty good, but I still liked the first movie better

Hellraiser · « **Reply #31 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:53:36 am »

Quote from: AlanBama on March 24, 2010, 09:56:58 am

I saw New Moon last night....

thought it was pretty good, but I still liked the first movie better

I watched both movies and can't help but be waiting for any semblance of an interesting plot to unfold. It's like a chick-flick wrapped in a light coating of action/fantasy. Just not my cup of tea I suppose.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #32 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:58:59 am »

Quote from: Hellraiser on March 24, 2010, 11:53:36 am

I watched both movies and can't help but be waiting for any semblance of an interesting plot to unfold. It's like a chick-flick wrapped in a light coating of action/fantasy. Just not my cup of tea I suppose.

You simply have unrealistic expectations. If you want a good plot go see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKxFbtLBuLg

Otherwise just sit there and enjoy the scrotal fold when watching a tweener Twilight flick. You err in over-intellectualizing.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2010, 09:33:21 am »

Speaking of scrotal folds...

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"Lutz joins Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke and Freida Pinto in the growing cast, which is expected to assemble next month for the start of production. The story follows young Greek warrior Theseus (Cavill) as he leads his fellow soldiers in a... well... a war of the gods, at the bidding of King Hyperion (Rourke). The Theseus of Greek myth is the founder of Athens and son of Poseidon, though it's not known how closely "War" will follow established stories. Pinto will play Phaedra, Theseus' second wife."

Oh, and need I remind anyone of what Henry Cavill looks like?

Hellraiser · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:58:56 am »

Isn't Henry Cavill the face of nautica? He could be the face on my.... I digress. While he's hot that picture isn't even the best picture I've seen of him. He is so hot I think you could lose an eyebrow if you stood to close.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:01:57 am »

Quote from: Hellraiser on March 25, 2010, 10:58:56 am

Isn't Henry Cavill the face of nautica? He could be the face on my.... I digress. While he's hot that picture isn't even the best picture I've seen of him. He is so hot I think you could lose an eyebrow if you stood to close.

Not sure about Nautica, though I don't think he reps them, he does do Dunhill London Fragrance TV ads.

Henry has gobs of chest hair.

Hellraiser · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:17:48 am »

It was Dunhill, I really wasn't paying attention to the cologne I was just staring dreamily at his crotch.

mecch · « **Reply #37 on:** March 27, 2010, 02:18:31 pm »

My bosoms were heaving when I first saw him in the Tudors. Geezuz! Buries that polluted looking Jonathan. You just know Jonathan smells like an acrid day old drunk and Henry smells like sweet and musky man. Jonathan would be an excellent choice for a bio pic about tweakers. He's definately sexy but also all used up.

mecch · « **Reply #38 on:** March 27, 2010, 02:27:00 pm »

And speaking of hairy british:
I saw Dr. No in a flu fever last night, in high definition bluray.
In a decade maybe Pattinson can be manly enough to step into the shoes of Sean Connery.
I wonder if Robert is trimmed and waxed....
Brosnan had a nice hairy chest too, and he was slight, like Pattinson.

Connery is damn sexy in those early roles!!!

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