Hi heres a thread for anyone who likes to discuss sticking vegetables and dildos up yer arse as some posters got confused and were discussing this in the nutrition section. Enjoy.
Unfortunately in some people the virus eradicates any sense of humor.
Too bad there's not a blood test for that. Everyone could include that value in their signature line numbers history so we'd know when to be careful. ;)
I trust the OP disclosed and took care not to get super-infected.
Honey we weren't confused. Unfortunately in some people the virus eradicates any sense of humor.
Too bad there's not a blood test for that. Everyone could include that value in their signature line numbers history so we'd know when to be careful. ;)
emoticons ;D, which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts ::) rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter ;)
emoticons ;D, which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts ::) rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter ;)
And seeing more than one emoticon in a paragraph makes me want to vomit. So... No.
Stand back :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Has anyone tried coffee suppositories?
http://www.peak-health-now.com/xeneplex_coffee_suppositories.html (http://www.peak-health-now.com/xeneplex_coffee_suppositories.html)
I rather drink my coffee then put it up my ass ;D
i bet you all have a gang hut where you meet up occasionally .
i bet you all have a gang hut where you meet up occasionally .
perhaps, we could talk about what vitamins and nutritional supplements everyone is taking?
I knew you took teh vitamins, u filthy little liar!Ms. P - Please don't put me on ignore --- I feel a hole in my heart, an emptiness in my stomach --- but strangely my sinuses suddenly cleared up
::puts philthyNftl on ignore::
I go through my gummi vitamins pretty fast.
I wash down my Atripla every night with a delicious tea made with echinacea and St. John's wort.I had a wart once ---
I had a wart once ---
several - nothing a little lasor therapy and deep freeze couldn't take care of - never thought of using it with tea --- what a great supplement.
was it an anal wart, you sex obssessed sodomite? ;D ;) :)well yes of course - i wouldn't be a good gay pozzie if I hadn't had a bout of the "a" warts -
I wash down my Atripla every night with a delicious tea made with echinacea and St. John's wort.
I thought echinacea was a no no for HIV+ people.
I rather drink my coffee then put it up my ass ;D
you got that right, love. And the St. John's wort is supposed to be a no-no for acripla users as there is some negative interaction with the drug.How did a saint get so famous as to have a wart named after him? Is this related to another catholic priest sex scandal???
How did a saint get so famous as to have a wart named after him? Is this related to another catholic priest sex scandal???
Ah you didnt use the ;) so I was confused. I dont shove persian eggplants up my ass. or do i? so confusing
Possibly maybe. He must have been playing hide the cucumber with an uncircumcised Roman leader. According to shittypedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_John%27s_Wort) the plant is also called chase-devil. He also had spelling issues.In this day and age of spel chek I can't figure out why peopl can't spell wright. So annoying.
I know, I keep forgetting the smileys. Not taking my vitamins is affecting mah memory.
In this day and age of spel chek I can't figure out why peopl can't spell wright. So annoying.
If you take ginko that will help with the memory issues related to the use of emoticons. ;D :D ;) :o 8)
I just took a handful of them :P ::) :'( :o
Ginko gives me headaches. I'd rather snort poppers.Snorting poppers helpeed me to becum a better spellor.
Well, I don't know about sticking veggies and dildos up my ass, but I can think of another place. And it's just about that time of night, too.
Never use corn as a dildo you will just confuse your asshole .
I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis'sWill, you brought back my memory of putting a hotdog up the arse when I was about 13, I stuck it too far up and almost was not able to pull it back out. I was scared to death that I was going to have to call my parents in and tell them I had a weiner stuck up my ass.
-Will
I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis's
-Will
And got yourself an HIV scholarship.
Addendum from a friend:PHILDINFTLAUDY'S TOP 10 REASONS FOR STICKING A VEGETABLE AND DILDO UP YOUR ARSE (based on David Letterman's Top 10 List Concept)
10. Vegetables and Dildos - if cleaned properly - contain absolutely no risk of transmitting HIV. (this one is for Ann, RapidRod, Rev, Matty, Andy, David, and the rest of the AMI thread moderators)
9. Using vegetables and dildos saves on the cost of condoms
8. Vegetables and dildos don't talk back
7. Vegetables and dildos usually have more endurance then some of our previous hook ups
6. Can kill two birds with one stone when using vegetables - sexual satisfaction and a nice dinner salad
5. Don't have to pay for cab fare after finishing the "deed"
4. Eliminates the need to say "Wow, I could've had a V-8" after being dissatisfied with a human partner
3. Different vegetables available for different seasons adds variety to your sex life
2. Helps in our efforts of "going green" and lowers carbon footprint (biodegradeable - break down easier than condoms)
and the number 1 reason for sticking vegetables and dildos up your ass -
1. Sure as hell beats taking a vitamin or other supplement - and probably more effective in making you feel better ;D
This thread makes me want to break into song... Tonight, I've chosen the theme song to Gypsy.
Lettuce us entertain you
Lettuce make you smile
We can do a few tricks
Some old and then some new tricks
We are very versatile
We'll have a real good time YES SIR, oh, we'll have a real good time
;D Have the best day
Michael
I once stuck a Han Solo action figure up my butt, as an eleven year old.
Later on, I melted it in the family fireplace, as an exciting conclusion to my seven-part snow Star Wars festival.
Huh... When I was a kid I once took my friends entire GI Joe collection into the bathroom with me and scooped shit out of the toilet with their heads. Then I put them back on the shelf in his room. He didn't realize it till about 3 days later, remember this was pre-meds for me. He's actually on my friends list on FB now, told me via private message I was "mean as a kid". Amazing how some people just can't take a joke.
Which brings me to my next question:
Is this the best fucking tattoo or what?
(http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_tattoo4.jpg)
All you need is a little bit of deodorant stuck in that armpit hair and you got yourself a yeast infection .
If you use one of those clear type of roll-on deodorants it would look like a very moist poosay --which reminds me of a certain thread that's been floating around the Aii? part of the forum.
Giggles ... that part of the forum is my guilty pleasure . :-[
Why is Skeebsloma sniffing hairy redneck armpit?
Really? It drives me nucking futs.
I promise you thats not the part I giggle over ;)
The redneck is kinda cute.
You're damn right he is. He'd have to keep that arm down though.
He's lucky to have it, really. What with all the redneck arm disease going about of late.
MtD
Touche.
Positively Wildean, am I not?
MtD
Half right anyway.
Well done! That was almost a sentence! You're really making progress. Have a gold star for effort.(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/1/12/Goldstar.gif)
MtD
I maintain that I am a gold star gay which brings us back to why I would want him to keep his arm down.
I think it's because the smell reminds you of your mother. But think of the advantages his uplifted arm could offer. At a BBQ he would keep the flies off the meat.
MtD
A modified your mom joke, really? The epitome of wit.
I give it a 3.5 for for effort but a 0 for originality.
Hi heres a thread for anyone who likes to discuss sticking vegetables and dildos up yer arse as some posters got confused and were discussing this in the nutrition section. Enjoy.
i went out last night for the first time in a good while and woooo what a night i met a gorgoeus russian girl in 6 inch stilletoes ( shoe fetish yes ) im back wooo what a night.
i went out last night for the first time in a good while and woooo what a night i met a gorgoeus russian girl in 6 inch stilletoes ( shoe fetish yes ) im back wooo what a night.
Good to know ... I was wondering when someone was going to put a foot up your ass .
Wouldn't that require for him to first pull out his own head? I believe he likes living that way.
I think he just got the boot :oyeah :( so sad.....
yeah :( so sad.....
So, anyone want to talk about getting vegetables and dildos up ya arse? lol
I think it is time for someone to start a sticky thread in Recently Infected or Living With about transmission vectors. I cannot believe the level of ignorance some people carry about HIV and AIDS, and as those with the butt bug, it is IMPERATIVE that we know what is and is not a risk. Bad enough that other people think toothbrushes and kisses transmit HIV. When we think that, we are perpetuating all sorts of ugly stigma.
I agree. This would be very good information as a stickie in the "I Just Tested Poz" forum.
No, if we do it, I think it should be in Living. After all, Dingowarrier isn't newly diagnosed and he's the person who started the toothbrush thread.
Giggles ... that part of the forum is my guilty pleasure . :-[
THAT was the most disheartening/aggravating part of all.
Well, to be honest, this was my wifes idea to post, she is a nervous nelly, but i figure I'd tried to make her feel better and post..I do know,but I at times still feel crappy bout this whole thing,and at times I feel I owe it to her if things like this (posting)makes her feel better.
After discussing this stickied transmission information idea with Tim, I'm in agreement with him that it would serve no real purpose. People want to be individually reassured and that's totally understandable.
In addition to Tim's comments, I came to realise that people often don't bother clicking on the stickied Welcome Threads - where they'll find links to the Lessons, including the Transmission Lesson - and they're not going to be any more likely to click on a stickied transmission thread either.
I hope we can all show some patience - me included, and I know how frustrating it can be sometimes - when these types of questions come up. We're here to support each other and learn from each other.
Ann
this is way sexier
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/HairyArmpit.jpg)
Red neck my ass. Isn't that Kate Millet? Oxford graduate, Columbia PhD, proto-dyke butch granola hippy mega feminist, who haunted my childhood dreams after startling in the flesh sightings in post hippy hot spots around the Hudson Valley, circa 1976.
After reading Assurban and Tim's posts, I do agree. I realize that people should be treated with a level of respect and dignity, and that these forums were intended for people living with HIV - the AM I INFECTED forum exists solely as a courtesy for those with queries.
I also understand that I will NEVER know the depths of crazy a person can sink into when a child of theirs is concerned. I am not a parent. Not of humans, anyhow... and I know the depths of crazy which I have explored when one of my pets grows ill or dies.
I think it is imperative that, at the very least, each of us understands the virus that runs through our body. Understands how it got there, how it gets to other people, what it does. I am often aggravated when people do not do this, and I have become a little thin-skinned when it comes to offerin support to those who have not achieved that measure.
It is not nice of me, it is not charitable, and it is neither kind nor supportive.
I also agree with the assessment of the sticky thread. Rarely do people read them. AM I is proof of that. I just often search the universe for a way to make information not only available, but mandatory. Such a thing is not possible, I think.
I will try to temper myself in the support forums, and exercise the patience that has, on many occasions, been shown to me when I have had a lapse.
Red neck my ass. Isn't that Kate Millet? Oxford graduate, Columbia PhD, proto-dyke butch granola hippy mega feminist, who haunted my childhood dreams after startling in the flesh sightings in post hippy hot spots around the Hudson Valley, circa 1976.
I've reread my post and want to apologize for the tone. Because I've had trouble reconciling my own emotional reactions to my intellectual understanding, I could really identify with dingowarrior. (As Tim pointed out, when children are involved, there's an added emotional dimension.) That made me a bit abrupt in my post to you and I'm sorry.
I do think we should continue a discussion about how to support people becoming informed and internalizing that information -- but maybe with a "reset" on the name and the emotions around it. I started a thread in Living With on the topic.
MISOGYNIST!!!
Hey everyone else is throwing it around, I just wanted to get in on the action.