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Author Topic: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book  (Read 3247 times)

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Offline AlanBama

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FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« on: November 21, 2006, 10:31:46 am »
Too many complaints from the public, I suppose.   Hey, maybe other celebs should try writing in the same genre.   Here's some suggested titles:

"If I Threw that Phone, This is the Trajectory it would Take" by Russell Crowe

"If I Used Coke, This is the Straw I Would Use to Snort It" by Paris Hilton

"If I Beat Her with Her Leg, This is How I Would Hold It" by Paul McCartney

"If I had an eating disorder, this would be my favourite laxative." by Nicole Ritchie.

"If I beat the maid, this is the hand I would use" by Naomi Campbell.

"If I molested those kids, here's how I'd do it," by Michael Jackson

"If I Cheated on Nicole With Another Woman, Here is What I Was Drinking at the Time" by Keith Urban

"If I Drove Men Crazy With My Emotional Neediness Here Is How I'd Pretend Like the Relationship Never Happened" by Renee Zelweger

"If I hated the Jews, Here is what I would say!" by Mel Gibson

"If I really wanted to piss millions away, here's who I'd marry" by Britney Spears

"If I wanted to marry someone to show I'm normal, here's who I would brainwash" by Tom Cruise

"If I Had Really Bad Taste in Men, This is Who I Would Date" by Kate Moss

"If I Were A Desperate Attention Whore, This is The Stunt I Would Pull Next" by Madonna

"If I Were A Desperate Attention Whore, This is The Stunt I Would Pull Next" Part II by Angelina Jolie.

"If I Really Used Steroids, Here's How I'd Score Them", by Barry Bonds

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my brother sent these to me in an email yesterday; I thought they were hilarious!

Alan

 
« Last Edit: November 21, 2006, 10:35:01 am by AlanBama »
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Offline thunter34

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2006, 11:16:32 am »
I'm gonna have to pass these along!  Very funny!
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Offline cph9680

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2006, 01:58:52 pm »
That's hilarious!

I think this is definitely worthy of sharing  ;D

Offline ademas

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2006, 02:06:01 pm »
Quote
"If I Beat Her with Her Leg, This is How I Would Hold It" by Paul McCartney

Hahaha!
That's my favorite.

Offline Longislander

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2006, 06:22:23 pm »
i'm passing them along, too! thanks ;D
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Offline Andy Velez

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2006, 06:22:46 pm »
Alan, I will just throw in another HAPPY BIRTHDAY free of charge for that one.

Very funny stuffy. Has me thinking of who to add to the list.

If I was legally elected president this is how I would mess up the world. GWB



Andy Velez

Offline AlanBama

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2006, 07:11:09 pm »
 ;D

it's fun trying to come up with some 'new ones'......

"If I was trying to seduce a 16 year old page, this is what I would text message him" by Mark Foley
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2006, 08:08:48 pm »
That was funny as hell...
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2006, 08:10:01 pm »
"If I was only an inch longer, I would be very happy with myself." by ME

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2006, 08:55:36 pm »
LOL Alan!   :D  :D many thanks to your brother for sharing! my fave:

"If I hated the Jews, Here is what I would say!" by Mel Gibson

LOL!!!!!  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
oh and great "yesteryear" picture honey! i say, for fun, the long-time pozzies upload yesteryear pictures for thanksgiving

Offline AlanBama

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2006, 09:00:18 pm »
That's a good idea Alex.   We have much to be thankful for.....it's a good way to show it, don't you think?

(could my hair, mustache and eyebrows have been any darker?   that was my natural color)
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline Longislander

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Re: FOX pulls OJ's interview and book
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2006, 10:21:20 pm »
oh and great "yesteryear" picture honey

I guess you had to be here?



OK as soon as I posted, there it was! nice pic
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