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how about an Angels In America.. ANIME
Ha ha ha!
Or Philadelphia... as told by Punch and Judy.
First Blood... starring Bambi and Thumper
The Bad Seed
And would it be way too obvious to suggest Bambi in The Deer Hunter?
That would be perfect...
or maybe an all Smurf cast ...
Taxi zum Klo with, uh, sock puppets.
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill starring...
p.s. Benjals I will kick your ass if you evah call Francis Bean a junkie again!
The only Francis Bean I know of is Courtney Love's kid.
Kathleen Hanna? The Bikini Kill grrrl?
Unfortunately, I don't know much of anything about Woman Under the Influence. No fathering of anal babies for me...unless I get paternity rights for knowing who Hanna is. One anal baby maybe?
courtney love's kid...and i think your friend kathleen hanna got beat up by courtney for suggesting the baby was in the next room running drugs.
I didn't know Courtney Love had a kid, much less his name.
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill
Id nominate Elijah Woods as a young Spock... ( or possibly Daniel Radcliff, if he can keep it in his pants ) but Im stuck for Kirk.. ANY IDEAS?
Apparently, Matt Damon is being pegged to play young Kirk.
Apparently, Matt Damon is being pegged to play young Kirk.
'Hawaii Five O' cmon how has this slipped under the radar. they could get Steven Segal to be MacGarret and that redheaded guy from CSI to be Danno . Book em Dann O
Oh for the dear Love of God. But if they want a Young William Shatner, I suppose Biscuit Face could pull it off. I immediately thought of Keanau as a spock, but I was also wondering just what age they were thinking about... Are we talking Starfleet freshmen, or more of the First Assignment here ??
The obvious prob here is that those two both get HUGE salaries
Might as well cast Bones and Scottie while we're at it..
I think Sean Astin (Sam from Lawd of the rings) could be a damn near perfect young Scottie
Maybe some young hottie could pull off a decent Uhura as well, but Im not familiar with young female hotties untill they crash and burn in the Tabloids...
a Young Christian Slater = perfect Dr.McCoy... they're doing wonders with makeup so he just might work.. again it depends on what the age bracket is for the story..
Maybe some young hottie could pull off a decent Uhura as well, but Im not familiar with young female hotties untill they crash and burn in the Tabloids...
Beyonce could play Uhura.
Too bad Aaliyah's dead.
A typical review:
"Beyonce is given little to do besides toying with her ear and displaying her ample cleavage..."
Yep, that's the idea :D
And I'm for any remake that includes Paul Weller getting as naked as he can.
Brent
(Who is a cinemaphile)
Fortunately, my Super Dreamy Petit Ami Louis Garrel gets naked in virtually every movie he's ever made.
Maybe both Louis and Paul (and Vin, too) could star in a musical remake of Derek Jarman's Sebastiane. That I'd pay to see.
Just like old times...
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e39/marsaudiacsolo/uhura.jpg)
We cant escape it, Hollywood just isnt supporting original work worth a damn. Theyre throwing 20 or 30 million into a production and they want a sure thing. Too bad that doesnt always work out ..
E.G : Miami Vice, Casino Royale,