Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Miss Philicia]

First time in a private box? I did that when I was 24. And it was the the owner's daughter's box, directly behind the dugout.

[Dachshund]

First time in a private box? I did that when I was 24. And it was the the owner's daughter's box, directly behind the dugout.

You were in his daughter's box? Did you disclose?

[WillyWump]

First time in a private box? I did that when I was 24. And it was the the owner's daughter's box, directly behind the dugout.

Uh, pumpkin, this was not a "box" lol, it was a Private Suite with locks on the doors at the ATT Center.  WITH a private waiter and a hot bartender. did I mention open bar? Although the "open bar"= beer and wine only.  So we ordered a bottle of Crown Royal to compliment the experience.

Here's the view from the suite, looking down onto the common people...



Here I am kicked back watching USA VS Mexico Baseball after I got bored with the Spurs choking in the 4th period...There is some brisket left up on the buffet there, This is just before the Ice Cream lady came by..

[Miss Philicia]

Uh, pumpkin, this was not a "box" lol, it was a Private Suite with locks on the doors at the ATT Center.  WITH a private waiter and a hot bartender. did I mention open bar? Although the "open bar"= beer and wine only.  So we ordered a bottle of Crown Royal to compliment the experience.

Yeah, yeah -- been in those too. Let me know when Condi Rice and Guiliani are in the suite across from you at the US Open.

[Dachshund]

Uh, pumpkin, this was not a "box" lol, it was a Private Suite with locks on the doors at the ATT Center.  WITH a private waiter and a hot bartender. did I mention open bar? Although the "open bar"= beer and wine only.  So we ordered a bottle of Crown Royal to compliment the experience.

Here's the view from the suite, looking down onto the common people...



Here I am kicked back watching USA VS Mexico Baseball after I got bored with the Spurs choking in the 4th period...There is some brisket left up on the buffet there, This is just before the Ice Cream lady came by..

That's a suite? Looks like a Motel 6. Those workboots must have turned some heads.

[Miss Philicia]

Those workboots must have turned some heads.

Oh... good call. Guilhermina's so fucking gauche. I'd hate to witness the rest of her outfit for this outing at the sub-par "suite". I bet she feasted on chicken fingers dipped in ranch dressing all night, and Budweiser.

[buginme2]

". I bet she feasted on chicken fingers dipped in ranch dressing all night, and Budweiser.

yum

[WillyWump]

Those workboots must have turned some heads.

Those are not workboots  They are ARIAT Chocolate Western Casual boots.

I'd hate to witness the rest of her outfit for this outing at the sub-par "suite".

Since you queried, I wore an IZOD purple and blue checked button down, and squeezed my amazing poppin' ass into a pair of Levi 501's and topped it all off with a Texas Rangers Cap.

and Yes, I was turnin' some heads bitches.

Don't hate.

[Miss Philicia]

and Yes, I was turnin' some heads bitches.

More like they were turning their heads and shielding their eyes.

[Dachshund]

Those are not workboots  They are ARIAT Chocolate Western Casual boots.


Since you queried, I wore an IZOD purple and blue checked button down, and squeezed my amazing poppin' ass into a pair of Levi 501's and topped it all off with a Texas Rangers Cap.

and Yes, I was turnin' some heads bitches.

Don't hate.

Girl unless you paid for that suite I ain't impressed. Oh and you can get an IZOD at TJMAXX for about 12 dolla. Was the cap to hide your bald spot?

[Miss Philicia]

Cowboy boots are simply the lamest of lame. And Izod? No comment.

[Buckmark]

Wumpy, I thought of you this morning as I was eating breakfast at Jim's -- the one on Research Blvd in Austin:



http://www.jimsrestaurants.com/

[Miss Philicia]

ps: this is now the second most popular thread EVAH

[mitch777]

Ps- Congrats Miss P., this thread is now #2 in number of replies.

A little late dear.

[Miss Philicia]

A little late dear.

I was klonnied-out that day.

[WillyWump]

Wumpy, I thought of you this morning as I was eating breakfast at Jim's -- the one on Research Blvd in Austin:



http://www.jimsrestaurants.com/

OH YOU b*tch! I love me some Jims. Especially that grand old location on Research, lots of late-night memories there. I used to take boozed up chics there that I picked up at Dallas Nightclub   Did you get the Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast?

Cowboy boots are simply the lamest of lame.

These are not cowboy boots...they are the much sought after ARIAT switchbacks, in hard to find Chocolate...http://www.ariat.com/Western/Men/Footwear/WesternCasual/Switchback.html?color=PEANUT

[WillyWump]

Oh PS-

And Izod? No comment.

Girl unless you paid for that suite I ain't impressed. Oh and you can get an IZOD at TJMAXX for about 12 dolla. Was the cap to hide your bald spot?

[Miss Philicia]

These are not cowboy boots...they are the much sought after ARIAT switchbacks, in hard to find Chocolate...http://www.ariat.com/Western/Men/Footwear/WesternCasual/Switchback.html?color=PEANUT

"Western Casual" = LOL++

How many bolo ties do you own?

[WillyWump]

How many bolo ties do you own?

Two. One has a huge turquoise nugget in it.

you jelly?

[Miss Philicia]

Two. One has a huge turquoise nugget in it.

you jelly?

so heinous

... and how many cowboy hats?

[Buckmark]

OH YOU b*tch! I love me some Jims. Especially that grand old location on Research, lots of late-night memories there. I used to take boozed up chics there that I picked up at Dallas Nightclub   Did you get the Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast?

Wumpy,

You went to Dallas Nightclub on Burnet Rd.?  You slut.  That's where all the gay "cowboys" went after they left Sundance Cattle Company, or if you were around in the 90s (before the Convention Center expanded) 5th Street Station.  After midnight, Dallas became much less straight, and much more gay.  Funny what liquor does to guys, amirite?  

Oh, I had the "Texas Two-Step Breakfast" at Jim's.

[Miss Philicia]

I think she had a meth binge this weekend -- haven't had a text from her for 2 whole days. That's a record.

[WillyWump]

Wumpy,

You went to Dallas Nightclub on Burnet Rd.?  You slut.  That's where all the gay "cowboys" went after they left Sundance Cattle Company, or if you were around in the 90s (before the Convention Center expanded) 5th Street Station.  After midnight, Dallas became much less straight, and much more gay.  Funny what liquor does to guys, amirite?  

Dallas Nightclub rocked! I chased titties there for years.

Wow. 5th Street Station was the FIRST gay bar i ever went to, what memories. Actually thats wrong I think Nexus, which was a lesbian bar, was the first gay bar I went to. Remember Nexus? I was there the night it changed to Rainbow Cattle Company. Loved Rainbow. Then I found Oilcans.

Interesting how my bar progression reads like drug use...started with a gateway bar and went hardcore, and off the rails.

I think she had a meth binge this weekend -- haven't had a text from her for 2 whole days. That's a record.

It's spring break and Im spending time with the boy. Going to Bastrop to fish today(something you would know nothing about).

Henry You should do supper with me and the boy!

[WillyWump]

ANN! ^ Why cant I Modify the message above! No modify button. GRRRR. Its within 24hours.

anyways,

Henry Ill text you tonight and see if your free for supper when we come back through Austin...Catfish parlour? Dans Hamburgers?

[Miss Philicia]

Going to Bastrop to fish today(something you would know nothing about).

Unless said fishing involves a large, luxurious yacht (something you would know nothing about) then you're absolutely right -- wouldn't be caught dead doing it. Or hunting. Or camping. Or anything involving prolonged exposure to mosquitos, ants, spiders and assorted creatures that might possibly harm me.

Then again, I didn't make the mistake of impregnating a woman (repeatedly, evidently) so it's not necessary that I do anything more with my life than wear nice shoes (something you would know nothing about) and read tired queens all day on the internet.

[Jeff G]

ANN! ^ Why cant I Modify the message above! No modify button. GRRRR. Its within 24hours.

anyways,

Henry Ill text you tonight and see if your free for supper when we come back through Austin...Catfish parlour? Dans Hamburgers?

I'm no Ann but I can answer the question . We only have 30 minutes to edit post now . Its become necessary to do it this way because of people who abuse the edit function in fits of rage or I cant believe I just posted that post-o-partum depression type thingy that comes after giving birth to one hell of an ugly thread .

[Jeff G]

I'm eating a Banquet Salisbury steak family size meal , the one with 8 mystery meat patties smothered in salty brown gelatinous gravy . Three more patties and I will have the whole thing choked down and then I have decide if I want to drink the gravy that's left over .

I bet Miss P is in full swoon on her fainting couch .   

[Miss Philicia]

8 meat patties? How many fucking calories and grams of fat is that? And does it come with either mashed potatoes or mac & cheese?

You might as well have four Big Macs. I couldn't eat that much food in one sitting if I tried.

[Jeff G]

I have to admit the last piece kinda gaged me but I'm no quitter .

[Miss Philicia]

I have to admit the last piece kinda gaged me but I'm no quitter .

Just answer my fucking questions.

[Dachshund]

I'm eating a Banquet Salisbury steak family size meal , the one with 8 mystery meat patties smothered in salty brown gelatinous gravy . Three more patties and I will have the whole thing choked down and then I have decide if I want to drink the gravy that's left over .

I bet Miss P is in full swoon on her fainting couch .   

Girl that's nasty. I can relate to most of your epicurean choices, but a Banquet frozen dinner goes too far.

[Jeff G]

Well lets see here ... 180 calories per piece 110 of them from fat . 12 grams total .

690mg grams of sodium ... but no trans fat , that's sumthin to like .

[Miss Philicia]

Imagine the amount of sodium in this -- I need an accounting of this please.

What's the point of not smoking if you're going to end up as a Death by Banquet casualty?

[Jeff G]

Girl that's nasty. I can relate to most of your epicurean choices, but a Banquet frozen dinner goes too far.

I'm very sick at the moment and cant cook right now ... I have been almost bedridden for a week with bronchitis and sinus stuff . I will eat healthy tonight , maybe fishsticks and tater tots .

I'm also saving my money for gourmet meals on my vacation this summer .

[Miss Philicia]

source

You just consumed 1440 calories, 104 g of fat and 5680mg of sodium.

btw, that's the sodium equivalent of eating 5.5 Big Macs, and the fat equivalent of eating 3 of them. Do you really think this is what one should eat if they've been bedridden for a week?

[Dachshund]

I'm very sick at the moment and cant cook right now ... I have been almost bedridden for a week with bronchitis and sinus stuff . I will eat healthy tonight , maybe fishsticks and tater tots .

I'm also saving my money for gourmet meals on my vacation this summer .

I thought I'd whip up a Vienna Sausage Casserole for you guys when you come to Memphis. What you don't finish I'll pack up for you to take home.

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,178,147170-250196,00.html

[Jeff G]

source

You just consumed 1440 calories, 104 g of fat and 5680mg of sodium.

btw, that's the sodium equivalent of eating 5.5 Big Macs, and the fat equivalent of eating 3 of them. Do you really think this is what one should eat if they've been bedridden for a week?

Wow ... I should prolly just eat the fish sticks for dinner and not bother with tater tots .

I cant like Vienna sausage anymore Dachs ... I don't think I will be eating this Banquet crap again either . I really did eat the whole box but I hated it .

[Miss Philicia]

I bet you're going to have major gas and diarrhea all night.

[Jeff G]

I bet you're going to have major gas and diarrhea all night.

Turned on are ya ? . Im not accusing you of anything but I do know you love a good poo story now and then .

[mitch777]

tonight's feast:
le corned-beef, le chou et pototo.

[anniebc]

Just had a breakfast of Special K with chopped peaches and pears and trim milk, it was quite delicious.

Aroha
Jan

[mitch777]

Just had a breakfast of Special K with chopped peaches and pears and trim milk, it was quite delicious.

Aroha
Jan

trim milk?
is that the NZ version of fat free?
cute.

[Jeff G]

Milk grows on tress down there Mitch ... and you wouldn't want to be the guy who picks cotton balls , it a very dangerous job involving pissed of sheep . 

[anniebc]

trim milk?
is that the NZ version of fat free?
cute.

Yes Mitch, we have full cream, lite and trim milk.

If I remember right, you have full cream and half and half, I'm assuming half and half is the same as our lite milk.

Aroha
Jan

[mitch777]

Milk grows on tress down there Mitch ... and you wouldn't want to be the guy who picks cotton balls , it a very dangerous job involving pissed of sheep .

LOL! I will stay clear of the sheep!

Yes Mitch, we have full cream, lite and trim milk.

If I remember right, you have full cream and half and half, I'm assuming half and half is the same as our lite milk.

Aroha
Jan

Options here...
cream, half and half (still very fatty), whole milk, 2% milk, 1% milk (maybe like your lite?), and skim milk (fat free).

[Miss Philicia]

Miss P uses Lactaid fat free on her artisinal granola and purely elizabeth™ pumpkin fig ancient grains.

[Jeff G]

Miss P uses Lactaid fat free on her artisinal granola and purely elizabeth™ pumpkin fig ancient grains.

I tried to use bing to translate this into English but was shocked to find it was in English to begin with .   

[anniebc]

Miss P uses Lactaid fat free on her artisinal granola and purely elizabeth™ pumpkin fig ancient grains.

Bugger off.

Aroha
Jan

[Miss Philicia]

Bugger off.

Got a problem with organic puffed amaranth and quinoa flakes? I've also got some Icelandic-style strained yogurt from skim milk and will happily drizzle it with light amber agave nectar. You won't be eating any of that in 'Bama.

ps: I'm about to indulge in some locally sourced Valley Shepherd Creamery Trioche and some white Turkish figs!

[Jeff G]

Miss P ... Jan will like the food here but she is coming to visit because she LOVES me and she knows she cant find that in Philly ... so put this in your oven mitts missy .