Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Jeff G]

I only make gravy for country steak or mashed potato's and peas . Or I make it with biscuits and sausage gravy . I will teach you to cook if you want .... no need to be defensive although at your age you really should be able to do things yourself already . 

[Miss Philicia]

I only make gravy for country steak or mashed potato's and peas

You speak with such sincerity. I see you are still a consummate actress.

[Jeff G]

The dollar store has canned sausage gravy that's really good .

[Miss Philicia]

The dollar store has canned sausage gravy that's really good .

Don't you have a Scratch & Dent store?

[Jeff G]

Not that I know of ... we have Big Lots , its a close out store and I buy stuff there all the time , just not food .

[WillyWump]

HENRY! Why have you not spoke of this place yet? You are supposed to be the Austin representative for Nutriton, Wumpete Style

Deep Fried Deviled eggs and Sweet Tea Pie yall!

http://lucysfriedchicken.com/

[Jeff G]

I must go to lucys chicken ... that bucket of chicken is on my bucket list .

[Miss Philicia]

Looks like the same shit you girls always eat, just without a buffet line and somewhat higher in quality. I suppose I should be more appreciative of any improvement.

... oh, and hopefully it's not run by Egyptians.

[Jeff G]

Poor Miss P , her GPS butt plug has her convinced wherever she stands is the center of the universe , or mere blocks from it .

[denb45]

Looks Fab to me, I'd eat there, in moderation tho

and it's named after you

                                      "LUCY"


HUGS

DEN 

[Miss Philicia]

They should change the name to "Lucy's Lipid Eliminator Machine"

[Ann]

Poor Miss P , her GPS butt plug has her convinced wherever she stands is the center of the universe , or mere blocks from it .

^^Wins my vote for quote of the month. I just can't see it being topped. (unlike Miss PeePee)

[mitch777]

Poor Miss P , her GPS butt plug has her convinced wherever she stands is the center of the universe , or mere blocks from it .

Her GPS device was swallowed up ages ago.
My concern now is how she will explain it to the TSA when she takes her trip to europe.

[Miss Philicia]

Speaking of anal devices, did you folks hear about the +60 y.o. man who live tweeted the removal of a stuck vibrating dildo from his butt at a hospital?

[mitch777]

i'm afraid to ask.

[Miss Philicia]

i'm afraid to ask.

click me!

[Jeff G]

Speaking of anal devices, did you folks here about the +60 y.o. man who live tweeted the removal of a stuck vibrating dildo from his butt at a hospital?

Oh that was awful ... I quit having phone sex when they went cordless for that very reason .

[mitch777]

Oh that was awful ... I quit having phone sex when they went cordless for that very reason .

wise move.
lol.

[WillyWump]

the +60 y.o. man who live tweeted the removal of a stuck vibrating dildo from his butt ?

Human technological advancement is not always a good thing

[Jeff G]

Can I get a Hell Yeah ! Bacon shell Tacos .... yes there is a place called heaven . 




http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/minor-league-ballpark-offering-bacon-shell-taco-180841412.html

[WillyWump]

Can I get a Hell Yeah ! Bacon shell Tacos .... yes there is a place called heaven . 

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/minor-league-ballpark-offering-bacon-shell-taco-180841412.html

Holy shit! I gotta make a pilgrimage to Michigan!

[Jeff G]

This place will always be one of my favorites hole in the wall places to eat for their bacon burrito .

http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-and-burrito-palace-chicago

[Miss Philicia]

... yet another lover of fake Mexican food

[Jeff G]

... yet another lover of fake Mexican food

Oh hell no ... this place is very much revered in Chicago and I have never seen you fail as miserably as you have now by besmirching the name of an iconic Chicago institution that you know little about . Its known to be authentic and inexpensive and its not uncommon to see limousines with celebrity's ordering food from there at 3 in the morning after a night on the town .     

[WillyWump]

Can we get back to bacon please.

God I love Bacon.

There is nothing quite like a nice plate of bacon.



is your mouth watering?

[Miss Philicia]

Oh hell no ... this place is very much revered in Chicago and I have never seen you fail as miserably as you have now by besmirching the name of an iconic Chicago institution that you know little about . Its known to be authentic and inexpensive and its not uncommon to see limousines with celebrity's ordering food from there at 3 in the morning after a night on the town .     

it's still fake

[Jeff G]

it's still fake

Like you would know .

[WillyWump]

it's still fake

Bahahaha! This NEVER gets old! A clueless yank making "expert" comments on Mexican food.

[Miss Philicia]

Can we get back to bacon please.

God I love Bacon.

There is nothing quite like a nice plate of bacon.



is your mouth watering?

pft... sustainably raised pork

[Miss Philicia]

Bahahaha! This NEVER gets old! A clueless yank making "expert" comments on Mexican food.

so speaks the queer who has never been to Mexico City

[WillyWump]

pft... sustainably raised pork

Unsustainably raised bacon..

[mitch777]

Taco cake.
Fresh from Mexico City.

[mitch777]

Lol! Your bacon seed reminded me of this:

[mitch777]

i love mushrooms.

[Miss Philicia]

I'm baking a double layer yellow cake with bittersweet chocolate frosting -- and it's not from scratch h8rs

[Jeff G]

Im making a HUGE corn beef and cabbage and it about done . I will make corned beef hash for breakfast in the morning with the leftovers .

[Miss Philicia]

Do you eat this with horseradish?

[Jeff G]

Do you eat this with horseradish?

Naw ... never met him but Tim is here .

I would probably like that ... I  almost bought a stalk of it yesterday but Im not sure how to prepare it . Its just a matter of looking up a recipe I suppose .

[Miss Philicia]

I would probably like that ... I  almost bought a stalk of it yesterday but Im not sure how to prepare it . Its just a matter of looking up a recipe I suppose .

We have it made fresh in jars here, usually in the seafood section.

[Jeff G]

We have it made fresh in jars here, usually in the seafood section.

A big hunk of horseradish fell into the floor at my feet yesterday at the store and now you bring it up . Its a sign from god ... that I should go to arbys and get some packs of horsey sauce .

[Miss Philicia]

A big hunk of horseradish fell into the floor at my feet yesterday at the store and now you bring it up . Its a sign from god ... that I should go to arbys and get some packs of horsey sauce .

That stuff has too much mayo mixed in. That's why I buy the jars of fresh stuff so I can do it myself. Plus you should also go buy some onion rolls.

[Jeff G]

That stuff has too much mayo mixed in. That's why I buy the jars of fresh stuff so I can do it myself. Plus you should also go buy some onion rolls.

OH yeah ... I saw some onion rolls and almost bought some . I know you hate wallmart but the bread they bake can be really good . Tim wants to know what kind of horseradish do you buy , is it a brand ? and do you just add mayo .

I have never been a condiment person but I love spicy mustard and herbed mayo ... and horseradish .

[Miss Philicia]

Tim wants to know what kind of horseradish do you buy , is it a brand ? and do you just add mayo .

Whatever brand we have isn't a national brand, but stores down at my parents always carry some kind as well. Just look for jars that say "fresh ground horseradish". Ours is usually at the fresh seafood counter near the prepared shrimp, because people prefer to make their own cocktail sauce because you can make it stronger that way. Yes, I put some mayo on my sandwich too (usually I'm having it with roast beef) but some people just put on horseradish. And it may say "coarse cut" on it like below:

[Jeff G]

I just got through with a pound of premium roast beef and I sure wish I had thought to buy HR to put on it . I had it on melba thin sliced Jewish rye . I just ate a huge plate of corned beef and now my eyes are closing ... I want everyone to get your binkies and pillows out and lay down for nap time now .

[Miss Philicia]

My father really loves horseradish but my mother never had it when I was growing up, so I've begun forcing her to stock it when I'm home. I love rye bread for sandwiches, especially ham sandwiches. I know that "melba thin" stuff but it's almost too thin for me. I get this Jewish brand that they have at the deli here but forget the name.

Do you have kaiser rolls down there? They make really awesome roast beef sandwiches. Slice them and toast them.

[Jeff G]

My father really loves horseradish but my mother never had it when I was growing up, so I've begun forcing her to stock it when I'm home. I love rye bread for sandwiches, especially ham sandwiches. I know that "melba thin" stuff but it's almost too thin for me. I get this Jewish brand that they have at the deli here but forget the name.

Do you have kaiser rolls down there? They make really awesome roast beef sandwiches. Slice them and toast them.

I have to go easy on all bread because of the diabetes , that's why I like the whole grains and thin slices .

[Miss Philicia]

Hands up who owns an Ateco rotating cake decorating pedestal?

[Ann]

I have never been a condiment person

Me either, but I've heard that some people put condommints on everything they put in their gobs. Could be just a rumour though.

[WillyWump]

Hands up who owns an Ateco rotating cake decorating pedestal?

I have a Tupperware one!

[Miss Philicia]

I have a Tupperware one!

Does it rotate? on a pedestal? This is specifically to make icing the cake easier. It's not for storage or show.