Two bad mouth female parrots ...

[bluelove]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
> > >problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one

> > >thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're

> > >hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest

> > >exclaimed; then he thought for a moment."You know," he said, "I may

have

> a

> > >solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have

> > >taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my

> house,

> > >and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can

teach

> > >your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop

> saying

> > >that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may

very

> > >well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to

> the

> > >priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots

> > >were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed,

she

> > >walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,

the

> > >female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to

> have

> > >some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked

> over

> > >at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our

> > >prayers have been answered."

Guess l am going to burn too......