Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Miss Philicia]

The reason Southerners need to suffocate their tea with sugar is because they insist on using shit quality tea. This should surprise absolutely nobody.

[Jeff G]

Southerns are fanatical about tea ... if the Republicans put a tax on tea the south would be voting Obama next election . We need no Yankee advice about tea down here ya hear !

[Miss Philicia]

I could also mock the way you folks pronounce "sweet tea" -- sway-att tai

[Hellraiser]

I could also mock the way you folks pronounce "sweet tea" -- sway-att tai

LOL I've made fun of Alabamians for doing that for a long time.  It's the really country accent from like the mid south that does that.

[bocker3]

If you want tea -- taste the damned tea.  There is no need for any sweetening of iced tea (either while steeping or when cold).  If you want a sweet drink, go make some Kool-aid.

Tea -- straight up -- ice only.  Of course, I drink my coffee black too -- no cream, no sugar.  I know, I know -- how butch!

M

[WillyWump]

 Of course, I drink my coffee black too -- no cream, no sugar.

M

Damn! That's hardcore.

[Rev. Moon]

Of course, I drink my coffee black too -- no cream, no sugar.  I know, I know -- how butch!

I agree on the no sugar part.  No need for that crap in my coffee or tea.

The black coffe's gotta stain your pearly whites though (and it gives you funky breath; hopefully you rinse your mouth afterwards).

[Rev. Moon]

::cough::

Speaking of sweet tea...

BREAKING NEWS: McDonald’s Worker Spits in Tea After Customer Complains it Wasn't Sweet Enough

[GSOgymrat]

::cough::

Speaking of sweet tea...

BREAKING NEWS: McDonald’s Worker Spits in Tea After Customer Complains it Wasn't Sweet Enough

If he is HIV+ I would not be surprised if they added attempted murder to the charges.

[WillyWump]

::cough::

Speaking of sweet tea...

BREAKING NEWS: McDonald’s Worker Spits in Tea After Customer Complains it Wasn't Sweet Enough

Yup, South Carolina.

[WillyWump]

I gotta get serious about my diet so I can look this good in this outfit (which Im wearing to AMG),,,



*and yes, Im afraid it says Lick at the Split

[bocker3]

I gotta get serious about my diet so I can look this good in this outfit (which Im wearing to AMG),,,



*and yes, Im afraid it says Lick at the Split

Worry not Miss P - I will have the pic of Wumpster up here within minutes!

[Rev. Moon]

I gotta get serious about my diet so I can look this good in this outfit (which Im wearing to AMG),,,



*and yes, Im afraid it says Lick at the Split

No need to diet, missy.  You look good like that.  Were you at Walmart when that pic was taken?

[Rev. Moon]

Dup.

[WillyWump]

 Were you at Walmart when that pic was taken?

Yes, I was lookin for Beiber posters.

[Jeff G]

Miss P is out town on vacation so ya know we can all discuss our love of Taco Bell , Burger king and affordable cheeses unencumbered for a few days  .

[WillyWump]

LOL I've made fun of Alabamians for doing that for a long time. 

"Louisianians making fun or Alabamians" is what's ROFLMAO

[Miss Philicia]

***ALERT*** it's ramps season! (and yes, I had pasta with ramps and chili oil when I was in NYC this week!) Assuredly, ramps are not served in Texas!

ps: I just had some wild boar salami -- TASTY!

pps: "Southerners making fun or other Southerners" is what's ROFLMAO

Also, cocks

[WillyWump]

Just because I've been busy doesn't mean you people can neglect this thread.

Here is some delicious homemade Potato Soup I made today..
I've had like 8 bowls of it today, I want to make love to it.

[Miss Philicia]

That doesn't have any ramps in it. I made a ramps omelette last night with sauteed hen of the woods. Miss P is a true locavore, ya'know!

ps: it's a little known fact that Kennett Square, PA produces 60% of the nation's mushroom supply!

[Miss Philicia]

Spaghetti with ramps... and yes, I made my own fucking breadcrumbs from fresh pain au levain and they made the dish (and I feel sorry for my dentist tomorrow seeing as how ramps are stronger than garlic)

[Miss Philicia]

Travel + Leisure Ranks Philadelphia #2 in Burgers

Take that, bitches!

Voters may associate the historic city with other comfort foods like cheesesteaks and pizza but it made a huge jump this year with its burgers, up from last year’s No. 22 ranking. Perhaps some thanks is due to celebrity chef Jose Garces, who tops his eight-ounce Angus burgers at Village Whiskey, off Rittenhouse Square, with maple bourbon–glazed cipollini, Rogue blue cheese, or foie gras. New restaurant Hickory Lane is also getting raves for its burger, a blend of filet mignon, short ribs, and brisket.

I've been to the Village Whiskey but only for drinks, as this burger costs $26 plus $5 for "duck fat" fries

[Rev. Moon]

Travel + Leisure Ranks Philadelphia #2 in Burgers

Take that, bitches!

More surprised to see San Juan, PR at #5.

Wumpette's hometown = #18.

Miami... off the map.  Too busy eating BK and Checkers.

[Miss Philicia]

More surprised to see San Juan, PR at #5.

... and they were on the hipster list too. Evidently there's some local foodie renaissance going on there.

That's kind of lame that Miami can't cut it more than San Antonio.

[Jeff G]

I was shocked to learn Pizza hut won best pizza in town when I lived in San Diego . Bad food sometimes gets good reviews in tourist city's . I had family visit me in chicago and insist on going to Planet Hollywood or the Hard Rock ... I hated going to those places when there was so much excellent local flavor too be had . 

[Miss Philicia]

That place that won for Filthy is not touristy at all.

[Rev. Moon]

That's kind of lame that Miami can't cut it more than San Antonio.

Miami is becoming the mecca of lameness in many respects.

Though I must say, lunch at my favorite Haitian restaurant was very good.

[WillyWump]

I've been eating like shit lately, Nothing but fast food really. I havent had a homecooked meal in weeks.

I also have stopped taking my Fish Oil because I am paranoid that it is all rancid no matter which brand I buy (see here http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=42866.msg530811#msg530811)

SO Im sure my Lipids are totally whack. So I think I should get a "pass" on my upcoming labs and Ill try again next quarter.

[Miss Philicia]

SO Im sure my Lipids are totally whack. So I think I should get a "pass" on my upcoming labs and Ill try again next quarter.

wrong

ps: my doctor is so unworried about my lipid panel that when I saw him yesterday he didn't even test me for it

... and then I went out and had steak au poivre and fries

[Miss Philicia]

Oh... and it's all about this product made if fabulous Filthydelphia



FUCK SWEET TEA!

[Miss Philicia]

Please note that I can now obtain al pastor pizza prepared by Rosario a mere one block from my front door. What's more is that they have on-line late night delivery. And there are five other "Mexican" pizzas on their menu along with the more traditional types.

[WillyWump]

You people can praddle on about your Ramps, Escargot and al pastor Pizza's but in the end this is what we will all be stuck with...



Cold sloppy Joe, Cream Corn, Potato Salad with too much Mayo and a faux cheesecake....served up by a sassy 50 y/o in a hairnet.

(photo compiments of Paramount Nursing home food service)

[Hellraiser]

served up by a sassy 50 y/o in a hairnet.

(photo compiments of Paramount Nursing home food service)

You've taken to waiting tables again?

[Miss Philicia]

That cream corn looks simply vile, like baby vomit. Is cream corn different than corn pudding? I only know the latter because it's made at our house at Thanksgiving, in homage to our "fake" Southern roots.

And that's not faux cheesecake -- I think it's faux banana cream. Cheesecake is far too Yankee-ish to be served in a hospice down there.

ps: I've now located Paramount Nursing home on google maps and can wave hello I swear it's surrounded by rather odd scrubland. Is that the way everything looks down there?

If you go up the road and take a left you'll find Mama Lee's Soul Food. Why don't you pick something up there to take back to Paramount for you mother to eat in her room with you. She'll appreciate the thought. (The smothered pork chop with steamed rice and sweet corn is what I would order! and a dessert of banana pudding)

http://mamaleessoulfoodtx.com/

pps: thinking of you mucho Wumpylicious, and miss your gracious daily presence

[WillyWump]

I was feelin a little down so I stopped by El Maracumbe (the Mexican food place in the strip mall that is owned by Egyptians) and slammed 3 margaritas with my tacos...

to whit...



and fuck you bitches, I started drunk texting and none of you Ho's responded. INCLUDING YOU MissP.

[Miss Philicia]

Do they add green food coloring to that drink or do they just use green Kool-AIDS as the mixer?

I'm sorry you're feeling down today though

[Miss Philicia]

mmm ... making a new recipe of a Brazilian feijoada though a bit less heavy on the meat as I'm only using Italian wine & garlic sausage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feijoada

And the spices in my recipe also add in cumin, cardamon and red pepper flakes

[Rev. Moon]

mmm ... making a new recipe of a Brazilian feijoada though a bit less heavy on the meat as I'm only using Italian wine & garlic sausage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feijoada

And the spices in my recipe also add in cumin, cardamon and red pepper flakes

Byotch, that sounds quite good.  I love me some feijoada, especially the one from this place called Camila's Restaurant.

Today I thought of you as I had lunch at my favorite Haitian place with a couple of friends.  I'm becoming addicted to their food.  I'll snap some pictars the next time that I go.

[Miss Philicia]

Today I thought of you as I had lunch at my favorite Haitian place with a couple of friends.  I'm becoming addicted to their food.  I'll snap some pictars the next time that I go.

I thought of you today too when I read about the Miami Naked Zombie and his face-chewing victim.

[Rev. Moon]

I thought of you today too when I read about the Miami Naked Zombie and his face-chewing victim.

Oh G_d, was that horrible or what.  That poor homeless man is still in critical condition.

[Miss Philicia]

Oh G_d, was that horrible or what.  That poor homeless man is still in critical condition.

I'm surprised one of our resident CopyPasta Queens hasn't posted about it.

[Rev. Moon]

I'm surprised one of our resident CopyPasta Queens hasn't posted about it.

IKR?  They still haven't made it through their latest batch of yahoonooz.  I believe the last think that was posted was the one on the moron pastor who got killed for trying to seduce a smart ass faggot© in the shape of a serpent.

[Miss Philicia]

IKR?  They still haven't made it through their latest batch of yahoonooz.  I believe the last think that was posted was the one on the moron pastor who got killed for trying to seduce a smart ass faggot© in the shape of a serpent.

These things happen when one bans porn.

[Miss Philicia]

I haz an idea -- Wumpy needs to move to NYC

[Miss Philicia]

Tonight I got creative and made a special "Miami Openface w/smoked bath salts" platter.



*** image actually stolen from elsewhere

[Rev. Moon]

I'm traumatized.  Reported 

[Miss Philicia]

I think it's high time that Wumpy check in with all of us and give an update on his dietary improvements. AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE RESULTS FROM HIS LIPID PANEL LAB TESTS?

ps: I ate at a Ruby Tuesday's last night and did not enjoy it. Someone gave me a $25 gift card for it last Christmas (perish the thought) so I took my father out to eat with it since my mother was busy at a community meeting and wasn't going to make dinner. I'm not even sure if I'd ever been in a Ruby Tuesday.

[WillyWump]

I think it's high time that Wumpy check in with all of us and give an update on his dietary improvements. AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE RESULTS FROM HIS LIPID PANEL LAB TESTS?

Ok, here's my check in....Fuck off. 

But for realz, I had to cancel my appt last week  because I didnt get my labs taken in time (actually, I didnt get labs taken at all). So my appt is rescheduled for July 6th or something. I'm getting as bad as Trey arent I.

I still think I should get a pass on my lipid results till next quarter due to the shitty diet I have been eating (of course because of mom), oh and also the fact that I stopped taking Fish oil because I am afraid of it.


I will however regale you with this photo of my emerging Tomato bumper crop...

[Hellraiser]

I'm getting as bad as Trey arent I.

Why you gotta drag me into this?  I'm just minding my damn business, taking all of my meds, and not missing my appointments.  Your blood is like ragu, admit it.

[WillyWump]

Why you gotta drag me into this?  I'm just minding my damn business, taking all of my meds, and not missing my appointments.  Your blood is like ragu, admit it.

All I know is I am gonna go snag a Whataburger http://www.whataburger.com/index.php and some large rings right now. Lipids be damned!!!!!