Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

You really are a bitch, aren't ya?

You'd think after all these years with you dealing with Philicia, you'd know just how blunt those of us who were born and raised in Yankee Land can be 

this query coming from you. PRICELESS!.

LMAO!! *insert roll on ground laughing smiley*

I rest my case.  Yankee Speak rolls off of you like water off a duck.  Here's an olive branch to show you how much I still think you're one of the best people here on these forums.  I figured it was time you transitioned into something more hardcore to impress those who are members of the Spongebob... "We live for Wumpy" fan club.

Who loves ya baby?

[WillyWump]

I rest my case.  Yankee Speak rolls off of you like water off a duck.  Here's an olive branch to show you how much I still think you're one of the best people here on these forums.  I figured it was time you transitioned into something more hardcore to impress those who are members of the Spongebob... "We live for Wumpy" fan club.

Who loves ya baby?

lolwut!? to all of that ^

OH BTW, since we have Thanksgiving right around the corner, i found this pic of MissP at her family Thanksgiving gathering last year...

remember it's not a true P Thanksgiving till urine shoots out of her leotards..

[wolfter]

I'm too lazy to say anything so I'm gonna post this

[Hellraiser]

l

...wut?

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

lolwut!? to all of that ^

OH BTW, since we have Thanksgiving right around the corner, i found this pic of MissP at her family Thanksgiving gathering last year...

remember it's not a true P Thanksgiving till urine shoots out of her leotards..

You better stop it before someone sticks you with an hiv needle 

[WillyWump]

I may have to try this...

[Miss Philicia]

pft

amateur

[Jeff G]

pft

amateur

Is that a can of cat food with a raw egg on it ? . It looks disgusting .

[mecch]

Yes of course. Cat food, with raw egg, and lawn clippings.  Have you never tried it?

[WillyWump]

Yes of course. Cat food, with raw egg, and lawn clippings.  Have you never tried it?

Next yall are going to tell me that you are supposed to eat that raw

[Miss Philicia]

Next yall are going to tell me that you are supposed to eat that raw

Paired with six raw oysters on the half shell.

[mecch]

I will eat most of the unusual dishes if someone lays out the dough for good wine to either make it delicious or wash it down. 

I guess if I had tartare and oysters on a plate, I'd want an oldish chenin blanc?

There are some quiet cafes in small towns around my neck of the woods that will make steak tartare with Herens beef
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herens_(cattle)

[WillyWump]

I guess if I had tartare and oysters on a plate, I'd want an oldish chenin blanc?

I'd need a few ounces Of JAck Daniels to get that down.

So what does tartar taste like? HAs anyone had it like it's shown above? Is it the seasoning that gives it the taste?

PS-  I jsut demolised 8 of the 12 blueberry muffins I just baked (do not try this at home). I feel like a fat whale And I was doing so good since Vegas.

But they sure were good.

[Miss Philicia]

I can't believe that you're in your mid-40's and never had steak tartare. Are you afraid of beef carpaccio too?

And yes, the capers in tartare are key to the taste, but so is the high quality of the beef used.

[WillyWump]

I can't believe that you're in your mid-40's and never had steak tartare. Are you afraid of beef carpaccio too?

And yes, the capers in tartare are key to the taste, but so is the high quality of the beef used.

Now that we got the elitist comments from the uppity yank out of the way, anyone else want to comment on their Tartare experience?

[bocker3]

I've never eaten it -- nor do I have any strong desire to do so.  I suppose if I was with someone who was having it, I might try a taste -- morbid curiousity and all.....  I have never had a desire for raw meat (ok, ok, I suppose SOMEONE is going to run with that one, but you know what I mean).  Although I have had a little sushi -- but I don't know what all the fuss is about it.

M

[wolfter]

I guess it's no shock that I've never tried that nor will I ever.  Hell, I'm in deer country and never eaten venison. 

[WillyWump]

never eaten venison.

This is a travesty. Chicken Fried Backstrap is quite possibly the best tasting thing on Earth (amirite Henry?). Now run out there and get you some!

[Miss Philicia]

This is a travesty. Chicken Fried Backstrap is quite possibly the best tasting thing on Earth (amirite Henry?). Now run out there and get you some!

Do you get your venison from the side of the road like Honey Boo Boo? I'm betting yes.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Do you get your venison from the side of the road like Honey Boo Boo? I'm betting yes.

^ this

Wumpy, your Xmas present is in the mail, btw.

[Buckmark]

This is a travesty. Chicken Fried Backstrap is quite possibly the best tasting thing on Earth (amirite Henry?). Now run out there and get you some!

Venison.  It's what's for dinner.     I'll never understand why people get so freaked out about eating deer.  It's isn't so different from eating beef.  And I know where my dinner came from -- from field to table.  Now *that's* what I call being a locavore.  I must take some out of the freezer this weekend.

[WillyWump]

^ this

Wumpy, your Xmas present is in the mail, btw.

Do you get your venison from the side of the road like Honey Boo Boo? I'm betting yes.

You two are so clever. But actually I get my venison from the business end of my Browing A Bolt II Medalion. BOOOM!

Venison.  It's what's for dinner.     I'll never understand why people get so freaked out about eating deer.  It's isn't so different from eating beef.  And I know where my dinner came from -- from field to table.  Now *that's* what I call being a locavore. 

^this

And it's very Lean and healthy.

I must take some out of the freezer this weekend.

I believe it's time for another trip to Henry's 

[Miss Philicia]

*cough* 

... and if you need a recipe

Also, cocks

[WillyWump]

*cough* 

..

that literally made me a tad nauseous.

[Miss Philicia]

that literally made me a tad nauseous.

grow a pair and stopping being a WumpyWimp

[mecch]

So what does tartar taste like? HAs anyone had it like it's shown above? Is it the seasoning that gives it the taste?

PS-  I jsut demolised 8 of the 12 blueberry muffins I just baked (do not try this at home). I feel like a fat whale And I was doing so good since Vegas.

Never had a bloody steak?  Raw beef tastes pretty good all depends on the quality of the beef just like lots of raw animals.
You eat raw seafood?
Raw fish - sashimi?  Go to a really authentic sushi/sashimi house and you might find beef or horse sashimi. Ive never seen it in Western restaurant in fact but had it at catered affairs.  But in Japan they have it.

Every KIND of food has its appeal and time and place.  I only started to at least try everything when i read Margaret Mead of all people in my teens and she made me feel unsatisfied with the typical suburban white people diet I grew up on.  Cause she wrote about how anthropologists usually have to try to choke down any disgusting shit when they did field work. That was all very early and mid century.   As was my diet in the white suburbs!  Geez for me it was exotic to go eat a jewish friend's house.  I used to rolf at the idea of smoke salmon or gefilte fish.  I can not remember once my family going out to even a chinese restaurant!!!!

Luckily most of us around the world now have so much choice....

[Miss Philicia]

***currently eating lobster mac & cheese***

[WillyWump]

***currently eating lobster mac & cheese***

Is that a thing now? They had that everywhere in Vegas.

[Miss Philicia]

Is that a thing now? They had that everywhere in Vegas.

Dunno. They've had it off and on for at least six years at the place I get it as take out.

[thunter34]

Apparently, my Lola Bear is a fan of venison tartare.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Can I just say I live for this little gay ass bear from Brickleberry!  You probably have a crush on Daniel Tosh so that's why you posted this pic

I cannot lie, I am going to miss the Ding Dongs terribly.   So chocolately, so creamy. I love to squeeze it until the white filling shoots out:

But seeing as how you have such adventurous tastes, may I suggest you try one of these:



Here are some recipes to get you started.

[wolfter]

Apparently, my Lola Bear is a fan of venison tartare.

My Miss Lily is a fan of everything.  Especially when cats shit in our yard.  About twice a year she coats her beautiful fur in it. 

I wish I could have captured the stuff my mountain family and friends ate.  Then my mom's 2nd husband was a 2nd generation Italian.  I never knew what was boiling in hot salty water.   

[Miss Philicia]

If you want to read the most amazing restaurant review EVAH click here. It's gone a bit viral in Foodie Land this week with articles now going on about the review.

ps: I bet Guilhermina will eat there during her next NYC-Broadway jaunt to see Cats for the 103rd time.

[The_Countess]

You really are a bitch, aren't ya?



how bitter of u. maybe you need some sprinkles to sweeten ur life

[WillyWump]

If you want to read the most amazing restaurant review EVAH click here. It's gone a bit viral in Foodie Land this week with articles now going on about the review.

Oh I read that, they really ripped Guy a new one! It sounds like a crap hole. It may surprise you but 've never really been into Guy's cooking. He's kind of  a "All hat no cattle" showboat

ps: I bet Guilhermina will eat there during her next NYC-Broadway jaunt to see Cats for the 103rd time.

No, but I will admit that I once ate at the TGI Fridays in Times Square before I saw RENT on Broadway. I spent $75 on 2 burgers and fries with Tea!! Ridiculous! The prices are double just because it's in Times Square.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

No, but I will admit that I once ate at the TGI Fridays in Times Square before I saw RENT on Broadway. I spent $75 on 2 burgers and fries with Tea!! Ridiculous! The prices are double just because it's in Times Square.

I'm sure they have tourist traps in San Antone as well 

Next time just remember that google is your friend LOL.  Or talk to someone who is originally from NYC and ask for tips on where to eat.

[WillyWump]

****BREAKING NOW*****

This is unconfirmed, but a friend just called me to report that the MCRIB IS BACK AT MCDONALDS!

[Miss Philicia]

****BREAKING NOW*****

This is unconfirmed, but a friend just called me to report that the MCRIB IS BACK AT MCDONALDS!

Maybe you should get in that rusted out second hand Mercedes and go to the closest drive through.

[Rev. Moon]

****BREAKING NOW*****

This is unconfirmed, but a friend just called me to report that the MCRIB IS BACK AT MCDONALDS!

How pedestrian.  Julia Child must be turning in her grave.

[WillyWump]

^haterz gonna hate up there ^

Im mean really, is there not a better time to live in! The crawfish Fest at Popeyes is winding down just in time for the annual McRib roll out! GOD BLESS THE USA!

-W

[WillyWump]

Anyone making a Cherpumple for Thanksgiving??



It's a cherry, Pumpkin and apple pie baked into a cake It's makes a perfect pairing with the Turducken.

Yes, it's a real thing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherpumple

[mecch]

Anyone making a Cherpumple for Thanksgiving??

Why yes indeed I am baking a Cherpumple to celebrate Cher's comeback "dance-ready" single:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/23/womans-world-cher-single-listen-audio_n_2178733.html?ir=Entertainment

[Miss Philicia]

My most divine, delicious, Gruyère Mac & Cheese



for recipe click here (however I recommend substituting penne pasta for elbow)

[WillyWump]

My most divine, delicious, Gruyère Mac & Cheese



for recipe click here (however I recommend substituting penne pasta for elbow)

That looks DELISH! now am i supposed to believe that you didnt gain any weight after eating Gruyere Mac and cheese? 

[Hellraiser]

I'm not gonna lie... I kinda wanna make this now and eat it in one sitting by myself.  *drool*

[WillyWump]

Check out this Banana cake with cream cheese icing from the same link...

http://www.overthehillandonaroll.com/2009/03/banana-cake-with-pecans-and-cream.html

^This looks better than sex

[Miss Philicia]

That looks DELISH! now am i supposed to believe that you didnt gain any weight after eating Gruyere Mac and cheese? 

I only had one serving. My brother's going to be at my parent's tomorrow night after I depart so he'll eat the left overs with them, and I also sent up a plate of it to a neighbor who is nursing his wife with Alzheimer's.

But I'm taking back two servings to eat this week in Killadelphia I recommend that you fine folks make that recipe -- it's perfection.

[mitch777]

just finished my breakfast (and the final egg from the carton) and once AGAIN had a double-yolker! that was the 7th double yolk egg from the same carton!
bought them at the usual local supermarket chain store.
is this a record?

ps. breakfast was a poached egg over a toasted english muffin with havarti dill cheese. yum.
(great for my lipids too)

[mecch]

How many eggs in that carton? 12? With 7 double yolks?  I dunno. I think I would changed brands, cause that sounds very mutant like.

[WillyWump]

just finished my breakfast (and the final egg from the carton) and once AGAIN had a double-yolker! that was the 7th double yolk egg from the same carton!
bought them at the usual local supermarket chain store.
is this a record?

This is so weird, I dont think I've ever had a double-yoke in my entire life. Is the chicken coop near a nuclear plant? 

That's alot of yolks folks!