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Offline Dachshund

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You've been left behind
« on: May 28, 2008, 07:32:19 am »
Are you worried about the rapture? Of course you  will make it to heaven, but what about your heathen family and friends stuck on earth for the tribulation? You sure don't want the antichrist tapping into uncle Ollie's 401k. So have I got a service for you...

http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/


« Last Edit: May 28, 2008, 07:49:54 am by Dachshund »
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 11:29:15 am »
god said so
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Offline Mouse

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 02:14:22 pm »
What. Just what.
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Offline thunter34

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 04:01:27 pm »
NONE  of my kin folk will be left behind, thank you very much.   ;)
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 04:05:50 pm »
Quote from: thunter34 on May 28, 2008, 04:01:27 pm
NONE  of my kin folk will be left behind, thank you very much.   ;)

It's not your folks  they set the site up for sodomite.
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Offline chm02

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 08:37:05 pm »
Haha! At $40/year! What a scam!!
Let's see, how much is 40 X forever?!
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Offline AlanBama

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 08:43:55 pm »
It says "Messages Sent Out 6 Days after Rapture"......so who's going to be sending these messages?   They must not be too confident that all their staff is going to be "lifted up".... ;)
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Offline chm02

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 08:48:07 pm »
Quote from: AlanBama on May 28, 2008, 08:43:55 pm
It says "Messages Sent Out 6 Days after Rapture"......so who's going to be sending these messages?   They must not be too confident that all their staff is going to be "lifted up".... ;)

No doubt they've got the token fag in the office for that purpose.
I hope he's laughing all the way to the bank!
 :D
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Offline sacinsc

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 09:58:53 pm »
Um? How will I get my messages in Hell? I am sure all my friends and family will want to send them to me, but I already have my room reserved there with all the other fags.
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Offline thunter34

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 10:12:30 am »
Quote from: chm02 on May 28, 2008, 08:48:07 pm
No doubt they've got the token fag in the office for that purpose.
I hope he's laughing all the way to the bank!
 :D

It said on their website that their computer will assume the rapture has passed if 3 of their whopping 5 employees simultaneously neglect to log in for three (and then finally a total of six) days, and then automatically send the messages out.

So the rapture (or something like bad food poisoning at or a car accident on the way to the Southern Baptist Convention) will trigger the messages.
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Offline komnaes

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 12:11:25 pm »
Quote from: thunter34 on May 29, 2008, 10:12:30 am
It said on their website that their computer will assume the rapture has passed if 3 of their whopping 5 employees simultaneously neglect to log in for three (and then finally a total of six) days, and then automatically send the messages out.

So the rapture (or something like bad food poisoning at or a car accident on the way to the Southern Baptist Convention) will trigger the messages.

No, more likely that they will either decide that they have made enough money and all decamp to Thailand for (cheaper) pussies or cocks or they all get caught in a massive orgy involving goodies like tina and poppers and lost count of the days.. I know I would. ;D

Ted Haggard must be kicking himself of not having done it to fund his "habits"...
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Offline Okealyshire

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2008, 02:21:35 pm »
It's notable that, more than once, they encourage customers to keep passwords and other such confidential information in encrypted storage. I'd bet that they escrow every single encryption key -- "for your protection," of course.

(Hello from Goa, India...about 250 miles south of Mumbai.)
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Offline thunter34

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Re: You've been left behind
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2008, 02:24:28 pm »
Quote from: Okealyshire on May 29, 2008, 02:21:35 pm
It's notable that, more than once, they encourage customers to keep passwords and other such confidential information in encrypted storage. I'd bet that they escrow every single encryption key -- "for your protection," of course.

Yeah...I noticed that, too.  And I prayed on it really hard.  But then I decided, "If you can't trust Christians, who can you trust?"

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