Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Jeff G]

Momma June needs that neck so she and the kids can bond when they pick her neck dirt , it was my favorite episode .

[anniebc]

Momma June needs that neck so she and the kids can bond when they pick her neck dirt , it was my favorite episode .

Good God man..that made me gag...

Aroha
Jan

[Hellraiser]

Momma June needs that neck so she and the kids can bond when they pick her neck dirt , it was my favorite episode .

Look away, Look away!

[WillyWump]

People there is still hope, after coming out of my donut coma I decided to make changes in my life and had some yummy steamed fish and fresh asparagus for lunch, oh and a nice sweet Texas Orange for dessert.

Speedo here I come!

[Miss Philicia]

Did you flush those remaining three donuts down the toilet? How long will these "changes" last this time?

I had sushi last night, though I eat because I like it and not because of the low fat aspect. I am now heating a wild mushroom and gorgonzola quiche and will later have a Cobb salad.

[Jeff G]

I'm baking some pigs in a blanket I got from wallmart ... they were on sale , 60 of them for $5.99 .

[phildinftlaudy]

I'm polishing off a BK sausage and cheese muffin, hashbrowns, and large black coffee   
This after having appetizers at Chili's last night and following it up with dinner at Red Lobster.... and Coronas at both places, of course.

[Miss Philicia]

I'm polishing off a BK sausage and cheese muffin, hashbrowns, and large black coffee   
This after having appetizers at Chili's last night and following it up with dinner at Red Lobster.... and Coronas at both places, of course.

Scary. Will you be going out for an onion blossom at Outback later?

I'm baking some pigs in a blanket I got from wallmart ... they were on sale , 60 of them for $5.99 .

Oh, I also have fancy large freshly made Italian sausages in the fridge -- a lamb merguez and a garlic pork one, which I will pair with a saffron risotto.

[phildinftlaudy]

Scary. Will you be going out for an onion blossom at Outback later?

Hmmm... that may be a good idea - and follow it up with some kukabara wings (and a few Coronas, of course).

[Jeff G]

Onion blossoms give me the walking farts so I avoid them .

[phildinftlaudy]

Onion blossoms give me the walking farts so I avoid them .

I like eating a double serving of them and shortly after visiting the fragrance department at Macy's.....

[Miss Philicia]

I don't think I've actually ever had one. And I've only been to Outback once in my life about a decade ago. I'm not even sure I've eaten at Chili's -- maybe once with my brother's family in the late 90's. I've noticed that even they shun such places over the past decade. With so many options these days for locally run eateries why do you folks go to these chain places? So lame.

[phildinftlaudy]

With so many options these days for locally run eateries why do you folks go to these chain places? So lame.

The Chili's was across the street from my job (at Bayside in Miami) - so I met up with friends for a couple of drinks and happened upon the Southwest egg roll appetizers... quite tasty - and they are filled with spinach (which I usually avoid, but love mixed in an egg roll)

Red Lobster was with some other friends - I don't eat seafood, so I settled for the ranch drizzled southwest chicken pizza....

Of course today, after eating all of the above, I am ingesting copious amounts of Tums - Extra Strength... may have to doube up on my Lopid      Good thing my next labs aren't drawn until the end of Feb.

[Miss Philicia]

What kind of person lives in fucking Florida and doesn't eat seafood? Seriously, move to to North Dakota next time. I'd love some Florida grouper right now. Good eats that is.

[Jeff G]

Logans steak house meat loaf is nutritious and delicious . Ive had the aids for 30 years and I'm not going to spend the rest of my days counting calories or denying my self simple pleasures that can be found even in the humblest of chain restaurants . 

[phildinftlaudy]

What kind of person lives in fucking Florida and doesn't eat seafood? Seriously, move to to North Dakota next time. I'd love some Florida grouper right now. Good eats that is.

LOL - I eat Mrs. Pauls' fishsticks and Gordon's fish fillets 

Heck, if I lived in Idaho - I probably wouldn't eat potatoes....

I'm a nonconformist - what can I say.

[Jmarksto]

Scary. Will you be going out for an onion blossom at Outback later?

Now, now... not all onion blossom's are created equally....we have an Argentinian restaurant nearby that serves an ash-roasted sweet onion (essentially a blossom, but only quartered) with buttered beets, Fourme d’Ambert blue cheese and toasted walnuts. 

I haven't noticed any effect on flatulence production...

[phildinftlaudy]

I think I may go check this place out later today:
http://flipburgerbar.com/

It is just down the road from me and from what I hear and read (reviews), they have great burgers and their mac and cheese is out of this world.... 

[WillyWump]

I think I may go check this place out later today:
http://flipburgerbar.com/

It is just down the road from me and from what I hear and read (reviews), they have great burgers and their mac and cheese is out of this world....

Yum , that looks good 

I just got wrecked on Margaritas and Mexican food.

Im so fat.

[ds4146]

Yum , that looks good 


I just got wrecked on Margaritas and Mexican food.

This is sooooooooo old news, again! Week after week!

Im so fat.

This is even older news! So sad.....

[WillyWump]

This is sooooooooo old news, again! Week after week!
This is even older news! So sad.....

Bahahahahah! Eat me

[Ann]

Bahahahahah! Eat me

Not exactly a low-fat meal, eh?

[Jeff G]

Not exactly a low-fat meal, eh?

Those artery clogging Wump roasts should be avoided if your lipids are of concern .

[mitch777]

Those artery clogging Wump roasts should be avoided if your lipids are of concern .

LOL!
What does one serve with a Wump roast?

[Jeff G]

LOL!
What does one serve with a Wump roast?

Small potato's and Tang to wash it all down with .   

[Hellraiser]

I like that this is basically Will's personal instagram thread for the whole forum.  So we can be absolutely horrified by what you put in your mouth.  I think you should send us post pictures of any prospective dates for us to judge too.

[bocker3]

I like that this is basically Will's personal instagram thread for the whole forum.  So we can be absolutely horrified by what you put in your mouth.  I think you should send us post pictures of any prospective dates for us to judge too.

Dates!!!   LOL. What Dates?

M

[Hellraiser]

Dates!!!   LOL. What Dates?

M

I'm sure the Drag Queen Parade will begin anew some time this spring.

[WillyWump]

Dates!!!   LOL. What Dates?

M

Oh please. You bitches.

I'm sure the Drag Queen Parade will begin anew some time this spring.

I was DUPED that one time!

[mitch777]

Oh please. You bitches.

I was DUPED that one time!

I think the wump roast is full of bologna.
Are we sure we want to eat it???

[Rev. Moon]

LOL!
What does one serve with a Wump roast?

No side dishes are necessary.  Do make sure that it is marinated in Egyptian spices and drenched in bucketloads of delicious "Queso" [sic].  Wash it down with a sissy Margarita.

[Ann]

I think the wump roast is full of bologna.

Is that like one of those turduckan things you Yanks eat these days for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinner?

I can imagine what sort of stuffing would go with a bologump roast. Bet it would be rich in protein.

[WillyWump]

e sure that it is marinated in Egyptian spices and drenched in bucketloads of delicious "Queso" [sic].  Wash it down with a sissy Margarita.

I have you people know I do not patronize the Egyptians after the latest Gnat situation. To quote Honey BooBoos mom.."COME ON NOW WITH THESE DAMN GNATS!"

My new place is Teka Molino where I can get a $14.99 Don Julio Reposado freshly squeezed lime juice and agave nectar Margarita...*cough* far from Sissy.

[mitch777]

I have you people know I do not patronize the Egyptians after the latest Gnat situation. To quote Honey BooBoos mom.."COME ON NOW WITH THESE DAMN GNATS!"

My new place is Teka Molino where I can get a $14.99 Don Julio Reposado freshly squeezed lime juice and agave nectar Margarita...*cough* far from Sissy.

Thank you Wumpy!
We are all now looking forward to a better tasting Wump roast!

[WillyWump]

Thank you Wumpy!
We are all now looking forward to a better tasting Wump roast!

So you all really are going to eat me? Thats so hot. ready when yall are.

[mitch777]

So you all really are going to eat me? Thats so hot. ready when yall are.

Your weight determines the oven temperature.

[WillyWump]

Your weight determines the oven temperature.

wait a minute. Yall are gonna "cook me, eat me", not me lay back on a bed and have yall line up and pleasure me "eat me"?

nevermind. f*ck yall. I'm out.

[Jeff G]

Your weight determines the oven temperature.

Wumpy is special , you don't eat something special all at once like him .

remember ... if you're havin a ball your eatin too fast .

[mitch777]

LMOA!
And I thought I was a bit slow!
(can you try to drink a bit more milk and feed on tender grasses please?)

[mitch777]

Wumpy is special , you don't eat something special all at once like him .

remember ... if you're havin a ball your eatin too fast .

burp.

[Rev. Moon]

wait a minute. Yall are gonna "cook me, eat me", not me lay back on a bed and have yall line up and pleasure me "eat me"?

nevermind. f*ck yall. I'm out.

Don't you fret hon' chile.  You're safe with me.  I don't eat pork 

[ds4146]

I have you people know I do not patronize the Egyptians after the latest Gnat situation. To quote Honey BooBoos mom.."COME ON NOW WITH THESE DAMN GNATS!"

My new place is Teka Molino where I can get a $14.99 Don Julio Reposado freshly squeezed lime juice and agave nectar Margarita...*cough* far from Sissy.

Glad to see you found a playground more in your age range! "we’ve been around for over 70 years".

wait a minute. Yall are gonna "cook me, eat me", not me lay back on a bed and have yall line up and pleasure me "eat me"?

I didn't see this on the menu and they clearly state:  'We use only the highest quality food to prepare one of a kind specialties"
So I would vote no!

[bocker3]

if you're havin a ball your eatin too fast .

actually, from what I hear, if you havin a ball, use a toothpick to get it out from between your teeth! 

M

[Ann]

actually, from what I hear, if you havin a ball, use a toothpick to get it out from between your teeth! 

M

[aztecan]

I dunno, I have a feeling that roast Wump would be more ham than bologna.

Heaven knows its been smoked.

 

[WillyWump]

I dunno, I have a feeling that roast Wump would be more ham than bologna.

Heaven knows its been smoked.

 

 

Oh Marky, I almost made your Slovakian Halupki. It sounds so delish. But I went with Gymrats Turkey Chili again, its simmering in the crock pot now. However, I will be making your Halupki before winter is over.

-Will

[Miss Philicia]

I just had tacos a couple hours ago -- AND MINE WERE NOT FAKE.

[WillyWump]

I just had tacos a couple hours ago -- AND MINE WERE NOT FAKE.

wannabe

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

wannabe

You are one to speak.  I'll bet your freezer is just packed with a wide assortment.

[WillyWump]

You are one to speak.  I'll bet your freezer is just packed with a wide assortment.

I used to eat the burrittos after a long night of drinking....back when i had long nights of drinking