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Title: A supreme groaner: Unusual Medical Condition
Post by: bluelove on September 14, 2006, 11:19:51 pm

A guy goes out with his buddies for a night on the town and they cap
off the festivities by going to a house of ill-repute. A week later the
guy visits his doctor complaining that he has a large green lump on the
end of his - you-know-where.
The doctor asks him to take off his pants
and does a thorough exam, then pulls down a weighty old medical book and flicks through it until he finds what he's looking for. He looks up and
says, "I'm afraid this is serious. We'll have to operate."
"Operate?", exclaims the poor guy. "Why Doc? What's the problem?"
"Well, you know how boxers can get a cauliflower ear? I'm afraid you've got a brothel sprout."

I warned you it was bad....

 
 
 
 

Title: Re: A supreme groaner: Unusual Medical Condition
Post by: Life on September 14, 2006, 11:21:31 pm

Blue are you sure the docs should have released you this earily??  I am worried!!! ;D

Title: Re: A supreme groaner: Unusual Medical Condition
Post by: Cherie on September 15, 2006, 12:23:17 am

Blue

What ever your taking for pain? I want some.

I agree with Eric are you sure you should be home?

This is bad even for you...

Cherie

Title: Re: A supreme groaner: Unusual Medical Condition
Post by: Lisa on September 15, 2006, 11:04:16 am

Pass the meds please! ::)

Title: Re: A supreme groaner: Unusual Medical Condition
Post by: david25luvit on September 17, 2006, 07:28:06 pm

OMG!...........that was terrible.  But I loved it.
Thanks Blue........
You make me wanna get arrested.

You should be arrested for that joke :P

Title: Re: A supreme groaner: Unusual Medical Condition
Post by: ACinKC on September 17, 2006, 10:02:52 pm

I think that car might have messed with her head!  Blue, its ok, trust us, you'll be funny again.  Just let the Dr's do their jobs!