Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Oscar on June 12, 2006, 08:05:01 pm
Title: The Person Below Me Part 2
Post by: Oscar on June 12, 2006, 08:05:01 pm
You know what to do, so do it!
The person below me told a lie to get out of a speeding ticket.
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Post by: jerry on June 12, 2006, 08:45:25 pm
The person below me tried to get out of the ticket and ended up in jail.
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Post by: Basquo on June 12, 2006, 09:11:15 pm
The person below me blew the arresting officer yet complained about "another breathalizer test, damn!"
OK it was me!
the person below me loves "Two and a Half Men"
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Post by: Matty the Damned on June 12, 2006, 09:14:18 pm
The person below me drinks diesel straight from the pump.
MtD
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Post by: Biggums on June 13, 2006, 12:29:20 am
I switched from diesel to E-85 now because I am environmentally friendly.
The person below me wishes they were Kathryn Manheim
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Post by: Oscar on June 13, 2006, 12:44:48 pm
How did you know? Damn I can't keep a secret anymore. LOL
The person below me buys KY Gel by the case every month.
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Post by: DanielMark on June 13, 2006, 04:16:12 pm
The person below me is always borrowing that KY to grease their cookie sheets. ;D
And their cookies are extremely slippery. :o
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Post by: ademas on June 14, 2006, 09:23:55 am
that would be me. ;D
The person below me plans on camping outside the theatre for 3 days to be first in line for tickets to "The Devil Wears Prada".
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Post by: Oscar on June 14, 2006, 03:08:59 pm
That is why I bought those Prada sunglasses.
The person below me was once a fluffer for the adult film industry.
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Post by: cmhjeff on June 14, 2006, 03:17:32 pm
No I don't know ??? Is this a game, teach me teach me :)
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Post by: livingpositively on June 14, 2006, 07:13:22 pm
It wasn't just once :P ::)
The person below me is the naked lube wrestling champion.
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Post by: TedEBearNC on June 14, 2006, 10:24:04 pm
And UNDEFEATED! Of course, it helps the that the supply of KY mysteriously dried up. ::glances at DanielMark:: :D
The person below me runs around the house naked with their underwear on their head singing Ethel Merman tunes.
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Post by: Matty the Damned on June 14, 2006, 10:25:50 pm
But only with the windows open.
The person below me sniffs bicycle seats.
MtD
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Post by: MoltenStorm on June 14, 2006, 11:01:41 pm
I love that new ass smell! If only they'd bottle it! :o
The person below me ended up with a tube of superglue because the KY was taken by Ademas and took the song "Stuck on you" to a whole new dimension, but in reality, the 'o' should be changed to another vowel.
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Post by: MoltenStorm on June 16, 2006, 10:42:02 am
BUMP
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Post by: DanielMark on June 17, 2006, 04:24:22 am
The person below me thinks no one can see them picking thier nose when they are driving their car.
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Post by: cubbybear on June 17, 2006, 05:10:03 am
Doh! And I thought I was being sneaky.
The person below me once broke their brand new Jeff Stryker Dildo by going to town on it way too hard.
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Post by: JeffInNYC on June 17, 2006, 10:09:08 am
I couldnt control myself - Stryker just makes my ass water. ;D
The person below me stole my broken Jeff Stryker dildo to keep it as a souvenier.
Title: Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
Post by: water duck on June 17, 2006, 11:06:51 am
WHY sits on a dildo when u can have the real thing ;) ;)
The person below me made me a date with Jeff Stryker for a night !!