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Title: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 07, 2007, 02:25:53 am
*chuckle*

source (http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/infotech/view_article.php?article_id=41820)

the dangers of THE INTERNET!

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BEIJING -- A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Internet that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, state media reported Friday.

The unnamed teenager first contacted the woman -- known by her chat moniker "Qunjiaofeiyang", or "Flying Skirt" -- using the popular Chinese online messaging software QQ, Xinhua news agency said.

The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the Web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province.

The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised and 10 years older than him, Xinhua said.

The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 07, 2007, 03:01:42 am
Wow, that is sad.... :(
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 07, 2007, 03:24:28 am
People shouldn't lie so much on the internet.  It's chock full of them.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Tucsonwoody on January 07, 2007, 12:09:13 pm
Yup that's for sure -

Read in the paper today about a man and woman who were having a chat relationship online.  He claimed to be a young Iraq veteran, she claimed to be in her 20's also.  Both the man and woman were actually in their 40's and he was married and bragging about his online relationship at work...a co-worker started chatting with the same woman and was found dead of a gunshot to the head after leaving work recently.

Police suspect the first guy killed the second guy even though none of the three had ever met and the only one telling the truth on line was the guy that was killed.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: DancerBoy on January 07, 2007, 02:08:48 pm
Hehehe.  When we were in Montreal, it made my roomie and I giggle to no end how much some people looked nothing like their avatars.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Lisa on January 07, 2007, 02:54:56 pm
......thank God/dess, I've always been quite truthful about being short, fat, and ugly. :P
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: David_CA on January 07, 2007, 03:49:00 pm
What a dumbass ... the guy, not the girl.  At least she was smart enough to (almost) get a date out of it.   ;)

Dancer, I know what you mean about people looking like their 15 year old pics used as avatars!
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: allopathicholistic on January 07, 2007, 03:54:36 pm
maybe he went blind and said "shit, death's better"
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 07, 2007, 04:08:04 pm
See, I never understand why people lie on the Internet... OK... well, I do.  But there have been times when I've been chatting it up with someone on the Internets... ended up meeting them (for whatever purpose), and they look nothing like their picture... I kinda kick 'em to the curb. 

I figure if you're wasting my time like that, you should suffer a little bit... suicide never occured to me... punishing them for lying does. 
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: allopathicholistic on January 07, 2007, 04:17:50 pm
I kinda kick 'em to the curb. 

you should record it, put it on Youtube and call it Enraged Homo Kicks Fake Fag Fucknut to the Curb

unless you have a better title

edited: changed fucker to fucknut
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Boo Radley on January 07, 2007, 04:46:07 pm
Gee, I guess I better remove GSOgymrat's photos from my numerous online dating sites.  Not that we aren't physical doppelgangers but the extra 50 pounds of fat hides my washboard abs.

Boo
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: allopathicholistic on January 07, 2007, 05:10:46 pm
Gee, I guess I better remove GSOgymrat's photos from my numerous online dating sites.  Not that we aren't physical doppelgangers but the extra 50 pounds of fat hides my washboard abs.

Boo

LOL BOO
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 07, 2007, 05:11:31 pm
you should record it, put it on Youtube and call it Enraged Homo Kicks Fake Fag Fucknut to the Curb

unless you have a better title

edited: changed fucker to fucknut

I actually don't have a better title... that's brilliant! 

Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: marco23 on January 07, 2007, 05:57:01 pm
what?!....but everyone always tells the truth in the internet....
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 07, 2007, 05:58:47 pm
what?!....but everyone always tells the truth in the internet....

Aww...  ;)

I don't get the point of lying on the Internets.

With me the truth is always way too much fun.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: marco23 on January 07, 2007, 06:10:16 pm
um..yea...me too...... :-*
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: fearless on January 07, 2007, 07:00:36 pm
Lying does work some of the time.

I travelled about 10kms in a cab once to meet what looked like a really hot guy. In reality, he was ugly as all hell.
Despite my disbelief and anger, I did him anyway as I'd travelled such a long way and hey, i was horny.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 07, 2007, 07:17:58 pm
Despite my disbelief and anger, I did him anyway as I'd travelled such a long way and hey, i was horny.

See, that works for what we call a "hate f*ck."
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 07, 2007, 07:21:06 pm
Well, of course if they have a huge cock all is forgiven.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Cliff on January 07, 2007, 07:48:42 pm
Lying does work some of the time.

I travelled about 10kms in a cab once to meet what looked like a really hot guy. In reality, he was ugly as all hell.
Despite my disbelief and anger, I did him anyway as I'd travelled such a long way and hey, i was horny.
I can always count on Lil Steve to tell it like it is.  I've certainly had my fair share of....

door opens

ewwww

oh, what the hell. 

you got any porn?
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: RapidRod on January 07, 2007, 07:53:37 pm
Wow, that is sad.... :(

Why did he do that? He should have just hanged her.  :o
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 07, 2007, 07:55:16 pm
I can always count on Lil Steve to tell it like it is.  I've certainly had my fair share of....

door opens

ewwww

oh, what the hell. 

you got any porn?

I've had a couple too many of those, too.

This is why, of late, I've been doing this.

door opens

ewww

Benj walks away

"Hey, where are you going?

I reply, "You ain't what I signed up for, buddy."
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 07, 2007, 07:56:35 pm
Why did he do that? He should have just hanged her.  :o

See, it's like a Slow Acting Medusa effect... quite brilliant, I must say.

They missed out on that in the Greek myths... a woman so ugly that she drives men to suicide.  All the fun of Medusa and The Sirens. 
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 08, 2007, 12:03:00 am
Why did he do that? He should have just hanged her.  :o

LMAO, I swear, I love your sense of humor..
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 08, 2007, 12:22:24 am
See, it's like a Slow Acting Medusa effect... quite brilliant, I must say.

They missed out on that in the Greek myths... a woman so ugly that she drives men to suicide.  All the fun of Medusa and The Sirens. 

Man, I love Greek Mythology, you're gonna make me dust off one of my books. Hmmm, let me see if I can find it..*walks away*.....
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: lydgate on January 08, 2007, 12:32:06 am
Robert Graves, Greek Myths, two volumes. Awesome, a fave since I was a little kid.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: allopathicholistic on January 08, 2007, 12:38:30 am
ask to see 3-5 different pictures
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 08, 2007, 01:06:40 am
Mary please... more like a video chat
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 08, 2007, 02:28:57 am
Mary please... more like a video chat

LOL...Yeah, that's good at first but when we meet I wanna see some damn I. fucking D. Hell, I met you on the internet, I wanna make sure his ass ain't on America's Most Wanted or some shit... :D
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: RapidRod on January 08, 2007, 05:07:34 am
Queen, I went out on a blind date, ONCE.. You would deffiently have to be blind to go out with her again. She was so FUGGIN" UGLY you'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. I told her not to bite my tires before she got in the car. To top it off, when taking her home, I had a wreck and went though a fence and had to walk to my employeer's house and he picked us up and took her home and I had to listen to him laugh everyday for years. I really should have shot him, because he told everyone in ears reach. That is the main reason I'm gay.  To make things worse, my social service manager is the one that fixed me up with her. 
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: allopathicholistic on January 08, 2007, 09:39:17 am
Queen, I went out on a blind date, ONCE.. You would deffiently have to be blind to go out with her again. She was so FUGGIN" UGLY you'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

 :o  :D  :D
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: David_CA on January 08, 2007, 10:41:34 am
Here are a couple blind dates I'd rather avoid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTRQjZilU3M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTRQjZilU3M)

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxw-y8ryV4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxw-y8ryV4)

David
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: GSOgymrat on January 08, 2007, 10:53:20 am
The Ghetto Blind Date was hysterical! :D
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: cph9680 on January 08, 2007, 01:46:43 pm
I need me a ghetto blind date!  That was the funniest thing ever!  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: woodshere on January 08, 2007, 01:57:46 pm
Despite my disbelief and anger, I did him anyway as I'd travelled such a long way and hey, i was horny.

Ain't that the truth.  I am always honest, but follow that with does it really matter what i look like if my face is buried in your crotch or a pillow.  Works quite well.

Also people lie about looks the same reason they lie about being versatile..... yeah right!

Woods
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Razorbill on January 08, 2007, 03:44:18 pm
Congrats David on the Blind date vid.  Very funny.

Let's see my favorite internet lie is one of omission:

Ernie:  Send me a few pics, OK?

Internet Fucknut: I sent some.

Ernie:  The email was empty.

IF: Oh wow, must be AOL or something with my dial-up.

Ernie:  Dial-up? The 19th century is over.  Email me some goddam jpegs.

IF:  I have some older ones on a 5 1/4" floppy disk.

Ernie:  Nevermind, guy.  Just send me the tintypes via snail mail.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Razorbill on January 08, 2007, 03:47:18 pm
Ya know, not to hijack - but how many different excuses have you heard why pics can't be sent?
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: josenav on January 08, 2007, 04:48:00 pm
Well i met my girlfriend over the internet, mmmm a friend of mine was on the same school as her, so he was cupid, she send some photos, i send out some pics too, we meet! and she is  beautiful! she is the love of my life!!

A friend of mine introduced her to me, but it was thru msn, we started talking about music, we have the same taste in music!

I didnt kill myself hahaha, she is beautiful!!!
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 08, 2007, 04:53:29 pm
LOL

There is a guy in Des Moines who is really a 700 lb burn victim, and he sends out these uber-hot pics of people that he obviously isn't...  He tried to hook up with one of my friends once, but when he got to my friend's door, he was rejected... months later, the same thing happened to me.  We refer to him as "Mr. Slobbertoes".  I'm sure I don't need to tell you why. LOL

So, I tend to believe that everyone, until verified by actually meeting, is a 700 lb burn victim.

:)

-joseph
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 08, 2007, 06:40:15 pm
Rod~~ So, in other words she was so ugly she turned you gay? Well you know they say ugly people make cute babies..Someone wanna test that theory?

Jose~~ I'm glad someone has made a love connection from the Net. I think you are about the 2nd or 3rd person who has been blessed.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 08, 2007, 07:11:24 pm
Ya know, not to hijack - but how many different excuses have you heard why pics can't be sent?

"I'm bi and not out."  This means you're ugly.

"I'm super discreet."  This means you're ugly and probably married.

"I don't have any pics."  This means you're ugly.

"They're on my other computer."  This means you're ugly.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: RapidRod on January 08, 2007, 07:29:02 pm
Queen, you look up birth control in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of her.  ;)
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: David_CA on January 08, 2007, 08:40:05 pm
"I don't have any pics."  This means you're ugly.

"They're on my other computer."  This means you're ugly.
"I don't have any pics."  This means you're ugly.

"They're on my other computer."  This means you're ugly.

LOL  I actually have very few pics of myself and most of the ones I do have are on my other computer.  I just don't feel like I'm very photogenic.  My hubby, on the other hand, likes to have his picture taken and will gladly send 'em.  Fortunately for me, it hasn't seemed to have caused issues with my ability to pick up a hot man!   

David
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: lydgate on January 08, 2007, 08:57:11 pm
Joseph, I haven't yet come across Mr. Slobbertoes, but of course it's only a matter of time.  :-\

The widest (I use the word advisedly) discrepancy between a guy's self-description and his actual appearance happened a few years back. Self-description: 35, 6'2", 175, goodlooking etc. Reality: no higher than 5'2", no less than 375, late 50s at least, and a family resemblance to Jabba. Stunning.

Conversely, there have been some happy surprises too: guys who looked better than their pics, or men who didn't send a pic but were in fact "better" than what they had described.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: aupointillimite on January 08, 2007, 09:01:52 pm

Conversely, there have been some happy surprises too: guys who looked better than their pics, or men who didn't send a pic but were in fact "better" than what they had described.

This is why I undersell myself on purpose.

Pleasant surprise on their part often equals some sort of pleasant surprise on my part a few minutes into it.  Oh yes.
Title: Re: you're so damn ugly I had to kill myself
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 08, 2007, 11:50:31 pm
Queen, you look up birth control in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of her.  ;)

 ;D