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Main Forums => Pre-HAART Long-Term Survivors => Topic started by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 25, 2011, 01:28:22 pm
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I know this might not be the proper forum to post this on, but I thought everyone here could use a laugh.
Recently, I received the following message on one of the er, profile driven sites that I use mainly as a tranquilizer
"Hello, I read ur pro'f -- dude u are Poz -- u are "NOT" all that man -- u should be glad, someone are even gracing ur old butt!!! *lol"
I guess I should be flattered that an old, poz man like me sparked enough interest for someone to grace, graze, or gaze at me after all these years. Must have something to do with the fact that I'm upfront and always disclose :o
I don't know if I should've gotten as mad as I do whenever I see someone stating they are D/DF and looking for someone "CLEAN".... The benefits of living with this for so long as many of us have is that you realize just how much of a survivor you are when examples of such stupidity no longer phase you LOL
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Two snaps and a twirl! ::)
Solo, I like your post. :D
Best.
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Sounds like the replier wasn't getting any and just striking out. :D
Hey, I'm clean, I took a shower, just this morning and I used shampoo and soap ;)
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Two snaps and a twirl! ::)
Solo, I like your post. :D
Best.
Thanks for the chuckle 1TPA ~ I think I scared my cat after reading your response ;) *Snaps around the world* backatcha
Sounds like the replier wasn't getting any and just striking out. :D
Hey, I'm clean, I took a shower, just this morning and I used shampoo and soap ;)
Hey Ron, can I use the shower line? I think it would serve as a great retort the next time I see someone asking for a clean hookup LOL. (And) you're probably right about the respondent; he was on bitter overload and needed to feel big by cruising and bullying the poz man he encountered. Whatever. That's why those sites are great tranquilizers.
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Hey Solo,
I don't know whether I would be laughing or editing that guy's post. Can people not use English?
Anyway, I also find the term "clean" annoying.
I think I will also borrow Ron's bathing line next time someone hits me with it.
HUGS,
Mark
(Who also showered and shaved this day. ;D )
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Solo,
The message you received may not be exactly what it seems. Those aren't grammatical errors; those are signposts of an elaborate, ancient Illuminati code known only to me and a few others. The translation of the message:
"We attack at midnight May 1. Courage, brothers! We will possess all of Nicholas Cage's tacky estates! Bring Gatorade."
You have brought a warning of immense importance to the attention of all of us. All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good people do nothing.
lipoenvy
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Hey Solo,
I don't know whether I would be laughing or editing that guy's post. Can people not use English?
Hey Mark. For some reason I think he is writing in that new-fangled English that people who are specialists in being limited to communicating in 140 characters (or less) have become accustomed to these days.
Anyway, I also find the term "clean" annoying.
I think I will also borrow Ron's bathing line next time someone hits me with it.
HUGS,
Mark
(Who also showered and shaved this day. ;D )
Ron seems to have started a trend. Hope he's not expecting any royalties and/or residuals because I feel I am entitled to a cut because I originated this thread :P
Solo,
"We will possess all of Nicholas Cage's tacky estates!"
You have brought a warning of immense importance to the attention of all of us. All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good people do nothing.
lipoenvy
Lipo:
Be sure and have whomever purloins them to do a thorough search and see if you can round up some better hairpieces for poor Nick because it is truly pure evil for him to continue to torture us by making movies....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNz0POlwQP0
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When people would ask me if I was clean, I would assure them that I would wash my dick before stuffing it down their throats
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Solo,
Nick Cage's hair has entered my nightmares and will not leave. I have you to thank. Oh, what a dark gift you have given me.
I also enjoyed "Nicolas Cage's Agent" from CollegeHumor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM
lipoenvy
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Y'all leave Nick alone...o.O
If I woke up with him beside me, I just might tie him to the bed....
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I enjoyed your post solo ! The 'brilliant' gem of a guy who made that response to you is probably a Rhodes scholar.... ;D
Sadly, he will probably be joining our 'ranks' one day, if he's not already (and doesn't even know it). He sounds like the type who will "b/b with neg guys only"..... and we know where that gets you.
Hugs, Alan
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I'm no expert, but aren't most people thankful when their but is 'graced'? :D
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When people would ask me if I was clean, I would assure them that I would wash my dick before stuffing it down their throats
LOL, Carl - best response. Ever :)
Solo,
Nick Cage's hair has entered my nightmares and will not leave. I have you to thank. Oh, what a dark gift you have given me.
lipoenvy
I aim to please, Lipo :-X
Y'all leave Nick alone...o.O
If I woke up with him beside me, I just might tie him to the bed....
Just make sure to be clean and showered beforehand, Ronnie
I enjoyed your post solo ! The 'brilliant' gem of a guy who made that response to you is probably a Rhodes scholar.... ;D
Sadly, he will probably be joining our 'ranks' one day, if he's not already (and doesn't even know it). He sounds like the type who will "b/b with neg guys only"..... and we know where that gets you.
Hugs, Alan
Alan, the funny thing is that the so-called gem isn't someone I would've even browsed to begin with if I were in huntress mode on that site :D. But you are probably right, if he is cruising our ranks, he has probably crossed over. Thanks for the Rhodes scholar chuckle!
I'm no expert, but aren't most people thankful when their but is 'graced'? :D
And the ironic thing Marco: my butt isn't even visible anywhere on that site so I don't know what he was looking at to begin with. I don't put my junk out there for the world to see on the internets :o
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If I woke up with him beside me, I just might tie him to the bed....
Well, if you kept him tied up long enough not to make any more movies, everyone would be happy.
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I don't about everyone, but I'd be happy...
Right now I like watching Merlin..only because of Bradley James....then there's Alex O'Laughlin in Moonlight....very handsome...oh the fickle finger of fate..