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Title: MattytheDamned
Post by: WillyWump on September 06, 2013, 07:39:56 pm
I miss him. and his loving diatribes.

I even named my cat after him, given the cat lover that he is.

I wonder how he is doing.

Anyone talk to him recently? I hope he is well.

Matty if you are now a lurker, pop in and say hello, or f*ck you, or anything  :)

-Will
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Jody on September 06, 2013, 08:28:37 pm
I was thinking about Matty lately as well, I hope he will return when the time is right for him and grace us all with his wisdom and humor.  Come back to the five and dime Matty dearest.

Jody :)
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: drewm on September 06, 2013, 08:32:39 pm
Where oh where has Matilda gone oh where oh where can she be????????
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Growler on September 06, 2013, 08:52:22 pm
No one weildsthe word CUNT ijn this forums asmagnificantly as the damnedddd one! I rember he had been diagnosed wityh a dejenerative condtion. Hope he OK.

GROWLER
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: tednlou2 on September 06, 2013, 10:01:43 pm
It's funny you posted this.  I thought of him in the shower today.  Let me clarify; it wasn't in a sexual way.  I don't think I have ever seen a pic of him.  The shower is often the time I think about things.  I was thinking how he has been absent and I wondered what he was up to. 
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: ds4146 on September 06, 2013, 10:17:01 pm
Anyone talk to him recently? I hope he is well.
Clearly Teddy has a great connection and when Mr. Matty sees this we will all be happier :-*
I thought of him in the shower today.   
You kill me, laughing my butt off, what is left of it :-*
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: weasel on September 07, 2013, 08:16:23 am


   I'm hoping Matty is enjoying Boolaboolabongbong  :)

                                Weasel

   I miss reading Matty's posting too !
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: OneTampa on September 07, 2013, 09:26:00 am
Do we all have a WiFi telepathy connection going on?  :)

I also thought about MTD while riding in my SUV.

For a while I thought he had re-emerged as "Matts" here on the Boards.

Hold it!  I am getting (eyes closed, fingers to temples) a grand comeback stage entrance vibe.

 ;) :D :)
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Hellraiser on September 07, 2013, 01:54:52 pm
I miss him. and his loving diatribes.

I even named my cat after him, given the cat lover that he is.

I believe this was at my urging, no ?
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: WillyWump on September 07, 2013, 05:58:06 pm
I believe this was at my urging, no ?

Ahhh, I believe it was!
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Joe K on September 07, 2013, 06:11:31 pm
I really miss our cloven-hoofed spawn of Satan as well.

Joe
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: pozniceguy on September 08, 2013, 05:55:20 pm
anyone  from  Down under  heard from him????   seen him????
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Growler on September 08, 2013, 06:54:43 pm
I imahgine her is drowning his sorrows after awful election here down under. New conservative government  >:(
GROWLER
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: jkinatl2 on September 08, 2013, 07:03:46 pm
I imahgine her is drowning his sorrows after awful election here down under. New conservative government  >:(
GROWLER

I only hope that this doesn't signal a conservative shitstorm in the US.

Sorry, meant ANOTHER one.
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Growler on September 08, 2013, 07:24:10 pm
one new polition has golfing dinosaur s and is a billionaire who wants to build titanic 2. Clive Palmer
GROWLER
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/07/clive-palmer-claim-seat-parliament (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/07/clive-palmer-claim-seat-parliament)
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: tednlou2 on September 09, 2013, 01:35:26 am
Clearly Teddy has a great connection and when Mr. Matty sees this we will all be happier :-*You kill me, laughing my butt off, what is left of it :-*

Lol.  What gave you such a chuckle? 

I had always thought to raise Matty, you just had to say his name in the mirror three times.  No?  I'm skeerd to try it.  Or, maybe it was like Dr. Bombay from Bewitched. 
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Theyer on September 09, 2013, 09:02:13 am
I am sure Matty will return to us useless cunts.
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Hellraiser on September 09, 2013, 11:12:07 am
You know if you really want to summon matty all you have to do is tie up a child for him to consume, or talk about how "great" colloidal silver is.  Either one will summon him with a quickness.
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: WillyWump on September 09, 2013, 11:47:23 am
if you really want to summon matty ... talk about how "great" colloidal silver is. 

LMAO
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Jeff G on September 09, 2013, 11:50:16 am
How does that work ? . Do you have to say colloidal silver 3 time like Bettlejuice to get him to appear ?
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Hellraiser on September 09, 2013, 12:36:52 pm
How does that work ? . Do you have to say colloidal silver 3 time like Bettlejuice to get him to appear ?

I think you have to talk about its medical properties at length.
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: WillyWump on September 10, 2013, 10:11:40 pm
I think you have to talk about its medical properties at length.

and say..."I heard it can raise my CD4's"
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: darryaz on September 10, 2013, 11:01:54 pm
I am sure Matty will return to us useless c*nts.

I believe the expression was "despicable c*ntwaffle".  I've actually used that insult a number of times myself since seeing MTD's use of it here.
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Hellraiser on September 12, 2013, 11:28:06 am
and say..."I heard it can raise my CD4's"

Generally extoll its medical virtues for us aidsy folks should do it.
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: WillyWump on September 12, 2013, 06:16:47 pm
I miss his narrative of his Hospital stay with the roomie Marge and her "amply thatched vent". It had to be one of his best.

Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Theyer on September 13, 2013, 07:37:47 am
Marge was a classic.
Matty is also very moving , his post,s about the death off his Grandmother where.
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 16, 2013, 07:52:53 am
Dear Low Rent Cunts,

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/03/article-0-0644D886000005DC-809_634x477.jpg)

Are you sure you want me back?

Pictar somewhat related.

MtD
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: bmancanfly on September 16, 2013, 12:01:12 pm
Glad you're still around.  :)
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Jody on September 16, 2013, 02:04:02 pm
IT IS ALIVE!!!

Welcome back Caligula. ;)

Jody :)
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: WillyWump on September 16, 2013, 06:14:40 pm
Oh God, horrible pic.

How do we make him go away into his cave again?
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: bocker3 on September 16, 2013, 06:26:54 pm
Oh God, horrible pic.

How do we make him go away into his cave again?

All that comes from Brother Matty is good and wholesome -- you must stop this blasphemy!!
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Jeff G on September 16, 2013, 06:35:12 pm
I'm old fashioned and prefer a lamp shade on the head at party's , the old arrow through the head is just tired .

Once he is summoned you must take what you get from the Dammed one , he's like a dog that humps a leg , he will stop when he's done . 
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: mitch777 on September 16, 2013, 06:48:40 pm
never really got to know Matty. Should I be frightened?
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: drewm on September 16, 2013, 07:28:55 pm
Thank GOD you are back Matilda! Now...about your paws  ;)
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: bocker3 on September 17, 2013, 08:05:29 am
never really got to know Matty. Should I be frightened?

Be afraid --- be VERY afraid Mitchy-poo.   ;D
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Miss Philicia on September 17, 2013, 10:01:56 am
Is it possible to rename this thread "What causes Stockholm syndrome?"
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: Theyer on September 18, 2013, 01:47:24 pm
It is all about balance and some how  balance has been restored ........somewhat.

Plus I have won £10 coz Matty used the C word in his missive .
Title: Re: MattytheDamned
Post by: weasel on September 28, 2013, 10:02:55 am
Dear Low Rent Cunts,

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/03/article-0-0644D886000005DC-809_634x477.jpg)

Are you sure you want me back?

Pictar somewhat related.

MtD

    OMG !   

   I missed you Matty .

 
I'm glad you are back !   

                                                                          Weasel    :)