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Author Topic: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing  (Read 2744 times)

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Offline Dachshund

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SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« on: August 20, 2007, 06:15:54 pm »
Hey Al, if this is what you feed the bears, what in the hell do you feed the lions?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html

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Re: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 06:49:16 pm »
that is just awful!

I hope he gave the bears indigestion!
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Offline manchesteruk

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Re: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 06:57:38 pm »
If you thought that was a bad way to go how about this.  Brings new meaning to humping!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6954728.stm

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.  The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.  The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.  On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.  It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.  Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.
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Re: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 07:46:00 pm »
If you thought that was a bad way to go how about this.  Brings new meaning to humping!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6954728.stm

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.  The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.  The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.  On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.  It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.  Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.
OMG...oh my....Jan, please no camels...
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Offline anniebc

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Re: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 06:06:00 am »
 :D @ Pozguy...Note to self...strike camels off the list... ;)

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Jan :-*
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 06:08:11 am »
OK, I admit it. I wasn't really bashed at a train station, I was squished under a dromedary. :)

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Offline anniebc

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Re: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 06:14:10 am »
Hey Matty I've heard that during mating season camels can become very aggresive, so tell us, was it just one hump or two... ;)


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Offline SASA39

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Re: SASA39 I can bearly keep from laughing
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 08:17:50 am »
Not knowing a recent news my wife & daughters went to ZOO on a Sunday afternoon.Although a body was removed a huge crowd was gathering around the bears cage just to see them.............As Old Romans would say :
" Give us bread & games"..............and there are now some suspicions ( by his family) that he was pushed down to the cage...........and a journalist blow up a thing as usual :
man was in one piece , just badly bitten around his neck , and feet..........
So Matty don`t even think to go to the ZOO alone  again......... ;D
12. Oct`06.  CD4=58 %  VL not issued
25.Dec.`06.         203     VL= 0
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25.Dec`06.- 19.Oct`16 :
various ups & downs- mostly ups - from 58-916 and back in #CD and few blips in VL.
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19.Oct`16     CD4=644      VL=0

 


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