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Title: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 02, 2009, 08:09:53 am
Ok, look....I need a one or two day pass to use the women's forum.  I mean over there , there are so many Heterosexual women and I am just not allowed to go there.  lol.   :(  It's better there than the singles site because you get to chit chat and learn about folks.  :(   How much for the daily passes please?

:)

M
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: BT65 on October 02, 2009, 09:36:45 am
Are you serious?  We ladies are very protective of our part of the forum, and menfolk, like yourself, wouldn't be welcomed.  I'm not being a bitch, that's just the way it is.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 02, 2009, 11:39:39 am
Those are the rules buddy. And it would be considered direspectful to post on our thread trying to hook up with someone. You could possibly send a pm to whoever but not guaranteeing you won't be cussed out.. I would suggest you make a very good impression in that pm tho.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 02, 2009, 01:17:54 pm




   Hehehehe.......  good move there slick!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: positively_me on October 02, 2009, 01:30:49 pm
I was going to offer to lease you my pass for $25 a day but it sounds like the other women here would lynch me!!! 

I feel your pain my friend...it is very hard to meet people on the singles sites.  The ocean of straight positive people that do online dating is very, very small.    :'(
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 02, 2009, 01:32:56 pm

  Here send them a PM something like to this effect:

  
  Hi______________,

      I was just reading about how you are___________  over in the women's forum and I am so attracted to your sentence structure and ability to put thoughts into words.  I was tempted to post because, well I am a heterosexual male and you see.....  we do stuff like that.

      We do have this one female poster over on the other side, her name is Miss Phylicia, but everytime I ask her what her breast size is she never responds.  So that is when I came up with the bright idea to invade the women's forum.   I figured the more breastesss availables the more possible replies....  and don't worry I sent this same PM to thirty other women and even included the 80 year old woman who recently lost her husband of 53 years to another woman, however I did not ask her breast size.

      So if you don't mind, send me a PM noting your breast size along with how to contact you, time doesn't matter because I will call you at ungodly hours anyways......

    Sincerely,

    Mpositive

    PS.  Two positives do not make a negative! :D
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 02, 2009, 01:46:19 pm
You are all great!  Loved these varied responses, even the nasty ones with attitude instead of good nature.  There is a place for all in this world.  Never did I say I would post there knowingly that I cannot, I actually did that once, innocently.  I am not the type to disrespect like that. 

But, nonetheless, thanks for the laughs here, it is always entertaining to touch a subject that produces a little "umph" in the responses.

BT65 - no, not serious about a pass of course, more making a point....you were not being nasty, just naive...oooops...did I say that.  Again, I am a joker at heart BT, never ever take me too seriously.

Queen - refer to my above response, then take a deep breath...you are perfectly safe from my intrusions into your world.  I will remain in my little male-hetero corner watching the world go by....now breathe,,,, :)

Skeebo, loved that letter, I think I am going to use it!  preferrably to BT or Queen, they would most appreciate it.  jk     Damn, I am still laughing at that...brilliantly funny!

positively_me - you are truly a sweetheart. understanding, got the joke, and I thank you for your PM as well.....you get many stars.  Between your great intentions (a class act) and Skeebo's drop dead humor, I got what I needed for the day.  :)

:)

Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: emeraldize on October 02, 2009, 02:16:36 pm
  her name is Miss Phylicia,

Skeebum -- Don't go Latinizing Miss P's name. It's Miss Philicia!

This morning, not long after MPositive posted, I typed out a message that was more like hell yeah...make a $$bid...see what happens! And, then added kidding, kidding only kidding. Then I thought what if people don't know he's kidding and don't know I'm kidding? All heck might break loose. Trying to keep the horse, All Heck, corraled, I deleted it. I knew he posted in jest and deserved a snappy reply in good humor.

Give a 42 year old NewYork guy a break!!! NY thrives on witty humor.

So Skeebo made MPoz laugh and me, too. Breast size. Now wouldn't you feel awful, just awful, if you found out Miss P has saggy...oh my, I can't believe I...

Well, I'm going to go to the Humor Workshop at the Y tonight. They serve Cheez-Its, coleslaw, baked beans and apple cider and tonight, we're going to watch Blazing Saddles.

Giddy and Up!!!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 02, 2009, 02:36:49 pm
emerald....love it!   hysterical....you need no more edumacation in humor...you are there!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mecch on October 02, 2009, 03:29:22 pm
Come on ladies. You could band together and sell passes for 24 hours against a 200 USD contribution to AIDS causes.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: BT65 on October 02, 2009, 03:32:50 pm
Come on ladies. You could band together and sell passes for 24 hours against a 200 USD contribution to AIDS causes.

Fuck that, if guys want passes at a price to our forum, we're splitting the money.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 02, 2009, 03:38:59 pm
Fuck that, if guys want passes at a price to our forum, we're splitting the money.

Can I be the honorary money collector?  I'm a trust worthy breeder who's faithfully married.  Who could be better qualified to take the money from the suck...  I mean gentlemen who want to peruse the female quarters of this here forum. 

Miss Betty I'll even take a minimal finder's fee for my services if possible....
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: positively_me on October 02, 2009, 04:11:01 pm
Ummmhhh...I believe I get to collect the money since it was my idea to "rent" out passes!

I'd give 90% to hiv/aids causes and keep 10% for myself because I don't get ADAP so in a way my cut would be going to an "hiv cause".    ;)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: anniebc on October 02, 2009, 05:35:35 pm
Umm excuse me if you had all taken the time to read the rules you would know this

It is clearly written in the rules here on page 1,969, paragraph 869 sub-paragraph 69 index xxxiii..that all day passes to the womens forums are held (in a secure safe) by the female Moderators on the forum ..and speaking for myself I can be very easily swayed to part with the safe code for a decent amount of money...and $25 does even come close.
BUT..
There is only one problem ..ummm...being a senior member here I have to have BT65's permission to do this...and from what I'm reading that just isn't going to happen....sorry guys even us mere moderators have no say in this matter... ;D ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: BT65 on October 02, 2009, 05:43:45 pm
Miss Betty I'll even take a minimal finder's fee for my services if possible....

Yeah, right.  I used to tell fellow junkies this about finding them bags of smack.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 02, 2009, 06:56:05 pm
You are all great!  Loved these varied responses, even the nasty ones with attitude instead of good nature.  There is a place for all in this world.  Never did I say I would post there knowingly that I cannot, I actually did that once, innocently.  I am not the type to disrespect like that.  

Queen - refer to my above response, then take a deep breath...you are perfectly safe from my intrusions into your world.  I will remain in my little male-hetero corner watching the world go by....now breathe,,,, :)

Hmm, well, I don't know if you meant me by the mentioning "the nasty ones" but I don't see how you read my response as being nasty. Obviously, you must of read more into it than was meant but hey no harm no foul. I don't sweat the small stuff. Then you really don't know me either. I was just being real by mentioning the response you may get. Some people are funny about strangers PMing them, especially about wanting to date. But I am sure you got mad swagga.

Yes, Skee's letter was cute but no need wasting your time or energy sending it to me. I a in a relationship. Good Luck in your search to find a mate.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Rev. Moon on October 02, 2009, 07:11:54 pm
We do have this one female poster over on the other side, her name is Miss Phylicia, but everytime I ask her what her breast size is she never responds.  

LOL, you never fail to give me my good laugh of the day.  That letter template was just ace.  I can't wait for Philly to reply.

Hmm, well, I don't know if you meant me by the mentioning "the nasty ones" but I don't see how you read my response as being nasty.

Michelle, I don't think your response (or Betty's) was nasty at all.  I am one of those fellas who is fully supportive of a separate ladies forum; to allow anyone any estrogen-challenged member to post in that area would defeat the purpose.

Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Terry on October 02, 2009, 07:27:40 pm
Lets see… You can’t post over there, but they can post over here? And rips you a new a-hole in the meantime… Tell you what I‘ll do. Stop by my place tonight and I’ll show you all the pu@@y pictures/movies that you will ever want to look at… and it won’t cost you a penny or membership fee…

LOL!!! I’m just kidding… But you really are funny and made my day with your humor… Thanks a lot…

Ladies, can’t you cut the guy a break? He’s cute… Even sounds harmless…
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 02, 2009, 10:05:19 pm
I can't tell you all how thrilled I am at the attention this post has gotten.  Great, it's all good and well.


Much love and respect to you all!
:)
M
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 11:22:14 am



  Can I go into the Spanish forums or is that off limits too?  I can say Hola and mi lapiz es un grande....  also cuantos anos tienes tu? 
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Rev. Moon on October 03, 2009, 11:26:46 am


  Can I go into the Spanish forums or is that off limits too?  I can say Hola and mi lapiz es un grande....  also cuantos anos tienes tu?  

I'll give you my pass.  But please don't ask how many "assholes" someone has whilst asking for their age :)  Don't underestimate the power of the ñ  ;D
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 11:38:01 am
I'll give you my pass.  But please don't ask how many "assholes" someone has whilst asking for their age :)  Don't underestimate the power of the ñ  ;D

  As you can tell I failed the keyboard proficiency test at work......
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: MarcoPoz on October 03, 2009, 12:29:46 pm
OH MAN!  This made me shoot coffee through my nose!!!!  HILARIOUS.  Not sure which is more funny--the premise--or that Skeebo jumped right up to volunteer to 'pimp' for the women's board!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 12:31:00 pm


  WHO YO DADDY?  SKEEBO IS THAT'S WHO!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Snowangel on October 03, 2009, 12:35:34 pm
You guys are a trip!
 ;D
Snow
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 12:37:49 pm


  Snow, can I ask you a question?
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 12:44:14 pm
  Silence means yes....

  I have 3 kids, 2,7, and 17...  you have 4 kids, 11 and 6....  what happend to the other two?  If it's one of those trying to hide the age issue I have to remind you that you are not currently in the sanctity of the women's forum.....  MOOOWAAAA HA HA!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Ann on October 03, 2009, 12:51:08 pm
Skeebers, Snow's six year olds are a set of three. But don't use the T word unless you split it up... like trip lets. Snow does that so it doesn't show up on google or something.

Now you know.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 12:53:21 pm
Skeebers, Snow's six year olds are a set of three. But don't use the T word unless you split it up... like trip lets. Snow does that so it doesn't show up on google or something.

Now you know.

Oh wow...  I always wanted one of those Lots of Work.  Well then, congratulations Snow.....  however belated I am, whether it be 6 or 11 years. ;)

Edited to add:  And guys wonder why the women need to have a safe haven like the women's forum.  Think I may have shown why.......
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Ann on October 03, 2009, 01:09:04 pm
Didn't I just say to not use the T word? ::)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Snowangel on October 03, 2009, 01:28:20 pm
This is me shaking my head  :o
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: emeraldize on October 03, 2009, 03:51:06 pm
Hey Skeebert,

Get back into that recent post and separate your trip from your let? Got it? You're a google troll magnet.

Emmert
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 04:02:23 pm


  Yeah I was telling Snow via PM that I learned a lil lesson here...   I hope I have this figured out.  I have to admit I thought maybe it was some kind of animal.  Figured ya know, I have 4 kids...  2 children and a dog and a cat....  didn't know it was this cooperative secret code y'all have over there in that women's forum....  I also noticed since mpositive made this post he has disappeared.  You women over there in that forum over there sure are sneaky and dangerous...

  I call truce!!!  I don't want any part of this, I feel my life is in grave danger.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Rev. Moon on October 03, 2009, 04:59:30 pm
You may want to modify that post and split that word or misspell it (perhaps treeplates).  Just so that Snow has peace of mind.  Do it soon before the googler spiders catch it.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 03, 2009, 05:02:16 pm
You may want to modify that post and split that word or misspell it (perhaps treeplates).  Just so that Snow has peace of mind.  Do it soon before the googler spiders catch it.

Done...  you know I hate to admit it but I think I now know what everyone is talking about.  So it has absolutely nothing to do with 6-6-6?
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Rev. Moon on October 03, 2009, 05:15:10 pm
Done...  you know I hate to admit it but I think I now know what everyone is talking about.  So it has absolutely nothing to do with 6-6-6?

LOL, ouch... nope... I think the antichrist is busy with bigger stuff... and you're right, mpositive disappeared... maybe he was just planted by the ladies so that you would make a mistake. 
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Snowangel on October 03, 2009, 06:05:13 pm


Thanks, Skeebo!

I am probably just being anal but I rather be safe than sorry. When I was prego with the 3some, I had joined a on-line group of other mothers in the same situation and believe me, you, they would come up with some crazy searches or ideas.  I think one of the mothers actually thought of every scenario possible.


Like....what happens if I am driving in my car,  myself and the babies, crossing a bridge and the bridge collapses?

I sware each day she had searched some new "what if's"!

Not that I can blame them, laying there like a beached whale day after day can make you crazy.



I also had a few problems when the kids were in the NICU and the nurses asking questions with other parents standing at the next incubator. I can just imagine what the nurses said about me when we finally got discharged from the hospital..." did you all hear,that mother has aids!"

Sorry for the hi-jack.

As far as the pass goes,if it was even a serious question, why not just read the forum and post a question in off topic or living with, if "they" want to answer they will.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: emeraldize on October 03, 2009, 07:19:24 pm
I think the antichrist is busy with bigger stuff... and you're right, mpositive disappeared... maybe he was just . 


uh, maybe he was just some of that bigger stuff with which the anti-christ is busy...send out an e-posse...he's no plant...anyone who blows coffee out their nose while reading a forum post is, I humbly submit, the real deal. skeebo, find a steed, will you? gallop off onto the ether desert and find his coffee-blowing snout self. he's probably at a comedy club...it's Saturday night.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 03, 2009, 08:25:00 pm
:)  Alas I am here.....and this post certainly no longer needs my input to grow.  It seems to have taken on a life of it's own.....not a bad thing at all. 
:)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: minismom on October 04, 2009, 07:19:12 am
I'm old, I'm married, and my jr-pozzie is only 9.  I do have 2 other daughters, but alas, they are younger.  I also have 3 strapping boys, a husky Hubby, and a closet full of shot guns. ;D

I am not above accepting a bribe - if it's big enough - to sneak you over to the women's forum.  It just can't be too early (BT is an early riser) or to late (Queen's a night owl).  I think I've got the time difference thing under control so we can miss Ann and Jan - the dynamic duo. 

All we need is a long trench coat, a pair of high heels,.....

 ;)Mum
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: emeraldize on October 04, 2009, 08:22:40 am
OOOoooo, Mum, you devilish opportunist!! A bunch of us will just wanna watch. 8)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: camille07 on October 04, 2009, 09:34:26 am
I'm with mum, if you're cleaver enough for cloak and dagger, a clandestined challenge, more power to you.  But if you're thinking of cruising through the woman's forum turnstyle by means of a pass with BT and Queen standing guard, you have better luck getting Ms P's breast size.  ;)

camms
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 04, 2009, 09:42:21 am
So, there's the challenge aye?  Need to slide around BT, jump over Queenie, sneak past Ann and distract Jan....hmmmm sounds easy enough.  Yea right...lol.   I guess I may just have to post something here that makes some of the ladies from the forum come and post here....oh wait...look at this...what's happening?  LMAO

Much love to you all....even those that want to strangle me.

:)
M
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 04, 2009, 10:00:03 am
I have to admit I went over there one time, someone had posted something about feeling suicidal.  This was the only time I felt compelled to post, however I didn't.  The only reason I noticed it was not because I was sneaking over there taking peeks, but because I saw her post in the recent posts at the bottom of the page.

Is it still off limits even in these situations?
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on October 04, 2009, 10:32:21 am
Its called lurking, we all do it, lol.  Looks like I came back to the threads just in time.

Now BT and Queen have back-up.  LOL   They don't call me Sherlock at work for nothing.  :P

Mum, you are a riot!!

~ Cindy
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: emeraldize on October 04, 2009, 10:11:03 pm
Lurking, peeping, peering, peeking
What kinds of insights are you seeking?
Who's doing what and when and why?
Who's having sex and who's going to cry?

Cindy is correct, it's something we all do
I admit that LTS has changed my point of view
But it's only by lurking, on a periodic topic
I've come away enlightened, not nearly as myopic

So I say all you peeping M's, Skeebo's and you Tammy's
Sittting 'round your monitors in your nothings or your jammies
Get a bowl of popcorn, and a Coke or beer or gin
And tune in to the Lurker Channel, let the fun begin!!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: the trebmeister on October 04, 2009, 10:31:00 pm
...
Is it still off limits even in these situations?

only if you're a heterosexual male... just kidding!! 

i rarely read the topic headings on the home page if they're from Positive Women.  my urge to participate, no matter how inappropriate or unwelcome, might overcome me, particularly if i believed a life was in danger.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: emeraldize on October 04, 2009, 10:34:27 pm
only if you're a heterosexual male... just kidding!! 

 ;D
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 04, 2009, 10:45:25 pm

  Couldn't tell you what happens in the ladies forum, other than what I see at the bottom of the main page.  If I did want to read something must I take on the lurker status, or is it ok to just see ole skeebo at the top of a ladies thread?

  If this is allowable can I change my screen name to Peepbo?  Ann, can I be called Peepbo?  Please Pee..  I mean Ann...
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: emeraldize on October 04, 2009, 10:58:28 pm
Peepbo?

How 'bout Bo Peep? And you can have a staff, sheep (yep, you can have SHEEP) cute little hat, big bow and NO ONE will suspect you are an edge-slithering, info-sucking, key-tapping, certi-defiable, lurker.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 05, 2009, 08:24:12 am
Peepbo?

How 'bout Bo Peep? And you can have a staff, sheep (yep, you can have SHEEP) cute little hat, big bow and NO ONE will suspect you are an edge-slithering, info-sucking, key-tapping, certi-defiable, lurker.

How am I suppose to participate with all that stuff?  I have enough trouble typing as it is.  Carrying sheep, bows, and a staff is going to make it extremely difficult to get my 2 finger punch on!  Just forget it!  I recind my application for the two day pass with the EM escort....  Damn straw hat keeps falling off anyways!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 05, 2009, 05:45:19 pm
So, there's the challenge aye?  Need to slide around BT, jump over Queenie, sneak past Ann and distract Jan....hmmmm sounds easy enough.  Yea right...lol.   I guess I may just have to post something here that makes some of the ladies from the forum come and post here....oh wait...look at this...what's happening?  LMAO

There is no sliding around, Betty. She sees all and even if you were to get around her, you still have to get past me....And trust me, that is NOT going to be easy. This Queen watches wrestling, knows all the submission moves and watches football, GO COWBOYS. And I have no problem with tackling all INTRUDERS!!!!! And who knows, maybe one of my ladies in waiting will see your request and hit you up. I am cheering for you..... ;D
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: BT65 on October 05, 2009, 08:44:45 pm
Basically dudes, between me and Queen, nada gets through, or around.  Sorry........
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Rev. Moon on October 05, 2009, 10:46:00 pm
Basically dudes, between me and Queen, nada gets through, or around.  Sorry........

Betty, can I start dubbing myself Miss Luna, or Madame Moon and be allowed in?  I mean, we already have Miss Philicia.  Any female newbie would never imagine that Philly ain't no lady (unless of course they decide to visit the porn thread).
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: YaKaMein on October 06, 2009, 02:43:50 am
I suggest a SmackDown team challenge with the WWF {World Women's Forum} as the Rawest UFC [Ultimate Forum Championship event ever on PPV [Premium POZ View]!!

Skeebo & mPos vs BT & Queen .... Miss Phyllicia will be the referee!  Don't miss it.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 06, 2009, 03:06:02 am


  The winner gets an unsigned Regis Hollbin novel at retail price on how to raise horses while having HIV.

  I declare defeat...  cuz it's the right thing to do.  I am too skinny for this kind of thing,    I have to be careful because I can actually stab myself in my side with my own elbow .

  I wouldn't know what to do if these lethal weapons accidentally struck mpos while I was trying to tag him for a breather...  thus causing me to feel so bad I'd slit my wrists with my bony elbows.

   
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: BT65 on October 06, 2009, 06:58:10 am
Betty, can I start dubbing myself Miss Luna, or Madame Moon and be allowed in? 

Live, we already have a lady who's name is associated with the moon (Moonlight in the ladie's forum).  So, sorry, that won't cut it either. 
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 06, 2009, 11:20:26 am
Skeebo, I'll get you some rubber elbow pads, we can make this happen.  Besides, wrestling BT and Queenie, win or lose, is a win as far as I am concerned.  Matter of fact, losing is even more of a win.  come on now, getting pinned by them.   :)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 07, 2009, 01:38:28 am
Skeebo, I'll get you some rubber elbow pads, we can make this happen.  Besides, wrestling BT and Queenie, win or lose, is a win as far as I am concerned.  Matter of fact, losing is even more of a win.  come on now, getting pinned by them.   :)

Yeah you won't be saying that when Queen gets you in a rear naked choke hold and Betty is kicking you in the nuts at the same time...
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 07, 2009, 07:47:22 am
Hmmmmm....ok, this is starting to look scary.... :)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: YaKaMein on October 07, 2009, 03:16:55 pm
Am calling my cable subscriber today so I can watch this ON Demand, wow!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 07, 2009, 03:18:58 pm
Yeah you won't be saying that when Queen gets you in a rear naked choke hold and Betty is kicking you in the nuts at the same time...

LMAO.....No nude chokeholds, he has to remained dressed. Now if I was still single, different story.... ;)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 07, 2009, 04:50:18 pm
LMAO.....No nude chokeholds, he has to remained dressed. Now if I was still single, different story.... ;)

LMAO...  Queen there is no nudity involved in the manuever, atleast when the announcer says Chuck Lidel has his opponent in a rear naked choke hold I still see them dressed.. ;)

It's like the figure 4 hold...  Don't know why it's called that because when it's done correctly a leg looks like a pretzel, so why not call it the broken leg pretzel hold. ;D
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 07, 2009, 09:56:33 pm
LMAO...  Queen there is no nudity involved in the manuever, atleast when the announcer says Chuck Lidel has his opponent in a rear naked choke hold I still see them dressed.. ;)

It's like the figure 4 hold...  Don't know why it's called that because when it's done correctly a leg looks like a pretzel, so why not call it the broken leg pretzel hold. ;D

Ooops, I guess it was just my dirty mind...Now I am going to have to jump my Papi....And I always win!!!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 08, 2009, 07:11:56 am
Like the way your mind thinks however Queenie...nice thoughts.   :)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: BT65 on October 08, 2009, 07:33:39 am
LMAO...  Queen there is no nudity involved in the manuever,

Well, if there's no nudity involved, then I don't want anything to do with it.
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 08, 2009, 08:52:08 am
Now we're talking....BT and Queenie are down for nakedness.....   :)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 08, 2009, 11:11:57 am
Hey, I was known for staying in the nude when I was single.... ;D
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 08, 2009, 01:58:48 pm
Funny, I was known for enjoying that  :) :)
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: skeebo1969 on October 08, 2009, 05:00:34 pm
Now we're talking....BT and Queenie are down for nakedness.....   :)

  Then I am only allowed to spectate from a distance (like the back row facing the wall).  Mpositive you are going to have to take both of them on yourself.  Be careful of the bare breastest smother hold...it's enjoyably deadly!
Title: Re: Need A Pass for the women's Forum
Post by: mpositive on October 08, 2009, 08:08:05 pm
Hey, I have a move against that, it's called the "complete and utter surrender", I'll teach it to you sometime.
:)