Saw a Funny Bumpersticker today

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Pulled into the lot today behind a car with a bunch of stickers on it.
One caught my eye and I burst out laughing.

REPUBLICANS FOR
VOLDEMORT

[Matty the Damned]

I always liked this one:



MtD

[MarcoPoz]

I saw one that made me spit coffee on my dashboard.  It said something like "If you're gonna ride my ass this hard, you should at least pull my hair too".  Yes, I was tailgating.

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M & M

I like 'em both!

[CaptCarl]

I love the Voldemort one. I see it all the time on campus where I work. I saw an awesome political Bumpersticker the other day that is truly non-partisan, and 100 percent correct. This is what it said:


   "The best argument against Demcocracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter"

It was attributed to Winston Churchill, and I concur whole heartedly.

Others I like:

    "My kid sells drugs to your Honor Student"

    "What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?"

    "My country invaded Iraq and all I got was this lousy bumperstcker"
   
     "When I die, I want to go quietly in my sleep like my Grandfather.
     Not screaming like the other people  in his car"
   
    "I eat meat, how can you trust me with a Baby?"


CaptCarl

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Wonder what Churchill would say now, a one-minute conversation, a text message? Five minutes has become an eternity for many and conversing? well, um,uh, ya know, I mean,yeah, exactly.

[OneTampa]

I saw a head scratcher bumpersticker:

"I Practice Safe Wrecks"

 

[Basquo]

I bought mine in Salem:

"Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister"

and it's way true. I can't say it all in public but it goes way beyond the WOO reference.

[emeraldize]

I saw a head scratcher bumpersticker:

"I Practice Safe Wrecks"

 

Was it on a tow truck?