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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Amosboy on December 31, 2006, 10:56:56 pm
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Please note the following universal rule when it comes to any online cock size. I call it the "The Subtract Three Rule" and it usually speaks to the truth. Most guys must think they should place the ruler just above their assholes and measure to the tip of their erect penises.
If someone tells you that they have 9 inches (9 - 3 = 6 inches), you are DAMN LUCKY TO GET SIX!
Amosboy
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LMAO!!!!
Thats too funny! but true I think its something like using an AOL ruler hehe it starts at 4 haha.
although i'd prefer a pic to back up the measurement lol.
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If someone tells you that they have 9 inches (9 - 3 = 6 inches), you are DAMN LUCKY TO GET SIX!
Amosboy
AOL inches are another story, entirely.
-joseph
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hmm, i''ve never been concerned....
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That's good to know. It keeps your expectation level in check. Would you mind taking some measurements of me? ;) I'd have to PM you for that. Happy New Year!
Amosboy aka Brooks
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lol, Happy New Year !! Seriously, and I have always said, if it's too big, all I can do is look at it!
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I have another truth to share:
When a woman tells you the number of men she slept with you always multiply by 3.
When a breeder/hetero male tells the number of women divide by 3.
My first wife slept with 45 men. My second wife slept with 3.. ;)
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Cool....I'm glad the hetero boys and girls have their formulas too....I can't wait to share that one with my friends ;D That's freakin' hilarious....and probably true!
Brooks
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Hmmm, I dunno about all that math. You must have at least 7 inches to qualify with getting next to me but you must also like to use your tongue...Wooooo... I will soon be 38 and I have not slept with that many men including one night stands....Sorry anyone over 9 inches need not apply, mandingos please go to the porn thread....Jeromy is waiting on you....j/k.....
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Hmmm, I dunno about all that math. You must have at least 7 inches to qualify with getting next to me but you must also like to use your tongue...Wooooo... I will soon be 38 and I have not slept with that many men including one night stands....Sorry anyone over 9 inches need not apply, mandingos please go to the porn thread....Jeromy is waiting on you....j/k.....
LMAO...so funny!! But TRUE!!! LOL...C'mon over boys!
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Hmmm, I dunno about all that math. You must have at least 7 inches to qualify with getting next to me but you must also like to use your tongue...Wooooo... I will soon be 38 and I have not slept with that many men including one night stands....Sorry anyone over 9 inches need not apply, mandingos please go to the porn thread....Jeromy is waiting on you....j/k.....
Once again I got a back that is strong and a tongue that is mighty long, although the legth is seldom ever used... the tongue that is. Damn I need a could shower!
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Once again I got a back that is strong and a tongue that is mighty long, although the legth is seldom ever used... the tongue that is. Damn I need a could shower!
But what good is that doing me? You got a woman! Got any friends in Pa? You can atleast make it up to me since you are taken.... ;)
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See, when I hear things like "I have 9," I just assume they mean it's the metric system.
And I love "average body." Mmm hmmm... I see... average for whom?
For any and all Myspacers, I have attached a file that lets you know what people's profile pictures mean. You'll have to zoom in on it. It's large. Much like my 9 inch penis.
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My online profiles always say "real, not internet, inches." :P Jay
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Like a gift I wait for the receiver to open the package and enjoy the surprise... :o
I'd much rather know how big your heart is ..........
and those aren't measured in inches... ::)
but speaking as a homosexual...a nice size cock never fails to bring a smile ;D
Interesting equation though...sounds like you have experience in these things :P
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I think I'm the only gay man who doesn't really care how big a guy's dick is. As long as it not freakishly large or small and it works I'm okay with it. I'm more turned on by a ruggedly handsome face and a hairy chest...much more.
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"As long as it not freakishly large or small and it works I'm okay with it."
Yep. Couldn't agree with you more.
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I agree with GSOgymrat and lydgate: I don't really care how big a guy's dick is.
Henry
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If he's missing inches in the front, he'd better have a nice ass and know how to use it... ;)
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Ahem, Ford? see post # 3~ ;)
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Ahem, Ford? see post # 3~ ;)
I stand corrected :)
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Come on now...either you are a size queen or a liar. OK...before I get lashed by all of those who say "size doesn't matter"... I should just say I'd rather have a Ball Park All Beef Frank than a Vienna sausage. ;D
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I stand corrected :)
Ahem, Ford? see post # 3~ ;)
I am always up for a challenge!!!
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I think I'm the only gay man who doesn't really care how big a guy's dick is. As long as it not freakishly large.
BLASPHEMY, I say! There is no such thing as 'freakishly large' - BIG is BEAUTIFUL, dammit! ;D
Jeromy, Tim, Brooks - someone, anyone - help me out here fellas!
-Chris
whose own 11-3='s a real 8)
OUTRAGEOUS!
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Come on now...either you are a size queen or a liar. OK...before I get lashed by all of those who say "size doesn't matter"... I should just say I'd rather have a Ball Park All Beef Frank than a Vienna sausage. ;D
And Brooksies - lets not forget those among us who prefer, a-hem, a forearm to either of those.
-Chris
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BLASPHEMY, I say! There is no such thing as 'freakishly large' - BIG is BEAUTIFUL, dammit! ;D
Jeromy, Tim, Brooks - someone, anyone - help me out here fellas!
-Chris
whose own 11-3='s a real 8)
OUTRAGEOUS!
I had a boyfriend who had what can only be termed as a "freakishly large" penis... we used to get drunk at parties at my house and show it to our mutual friends. It was funny to see their mouths drop open.
Seriously... this thing could have been used to play t-ball with.
And did I manage to rock it on bottom? Oh yes.
Mostly because I rule.
I really do have to say that I give a crap about the size of a guy's dick... seriously... I tried to not care for a while... but I couldn't.
I'm as shallow as a bottlecap, though... so yeah. ::)
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I'm as shallow as a bottlecap, though... so yeah. ::)
Oh thank god. Knowing there are at least two of us on here is comforting beyond words. ;D
-Chris
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BLASPHEMY, I say! There is no such thing as 'freakishly large' - BIG is BEAUTIFUL, dammit! ;D
Jeromy, Tim, Brooks - someone, anyone - help me out here fellas!
-Chris
whose own 11-3='s a real 8)
OUTRAGEOUS!
I think size is more of a turn on if you like being bottom. I have a friend who is a bottom and really into size and he has actually sent guys home if they drop their pants and don't measure up. I think that is beyond insulting.
Different people have different things that turn them on. I know that many gay men like young, thin, smooth guys with huge tools and that does NOTHING for me. :P Honestly, give me a bear with 5 inches.
See, I can be as superficial as the next guy! ;D
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I have a friend who is a bottom and really into size and he has actually sent guys home if they drop their pants and don't measure up. I think that is beyond insulting.
Wow... I would never, ever do that... now, if he had said that he had 9 inches and 5 of them mysteriously disappeared on the trip over to my place... then I can understand getting pissed and telling him to go.
But other than that? Caveat emptor and all that...
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I have a friend who is a bottom and really into size and he has actually sent guys home if they drop their pants and don't measure up.
Thanks for outting me publicly, friend!
-Chris
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Thanks for outting me publicly, friend!
-Chris
They didn't call the thread "Revealing Truths and Online Discoveries" for nothin'!
It's on now! :D
This is better than Flavor of Love! ;D
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BLASPHEMY, I say! There is no such thing as 'freakishly large' - BIG is BEAUTIFUL, dammit! ;D
Jeromy, Tim, Brooks - someone, anyone - help me out here fellas!
-Chris
whose own 11-3='s a real 8)
OUTRAGEOUS!
See Chris I just knew you and I will get along!
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It's on now! :D
OH NO SHE DID'NT!
-Chris
(who is adding Richmond to his Dickey Farms, road-trippin' itinerary)
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OH NO SHE DID'NT!
-Chris
(who is adding Richmond to his Dickey Farms, road-trippin' itinerary)
I hope you like heroin, battlefields, and banks.
We have excesses of all three.
And I'm here. Huzzah!
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Ford,
You've bought up another revealing truth - skinny boys with long fat dicks. I've yet to find an exception to this rule ;D
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Ford,
You've bought up another revealing truth - skinny boys with long fat dicks. I've yet to find an exception to this rule ;D
I call it "nature's way of making it up to them."
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then, nature did good.
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then, nature did good.
I'm not arguing with nature at all.
Go nature!
Oh yes.
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Any guy who brought up his or my dick size in our conversation would immediately be stricken from the list of potential sex partners. I've never understood such exacting specifications as dick size, ethnicity, top/bottom, hair color, chin pubes or lack thereof, piercings, tattoos, leather, low hangers (I love that vile term), whatever. If I find a guy attractive I'm attracted. All that quantifying and qualifying isn't necessary.
This is all rhetorical anyway as I lead a life as chaste as most convent occupants.
Sister Boo
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Amosboy, I haven't had any complaints, well yes I have. "Are you trying to intentionally hurt me with that?" I've always said, if it were an inch longer I wouldn't need a partner. ;)
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except for the bear thing, I'm with Ford. Both ex's were amply equipped , but unknown to me until after I started to fall for them.
I have been with a few extremely hot men with little ones. No difference to me as I'm in no contest within myself, or otherwise to see how big a dick I can take.
I'm interested in the whole man, not just his penis! (even for a hookup) ;)
ok, back to the pigginess boys.........
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Ford,
You've bought up another revealing truth - skinny boys with long fat dicks. I've yet to find an exception to this rule ;D
Well, 5'8", 145ish. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. ;)
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Well, 5'8", 145ish. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. ;)
You and have virtually the same measurments.
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Hmmm, sorry Amosboy but I don't want no monster dick nor do I want a vienna sausage but I do want something I can feel. I have run into the occassional disappointment of having a decent dick and him not knowing what to do with it. SO, of course, I had to take over to get mine and faked the rest.
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What was I thinking....must of been the Sustiva talking!
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What's everyone wearing right now? ::)
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What's everyone wearing right now? ::)
American Apparell green t-shirt. Blue jeans. My Roos... and a 1970s black velvet blazer.
I look like a hipster! 8)
Wait... you meant something else... didn't you? ;)
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American Apparell green t-shirt. Blue jeans. My Roos... and a 1970s black velvet blazer.
I look like a hipster! 8)
Wait... you meant something else... didn't you? ;)
Admit it Benj, you are a hipster. But we don't hold that against you. ;D The blazer is a nice touch.
Me, simple fella -- old sweatpants, that's it.
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gini-t, boxer briefs under bathrobe
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Fully dressed even after 2 am but I am waiting on someone who I wish would hurry the hell up so I can get down to my sports bra and thongs...
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LOL
my dad gave me a tool box with a tape measure in it for xmas
<evil grin>
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My tape measure doubles as my keychain. Comes in handy I tell ya. ;)
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I'm wearing a class ring. :)
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But where are you wearing it? What year, what stone, which alma mater? This is the Revealing Truths thread after all, no?
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Cant' tell what year it was, I'd say late fifty's or early 60's has Sabina High School emblem. 14K yellow gold with mother of pearl insert outlined in blue stone bars. Given to me when my uncle passed away.
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Regrets:" my dad gave me a tool box with a tape measure in it for xmas "
That is so sweeeettt!!!
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SO...i know this guy who knows a guy who has a wife who likes to see him with other guys. Since we are talking about hooking up online, where would be the best place for me to tell him to go to find a guy to play with him while the wife watches?
gay.com? aol chat room? yahoo?
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SO...i know this guy who knows a guy who has a wife who likes to see him with other guys. Since we are talking about hooking up online, where would be the best place for me to tell him to go to find a guy to play with him while the wife watches?
gay.com? aol chat room? yahoo?
just rent an escort.
LOL
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Dont want to PAY for it when I can get it for FREE! We have used all three of the ones i mentioned before just wondering if there was anyplace better.
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AC, sounds like a job for ADULTFRIENDFINDER!!
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Or craigslist.
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Or craigslist.
OMG, didn't you just have 120 postings yesterday? what have you been writing? 595??? LOL
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It could be worse...
You could be a lesbian and have to BUY the attachments.
Big is Beautiful...especially if it comes with a big heart :-*
Forearms...NO THANKS :o