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Title: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on December 30, 2012, 06:28:38 pm
Ok, I know this thread will get ZERO responses because you people are all a bunch of nelly queens and think knitting is a sport, but Tonight the Cowboys play the Redskins and the winner takes the NFC East Title!

Cowboys should do well and will trounce the skins, in the skins stadium. LMAO!

Oh, btw...what happened to the NY Giants? LOL. (http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu257/markus69_bucket/smiley_ROFLMAO.gif)

Get ready for alot of this...

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/hi-res-156838188_crop_650x440.jpg)


PS- Im making my special Queso :)

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on December 30, 2012, 06:33:40 pm
Please, I've started many threads about football and seldom get a response.  I've watched every bowl game so and am tracking my points for a winner take all poll.

I lose interest once Pittsburgh's out but the Cowgirls should win.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on December 30, 2012, 06:36:39 pm
Ok, I know this thread will get ZERO responses because you people are all a bunch of nelly queens and think knitting is a sport, but Tonight the Cowboys play the Redskins and the winner takes the NFC East Title!

I neither knit nor sew, but this football worship of yours is yet another reason that I'll be waiting on a nice Jewish man to marry instead of your flatulent faux-taco ass.

Skipping evening church services I take it?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on December 30, 2012, 06:39:16 pm
Please, I've started many threads about football and seldom get a response.  I've watched every bowl game so and am tracking my points for a winner take all poll.


Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.



 the Cowgirls .

Really? You gonna come in here and bash the boys? America's Team?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on December 30, 2012, 06:40:20 pm
but this football worship of yours is yet another reason that I'll be waiting on a nice Jewish man to marry ..


Sigh. You women will never understand real men such as myself will yall?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on December 30, 2012, 06:42:05 pm
Romo the homo will blow it as he usually does.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: OneTampa on December 30, 2012, 06:48:41 pm
Oy!  I root for the Redskins.

(from a Haitian Jew who sews AND loves football-Go RG III!).

 :D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on December 30, 2012, 06:51:04 pm
Romo  will blow it as he usually does.

wow, Im impressed Dox, you've actually watched football if you know this


Go RG III!).

 :D

You girls are really starting to impress me with your football knowledge.

btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right? ;)


Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on December 30, 2012, 06:58:24 pm
Quote
Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.
 

if the cowgirls can only give 3.5 i for one am NOT interested. ;)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on December 30, 2012, 07:04:23 pm
wow, Im impressed Dox, you've actually watched football if you know this

You girls are really starting to impress me with your football knowledge.

btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right? ;)

Love me some football BIG niners fan.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: OneTampa on December 30, 2012, 07:11:31 pm

btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right? ;)

Yet, he could not resist the pull of the OTHER DC (Washington, that is.) and he gives his all in thanks for the welcome.
  ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: ds4146 on December 30, 2012, 07:14:20 pm
I could use some Demarco running up my back. Yum!
In celebration of your fake birthday, I hope they lose! >:(
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on December 30, 2012, 07:17:07 pm
BIG niners fan.

I could go for a "niner" right now  8)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on December 30, 2012, 07:18:41 pm
I could go for a "niner" right now  8)

you only get 3.5
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on December 30, 2012, 07:27:22 pm
Well, I do live in Redskins territory, but really.......  Who cares about any team other than the BEST -- The New England Patriots.

Support a real team, Will!

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on December 30, 2012, 07:41:13 pm
I could use some Demarco running up my back. Yum!


I could go for a "niner" right now  8)

you only get 3.5

Nice, it only took half an hour for this to turn into a sex thread.

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on December 30, 2012, 07:49:38 pm
who said anything about sex?
i think you might be projecting. :)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: OneTampa on December 30, 2012, 08:08:56 pm
Ms. Mattie:  "Would you gentle people like some coffee and doughnuts?"

 ::) ::) :D :D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on December 30, 2012, 08:40:00 pm
Damn Willy, so close to scoring and then an interception? 

Yes, I'm enjoying the game while I do a little sewing. ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on December 30, 2012, 08:41:46 pm
Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.


Really? You gonna come in here and bash the boys? America's Team?

We'll see when Ohio's team plays Texas's other team.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: klassykitty on December 30, 2012, 09:19:14 pm
GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!
We need to prove that Manning is worth the bazillions of dollars that he is paid. ;D
 8)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: klassykitty on December 30, 2012, 09:22:45 pm
@Willie--I am confused, shouldn't it be what to happened to the Eagles?
On a good note, the Ravens lost.  YES!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on December 30, 2012, 11:30:07 pm
Sorry Wumpy.  You still have Houston though.   ;)  Even they can beat the Bengals.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: OneTampa on December 30, 2012, 11:32:23 pm
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/REDSKINS_WIN_DEC_30_2012.jpg)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on December 31, 2012, 12:20:06 am

Oh, btw...what happened to the NY Giants? LOL. (http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu257/markus69_bucket/smiley_ROFLMAO.gif)

Get ready for alot of this...


Eli & Big Blue may have not made it into the playoffs but they trounced the Eagles unlike those Cowgirls you were crowing about  ::)  I expect that your ass is passed out from all those swallows of margaritas you imbibed in to drown your sorrows.  We certainly know you weren't lucky to find a 9er.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: tednlou2 on December 31, 2012, 12:49:41 am
I watched the game.  We cooked lasagna and were suppose to watch Spider-Man 3D, but we have a redskins fan in the family.  My brothers partner is from the DC area and loves them.  And, he knits while watching the game.  He claims he knits to help with his surgical skills as a doctor, but we are not sure about that. 

My best friend is a huge Colts fan.  So, during halftime, we got the whole story how the Colts packed up in the middle of night and headed for Indy.  He said the mayor or governor was trying to get the legislature to give an order to keep them from leaving.  And, Baltimore was pissed they took the Colts name, as well as all the records. 

So, it was football night at my house.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Growler on December 31, 2012, 01:47:49 am
Pusses

footy aussie styl  ;D

(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g457/growler69/afl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on December 31, 2012, 08:54:33 am
Romo the homo will blow it as he usually does.


Told you so. :P
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on December 31, 2012, 09:51:39 am
Hmmmm.....??  Willy, is being very, uncharacteristically, silent now...........

Wonder why?   ;)

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: skeebo1969 on December 31, 2012, 10:54:58 am



   How bout' dem Cowboys!?!   
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on December 31, 2012, 12:10:27 pm
 :-[

and to add insult to injury, I was rudely awoken from a beautiful dream of Joesph Gordon Levitt giving me a full body massage at 6:52am this morning by SOMEONE texting me to say that the Cowboys were humiliated by some yankees. Soooo rude. *cough* MissP.

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on December 31, 2012, 03:05:46 pm
:-[


LAWL...

This is one sad thread.  So cocky when it first started, only to be shamefully defeated.  Poor you  ::)

Indeed this IS the "Official Dallas Cowhoes Thread". 

Hugs and kisses from a (not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan  :P
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on December 31, 2012, 03:52:42 pm
Hugs and kisses from a (not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan  :P

Well -- in Willy's defense -- he DID, at least, pick a team that had a SHOT at the playoffs.  The Jets -- well, not much to say about them -- of course, being a Pats fan, I am biased...........
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on December 31, 2012, 04:18:21 pm
:-[

and to add insult to injury, I was rudely awoken from a beautiful dream of Joesph Gordon Levitt giving me a full body massage at 6:52am this morning by SOMEONE texting me to say that the Cowboys were humiliated by some yankees. Soooo rude. *cough* MissP.



*giggle*

I bet your testicles shrank to the size of a pinhead after losing that game.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on December 31, 2012, 04:32:11 pm
*giggle*

I bet your testicles shrank to the size of a pinhead after losing that game.

lol, P. and i hope you enjoy the next 7 or 8 hours before your New Years resolution takes effect. :)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Andy Velez on December 31, 2012, 06:35:44 pm
Personally I was hoping for more pix in this thread and I don't mean scoreboards.

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: skeebo1969 on December 31, 2012, 07:34:08 pm
(not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan  :P

It could be worse, I'm a Dolphin fan.... 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on December 31, 2012, 07:40:27 pm

Cowboys will trounce the skins, in the skins stadium. LMAO!

PS- Im making my special Queso :)


btw, was that queso from a spray bottle imported from Cairo?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on December 31, 2012, 08:03:13 pm
Personally I was hoping for more pix in this thread and I don't mean scoreboards.

I know it's a little too late but...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyye3xI8iF1qmugpso1_500.gif)

Hopefully Wumpy won't have to take matters into hand after he sees it.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Andy Velez on January 02, 2013, 09:07:34 am
Thanks, Solo. Appreciate those end of the year moves...
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 05, 2013, 05:43:02 pm
Looks like Houston will be leading going into the half, so there's still hope for Texas. 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 05, 2013, 05:54:09 pm
GO VIKINGS!!!!!
(pathetic heh?)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 05, 2013, 07:45:39 pm
Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!

YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 05, 2013, 08:02:35 pm
Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!

YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!

Hey!
I thought you were routing for the cowgirls.
What a loyal fan. ;)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 05, 2013, 08:14:47 pm
Hey!
I thought you were routing for the cowgirls.
What a loyal fan. ;)

I'm actually a better Houston fan than Dallas, I've been to two Houston home games, and zero Dallas games. Although I get Emmitsmiths autograph on a mini football at the cowboys training camp.

See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 05, 2013, 08:29:09 pm
I'm actually a better Houston fan than Dallas, I've been to two Houston home games, and zero Dallas games. Although I get Emmitsmiths autograph on a mini football at the cowboys training camp.

See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.
LMAO.
Hence the title of this thread.
Bahahahaha!

PS- Are you getting as bad as me in not reading what you type before hitting the post button? ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 05, 2013, 08:38:33 pm

See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.

Kind of like Pennsylvania? And let me know when you go four subway stops to get to the stadium.

ps: NY state has three teams so actually Texas is rather deficient considering the population. I could actually go further and say that San Antonio is deficient for not having a professional team.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 05, 2013, 08:39:25 pm
Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!

YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!

Oh, you poor thing.......   Tom Brady and team already showed that Texans aren't anything to worry about.  So when they show up at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA (btw -- Sid & I were married about 200 yds from that stadium in Sept), they will be there for show only. 

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 05, 2013, 09:03:04 pm
Oh, you poor thing.......   Tom Brady and team already showed that Texans aren't anything to worry about.  So when they show up at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA (btw -- Sid & I were married about 200 yds from that stadium in Sept), they will be there for show only. 

M

NANCY Please! Foxboro Shmoxboro. We were just resting that week, after our 12-2 sweep of the rest of the division.


that San Antonio is deficient for not having a professional team.

Actually SA tried to woo the Saints here after Katrina (oh I forgot I saw the Saints play the Falcons in the Alamodome). Oh, btw, SA is next up for an expansion team.

GO TEXANS! Yanks eat my as* ;)

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: ds4146 on January 05, 2013, 09:06:53 pm
Now here is a player to be proud of....

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/manti-te-o-notre-dame-play-grief-deaths-144408886--ncaaf.html

Sad but sweet and he is so cute!

And fat boy I realize it is College Football, but football none the same.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 05, 2013, 09:15:01 pm
NANCY Please! Foxboro Shmoxboro. We were just resting that week, after our 12-2 sweep of the rest of the division.

GO TEXANS! Yanks eat my as* ;)

Oh, please....  2 things to say

1.  Last trip to Foxboro - Texans demolished 42-14
2.  They may have started fast, but once they hit quality.........  Well, the Pats got this week off due to their record for THE ENTIRE SEASON

Suck it Texan

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 05, 2013, 09:15:58 pm
Now here is a player to be proud of....

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/manti-te-o-notre-dame-play-grief-deaths-144408886--ncaaf.html

Sad but sweet and he is so cute!

And fat boy I realize it is College Football, but football none the same.

That is sad, but inspiring. Arent they playing Alabama for the cahmpionship?

But really, cute? No.  If you wanna talk cute football players...Sean Lee is at the top. I mean really, he has the looks of a greek god. Amirite?

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/BRYANT1284263015_zps517c9b3d.jpg)

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 05, 2013, 09:22:27 pm
Oh, please....  2 things to say

1.  Last trip to Foxboro - Texans demolished 42-14
2.  They may have started fast, but once they hit quality.........  Well, the Pats got this week off due to their record for THE ENTIRE SEASON

Suck it Texan

M

Oh honey, how cute you are.

I ahve 3 words for you...J.J. Watt.will.devour. Brady.

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/wattr_zpsca2995d7.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 05, 2013, 09:23:53 pm
Sean Lee is at the top. I mean really, he has the looks of a greek god. Amirite?


Uh, no -- not from what I recall men in Greece looking like when I visited there.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 05, 2013, 09:40:52 pm
Oh honey, how cute you are.

I ahve 3 words for you...J.J. Watt.will.devour. Brady.

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/wattr_zpsca2995d7.jpg)

Please Mary......   You really need to change that diet of yours, it is beginning to effect your brain.  Tom has nothing to fear from that wannabe.

You Texans do have a problem with reality......

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 05, 2013, 10:08:11 pm
Please Mary......   You really need to change that diet of yours, it is beginning to effect your brain.  Tom has nothing to fear from that wannabe.

You Texans do have a problem with reality......

M

Dont be scared boo.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 05, 2013, 10:15:06 pm
Didn't someone earlier give a shout out for the Vikings?  Another loser I guess. ;D

We should go ahead and make this our Superbowl prediction thread. 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 07, 2013, 07:03:31 pm
ROLL TIDE!
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 07, 2013, 07:07:04 pm


We should go ahead and make this our Superbowl prediction thread.

Dont know about the Superbowl yet, but I predict with very great authority that JJ Watt will take down (SACK) Brady 3 times on Sunday. YOU HEAR THAT BOCKER? Poor Pretty boy Brady will be picking grass clumps out of his helmet. ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 07, 2013, 10:29:41 pm
Dont know about the Superbowl yet, but I predict with very great authority that JJ Watt will take down (SACK) Brady 3 times on Sunday. YOU HEAR THAT BOCKER? Poor Pretty boy Brady will be picking grass clumps out of his helmet. ;D

You Texans -- lots of hot air across your barren plains, but nothing to back it up with..................
Y'all are lucky it's supposed to be near 50 on Sunday in Foxboro -- that might actually allow you all to stay within 21 pts of the Pats.  Oh, wait -- the weather didn't help last time, nevermind...................
Onward to Denver, after we run over this little speed bump called Houston.

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 11, 2013, 06:39:07 pm
JJ says.."I smell some nasty yanks!"

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/sack-506x600.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on January 11, 2013, 06:45:27 pm
JJ says.."I smell some nasty yanks!"


This coming from someone who tried to equate San Antonio to New York City culturally  ::)

Don't come crying to us when HOU gets squashed.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 11, 2013, 06:49:17 pm
This coming from someone who tried to equate San Antonio to New York City culturally  ::)


You want me don't you?

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 11, 2013, 07:03:20 pm
JJ says.."I smell some nasty yanks!"

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/sack-506x600.jpg)

Talk to me Sunday night -- through your tears, MISSY................
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on January 11, 2013, 07:05:27 pm
You want me don't you?

Um, you've been listening to Human League again haven't you? Or is it Jody Watley because we know you're such a retrosexual.

The short answer: NO.  Besides, even if we could subject you to the exorcism it would take to expel you from NYC once you set foot in the concrete jungle, I wouldn't wanna run the risk of being beat down by Mitch and the rest of the people who lust for your __________ [fill in as you see fit.]
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 11, 2013, 07:08:46 pm
Um, you've been listening to Human League again haven't you? Or is it Jody Watley because we know you're such a retrosexual.

The short answer: NO.  Besides, even if we could subject you to the exorcism it would take to expel you from NYC once you set foot in the concrete jungle, I wouldn't wanna run the risk of being beat down by Mitch and the rest of the people who lust for your __________ [fill in as you see fit.]

Though doth protest too much.

You KNOW you want to be dippin' in this sweet tea.  ;)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on January 11, 2013, 07:12:13 pm
Though doth protest too much. You KNOW you want to do some dippin' in this sweet tea.  ;)

It was all that (gay) anal dipping that got me in this predicament in the first place.  Otherwise, I wouldn't be hanging out with you and the rest of the lovely people here since I was told that I couldn't get preggers if he only put the head in  :o

But back to the topic at hand...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c7Ec_PZL7-8/UC1mlYhusTI/AAAAAAABZd0/hj5_D_viFfk/s1600/tom+brady+3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Hellraiser on January 11, 2013, 07:27:09 pm
This thread needs more pictures of actual hot cowboys.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 11, 2013, 07:30:11 pm

But back to the topic at hand...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c7Ec_PZL7-8/UC1mlYhusTI/AAAAAAABZd0/hj5_D_viFfk/s1600/tom+brady+3.jpg)

That Brady? ohhh yum. Makes ma knees weak. Too bad JJ is gonna bang on that beautiful face.  :-[
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Ann on January 11, 2013, 08:16:26 pm
This thread needs more pictures of actual hot cowboys.

Here ya go hun, just for you:

(http://shoutitforlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/74059-toy-story-woody-stand-up.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Hellraiser on January 11, 2013, 08:22:51 pm
Here ya go hun, just for you:

(http://shoutitforlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/74059-toy-story-woody-stand-up.jpg)

I'd hit it.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 11, 2013, 10:48:45 pm
I'd hit it.

Ummm....  I'm guessing there ain't much you wouldn't hit, right??   ;)

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 11, 2013, 10:56:28 pm
I wouldn't wanna run the risk of being beat down by Mitch and the rest of the people who lust for your __________ [fill in as you see fit.]

microscopic nuts and pencil-thick wiener.  Apparently some of these gals can be easily fooled by his sagging triceps and supple man-boobs.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 11, 2013, 10:58:08 pm
Ummm....  I'm guessing there ain't much you wouldn't hit, right??   ;)


Tell me about it.

Let us not forget that her nickname is "truck-stop LaTreya."
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Hellraiser on January 12, 2013, 09:19:45 am
Ummm....  I'm guessing there ain't much you wouldn't hit, right??   ;)

M

My reputation was earned after years of hard work and dedication.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Ann on January 12, 2013, 10:10:01 am
I'd hit it.

Ummm....  I'm guessing there ain't much you wouldn't hit, right??   ;)

M

I seem to remember someone here relating how he, as a young boy, used his GI Joe to ... um ... pleasure himself internally. Fortunately (for the person involved) I cannot remember who, exactly, confessed to this guilty pleasure.

Maybe it was Trey?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: klassykitty on January 12, 2013, 10:13:11 am
I realize it is a Cowgirls thread.  But I only have one thing to say about the BRONCOS vs ravens today.
GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Whoopsy sorry, I guess it should have said cowboys.
Even better I have off work and will be watching the BRONCOS tear out raven feathers  at a ravens house.

Michelle 8)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 12, 2013, 10:20:29 am
I seem to remember someone here relating how he, as a young boy, used his GI Joe to ... um ... pleasure himself internally. Fortunately (for the person involved) I cannot remember who, exactly, confessed to this guilty pleasure.

Maybe it was Trey?

Are you sure you aren't confusing your dolls? ;D

I once stuck a Han Solo action figure up my butt, as an eleven year old.

Later on, I melted it in the family fireplace, as an exciting conclusion to my seven-part snow Star Wars festival.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Ann on January 12, 2013, 10:28:17 am
Are you sure you aren't confusing your dolls? ;D


Why yes, I do believe I did! I had a feeling it was that dirty-monkey-sex guy.... 

Sorry Jonathan! ;D



By the way, Wolfie, how did you find that so fast?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 12, 2013, 10:33:43 am
Why yes, I do believe I did! I had a feeling it was that dirty-monkey-sex guy.... 

Sorry Jonathan! ;D



By the way, Wolfie, how did you find that so fast?

MissP taught me early on to make specific notes about our members in order to humiliate them in the future.  :)  I have all the "good stuff" hyper-linked in an excel spreadsheet, with the ability to cross reference using quad data polls.

Modified to add;

Heading out to facilitate a Texas Holdem tournament at the post.  I think we should change it to Ohio Holdem. 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Jeff G on January 12, 2013, 10:39:56 am
may god have mercy on us all . 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 12, 2013, 10:41:17 am
may god have mercy on us all .

I also secretly took compromising photos, please don't make me use them. ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Jeff G on January 12, 2013, 10:43:43 am
I also secretly took compromising photos, please don't make me use them. ;D

OH please ... my junk has seen as much air time as Fred Sanfords so post away .
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Ann on January 12, 2013, 11:31:50 am
may god have mercy on us all . 

May dog have mercury in the fall.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 12, 2013, 12:44:42 pm
MissP taught me early on to make specific notes about our members in order to humiliate them in the future.

My aim is only to enlighten, never to humiliate.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Jeff G on January 12, 2013, 12:48:01 pm

And protect us from lightning bolts ^ .



may god have mercy on us all .
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 12, 2013, 09:00:15 pm
Denver/ Baltimore. HOLY SHIT. a-m-a-z-i-n-g game! Baltimore wins it in second OT.

I'm not real happy about this because Houston will have to play Baltimore in 2 weeks (after they humiliate the Pats tomorrow), and I thought Houston would have an easier go playing Denver. But it is what it is.

btw, my new crush is Baltimores Joe Flaco. BEAQUTIFUL, Amirite ladies?

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/Joe_flacco_kevinmoore.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 12, 2013, 10:10:54 pm

btw, my new crush is Baltimores Joe Flaco. BEAQUTIFUL, Amirite ladies?

That's because he grew up across the Delaware River from me. And his last name has two "c"'s, Mary. Learn some Italian.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 12, 2013, 11:23:55 pm
That's because he grew up across the Delaware River from me. And his last name has two "c"'s, Mary. Learn some Italian.

I must confess I may have touched myself during the game.

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 12, 2013, 11:32:46 pm
Denver/ Baltimore. HOLY SHIT. a-m-a-z-i-n-g game! Baltimore wins it in second OT.

I'm not real happy about this because Houston will have to play Baltimore in 2 weeks (after they humiliate the Pats tomorrow), and I thought Houston would have an easier go playing Denver. But it is what it is.

btw, my new crush is Baltimores Joe Flaco. BEAQUTIFUL, Amirite ladies?

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/Joe_flacco_kevinmoore.jpg)

You're new pretty boy will be outclassed by the hottie Brady IN FOXBORO next week. 
Suck it Texas

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Ann on January 13, 2013, 07:13:45 am

I must confess I may have touched myself during the game.


Picking your nose, no doubt. ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 13, 2013, 11:25:40 am
Picking your nose, no doubt. ;D

No, that's too risky.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 05:25:30 pm
all of the chatter on the testosterone thread has frightened me into tuning into the BIG game. ;D
i love those cute butt slaps.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Jeff G on January 13, 2013, 05:29:24 pm
all of the chatter on the testosterone thread has frightened me into tuning into the BIG game. ;D
i love those cute butt slaps.

I figured you more of an icescapades guy  ;) .
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 13, 2013, 05:32:07 pm
I figured you more of an icescapades guy  ;) .

That is just too rude, but incredibly funny. ;D
all of the chatter on the testosterone thread has frightened me into tuning into the BIG game. ;D
i love those cute butt slaps.

I have always enjoyed the shower room interviews myself.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 05:32:26 pm
I figured you more of an icescapades guy  ;) .
ooh, ooh...
is that on now? :)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 05:33:25 pm
That is just too rude, but incredibly funny. ;D
I have always enjoyed the shower room interviews myself.
note to self:
watch more football.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 13, 2013, 05:34:31 pm
You cocksuckers are like so full of fail -- it's Golden Globes night and you should be watching Live from the Red Carpet on E! in 25 minutes. ::)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 05:35:27 pm
You cocksuckers are like so full of fail -- it's Golden Globes night and you should be watching Live from the Red Carpet on E! in 25 minutes. ::)
hey, we still have 25 minutes. >:(
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 13, 2013, 05:38:54 pm
hey, we still have 25 minutes. >:(

Just enough time to mix my Skinny Girl™ cocktail and slip into my Marimekko moo moo.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 05:42:05 pm
btw,
my memory is pretty bad these days.

why is this thread still titled "the official forums dallas cowgirl thread"?

sorry wumps,
but i sell salt grinders for a living. :)

ps- still awfully "testy" on the other thread.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 13, 2013, 05:51:03 pm
Just enough time to mix my Skinny Girl™ cocktail and slip into my Marimekko moo moo.

Here is a link I've bookmarked and looked at several times today.  Thought about spending my entire monthly budget on these awesome loafers.  I oh so love them.  What's your opinion, I know you like Cavali wear?

http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Roberto-Cavalli-Mens-Devore-Nero-Abrasivato-Loafers/7584052/product.html
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 05:53:10 pm
hmmm.....
Houston 3
NE 17

i think i hear the roar of the margarita blender in texas.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 13, 2013, 05:59:20 pm
Here is a link I've bookmarked and looked at several times today.  Thought about spending my entire monthly budget on these awesome loafers.  I oh so love them.  What's your opinion, I know you like Cavali wear?

http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Roberto-Cavalli-Mens-Devore-Nero-Abrasivato-Loafers/7584052/product.html

Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers (http://www.tods.com/us/shopmen/shoes/driving-shoes/gommino-leather-moccasin-loafers-3). They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 06:04:11 pm
skinny girl cocktail?
loafers?

have you girl checked your T lately? 8)

btw,
what channel was the ice capades on?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Jeff G on January 13, 2013, 06:07:43 pm
Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers (http://www.tods.com/us/shopmen/shoes/driving-shoes/gommino-leather-moccasin-loafers-3). They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.

I dang near bought a pair of those in Destin Florida at the outlet mall during New Years . That's the price but they were 75 % off ... I loved the green and red ones too . I couldn't make up my mind so I didn't buy them and by the time we got ready to leave the mall I forgot about them . I did buy a pair of Cole Haan loafers so it wasn't a bust . 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 13, 2013, 06:11:43 pm
Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football 8) Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?

-Will

Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 13, 2013, 06:13:30 pm
while some real men talk Football
Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.

Real men don't have pea-sized testicles. Try again, Mary. Or are you sloshed right now from tequila?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 13, 2013, 06:45:25 pm
I'll be damned, someone finally grew a pair. :o
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 13, 2013, 06:46:56 pm
Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers (http://www.tods.com/us/shopmen/shoes/driving-shoes/gommino-leather-moccasin-loafers-3). They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.

I already have a pair very similar to those.  I bought them on sale in Seattle and I love them.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 13, 2013, 07:11:58 pm
Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football 8) Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?

-Will

Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.

Hmmmmm...  what's that sound I hear??  Sounds a bit like a wimpering queen down in Texas........ 

The game isn't done, but 38-13 is pretty close to a repeat of the last visit up north for those sorry assed Texans................

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on January 13, 2013, 07:19:49 pm
Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football 8) Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?

-Will

Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.

(http://i.imgur.com/f8Xdf.gif)

READ HIS LIPS
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 13, 2013, 07:23:50 pm
TEXAS=HUMILIATED x 2
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 13, 2013, 07:25:17 pm
Did the Texan section suddenly go awfully quiet?   "CRICKETS"
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 13, 2013, 07:48:27 pm
Willy,  oh Willy.......  Where are you?  I am beginning to think that Houston doesn't really like Foxboro...........  Ah we'll, real men know how to win........

Time for you to switch to that red carpet stuff.......  More your speed!

Hugs,
M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 07:51:17 pm
anybody need a salt grinder?
at cost? ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 13, 2013, 07:54:37 pm
Willy,  oh Willy.......  Where are you?  I am beginning to think that Houston doesn't really like Foxboro...........  Ah we'll, real men know how to win........

Time for you to switch to that red carpet stuff.......  More your speed!

Hugs,
M

She's been texting me her last ditch hope, which I assume is quickly turning to despair. (I'm only following the score on yahoo-sports in order to taunt her)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 13, 2013, 07:56:42 pm
She's been texting me her last ditch hope, which I assume is quickly turning to despair. (I'm only following the score on yahoo-sports in order to taunt her)

Yes, I am getting the same texts.....  Too bad - 41-28. FINAL

Edited to add her last text to me:  "we were ROBBED". Yeah, robbed of talent
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 07:57:50 pm
wumpy can't see the keyboard through his tears.
so sad. :'(
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 08:04:08 pm
wumpy lost his balls in more ways than 2.

ps-"love you mom"! ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 13, 2013, 08:06:30 pm
Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly.......  I fear for her well-being now
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 13, 2013, 08:07:57 pm
Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly.......  I fear for her well-being now
a sick girl.  :(
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 14, 2013, 04:49:30 pm
Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly.......  I fear for her well-being now

Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.

But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.

-W
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 14, 2013, 05:05:10 pm
Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.

But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.

-W
that thick yank stink air is oil from texas.
boy, you are reaching. :)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 14, 2013, 05:31:45 pm
Texas, land of the eternal brush fire -- I mean how good can the air quality be down there? Last time I had to change planes in Houston I went outside the terminal and could barely breathe.

ps: it's one degree warmer right now here that it is in San Antonio LOL
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 14, 2013, 05:58:18 pm
Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.

But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.

-W

Oh you poor, sweet, demented queen.......

If you think HOUSTON has cleaner air than Foxboro, well, I'm at a loss for words actually -- and any who knows me understand how RARE that is...........

Houston is surrounded by refineries and chemical companies -- Foxboro is a bucolic New England town -- you know, simple white church in the town center with a nice green space in the middle.......

Poor thing -- When gorgeous Tom Brady is holding (his fourth) Vince Lombardi trophy on 2/3/13 in that southern hotspot of New Orleans, well -- I'll send you some tissues baby.....!   

Hmmmm??  Maybe Trey will get a chance to "hit that" while Tom's in town.....

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: klassykitty on January 20, 2013, 12:15:02 pm
Since this is the only football thread I can find, I''m posting it here

GO PATRIOTS!!!!! 
Rip them Ravens feathers out, tar them and beat the hell out of them. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 Michelle  8)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 20, 2013, 03:24:17 pm
Since this is the only football thread I can find, I''m posting it here

GO PATRIOTS!!!!! 
Rip them Ravens feathers out, tar them and beat the hell out of them. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 Michelle  8)

WHO CARES!

After last weekend there are no good teams left in the playoffs this year >:(
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 20, 2013, 06:08:22 pm
49ERS BABY! ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 20, 2013, 06:10:48 pm
WHO CARES!

there are no good teams in the playoffs this year >:(

The cream rises to the top and I ain't talking about your backside.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 20, 2013, 06:25:44 pm
49ERS BABY! ;D

I was actually rooting for the 49'ers. Colin Kaepernick is such the dreamboat  :P
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 20, 2013, 06:53:26 pm
WHO CARES!

After last weekend there are no good teams left in the playoffs this year >:(
brat. ::) ::) :)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 20, 2013, 06:55:36 pm
brat. ::) ::) :)

as Cartman would say ...

"Screw you guys...I'm going home"
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 20, 2013, 08:33:54 pm
but the West Coast cream, will curdle in the Dome, when up against the Cream of the NFL Crop -- from New England, of course.....

Texans, need NOT apply
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 20, 2013, 08:55:15 pm
but the West Coast cream, will curdle in the Dome, when up against the Cream of the NFL Crop -- from New England, of course.....

Texans, need NOT apply

Baltimore just might eat that Boston Cream Pie.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 20, 2013, 09:02:07 pm
Baltimore just might eat that Boston Cream Pie.

If the New England defense doesn't pick it u, you may be right.  The way to beat the Patriots is to keep Brady off the field...... And that is what Baltimore is doing right now.  But there is one more quarter

BTW Wumpy - notice how I don't make crazy claims when my team has issues........

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: bocker3 on January 20, 2013, 09:22:23 pm
I am afraid that NE picked a bad time for a bad game........   Don't know where their real team is this half......  I fear their season is almost over

M
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 20, 2013, 09:30:34 pm
Yep, it's over. Oh well we already beat the Pats this year.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 20, 2013, 09:53:17 pm
Shouldn't you folks be watching the pre-inauguration coverage? Where are your priorities?

AND HOW ABOUT MOBAMA'S BANGS??? ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 20, 2013, 10:15:16 pm
But how cool is it that 2 brothers will be coaching against each other in the Super Bowl!

Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 21, 2013, 06:57:04 am
Shouldn't you folks be watching the pre-inauguration coverage? Where are your priorities?

AND HOW ABOUT MOBAMA'S BANGS??? ;D

You can talk bangs, baubles and Bieber with Heidi. Let the men discuss football.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 21, 2013, 10:27:19 am
Let the men discuss football.

Zackly.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 21, 2013, 10:30:13 am
Men? LOL... k

Would that be the one with copious hemorrhoids and anal fissures from sticking Kegel Balls up her anus 24/7 while shitting out a dozen donuts?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 21, 2013, 12:35:13 pm
Men? LOL... k

Would that be the one with copious hemorrhoids and anal fissures from sticking Kegel Balls up her anus 24/7 while shitting out a dozen donuts?

Bahahahah. Hey, since you is up get me a beer.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 21, 2013, 02:51:36 pm
Bahahahah. Hey, since you is up get me a beer.

I don't have any beer here at the moment, but if I did it would naturally be an obscure local craft beer. However, I'm happy to make you a vodka and Fever-Tree ginger beer cocktail with a lemon wedge, and a Camel Light. I also have three types of wine, one Spanish white, and Italian red, and a French red. Fancy cheese and serrano ham too!

Hey, we can even watch Shame or Weekend on Blu-Ray. And I have Kettle Corn. But do me a favor and leave the Kegel Balls at home, k?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 21, 2013, 03:32:26 pm
I don't have any beer here at the moment, but if I did it would naturally be an obscure local craft beer. However, I'm happy to make you a vodka and Fever-Tree ginger beer cocktail with a lemon wedge, and a Camel Light. I also have three types of wine, one Spanish white, and Italian red, and a French red. Fancy cheese and serrano ham too!

Hey, we can even watch Shame or Weekend on Blu-Ray. And I have Kettle Corn. But do me a favor and leave the Kegel Balls at home, k?

I bet your mother made you wear moisturizing gloves to bed. Why don't you have us over for a Super Bowl Party? Local beer will do. Don't get too fancy. You might serve us pork with a Spanish name, but we all know entrails are entrails.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: klassykitty on January 21, 2013, 07:27:24 pm
I guess since I live in Ravens Country, I should go with them.  So................
GO Ravens.  (Now maybe they will lose. :)

Won't be able to watch the superbowl since I have to work,so I will request to work at the Bijoux Terner kiosk and can watch it from there.  (I know, I spelled Bijoux Terner wrong.)

 8)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 21, 2013, 07:38:11 pm
At least the Super Bowl isn't on my birthday this year. My 40th birthday was completely ruined by it. I had just moved to Philadelphia two months before the event, and of course that year the Eagles were in it. Basically all restaurants shut down, and the few that were open were sports bars. So I had my fucking 40th birthday in a soul food restaurant and only one other table had people eating, the rest were at the bar watching the game and WERE REALLY LOUD. The Eagles lost by 3 and if you guess that I could have cared less you'd be right.

I was so over it. I should have gone back to NYC for it but I'd already had to go back up once to pay some fee for something.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 21, 2013, 08:11:20 pm
I really hope that this thread suffers a quick and forgettable death.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 21, 2013, 08:41:36 pm
I really hope that this thread suffers a quick and forgettable death.
hey rev,
we could always go another route and hijack this thread by talking about how much we enjoy "skirmishes" (is that the term?) and butt pats.
NO girlie girl stuff like loafer designers. :o

ps - no offense to previous posters who tried to be manly like me! tee hee. ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 21, 2013, 10:15:44 pm
hey rev,
we could always go another route and hijack this thread by talking about how much we enjoy "skirmishes" (is that the term?) and butt pats.


Lets talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  The uhmaaaazing Paris Hilton was on it tonight.  I like super adore that fake bimbette without any grace. Or talent. Like totes. 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: mitch777 on January 21, 2013, 10:23:13 pm
Lets talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  The uhmaaaazing Paris Hilton was on it tonight.  I like super adore that fake bimbette without any grace. Or talent. Like totes.
did you mean uggs? ;D
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Jeff G on January 21, 2013, 11:03:45 pm
I love watching R Hilton move , she's got moves like a stop action animation figure model . It really cracks me up .
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 21, 2013, 11:07:41 pm
And she said she'd be in concert in Brazil!!  Lak OEMGEE!!  And closing for La Lopez nonetheless.  The level of talent at that show was simply intoxicating.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Hellraiser on January 26, 2013, 09:53:53 am
I really hope that this thread suffers a quick and forgettable death.

I'm with you.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 26, 2013, 10:00:06 am
Go Niners!
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 27, 2013, 11:45:04 am
Go Niners!

For once we actually agree on something. Go Niners! (and sexy Colin).

Ps- I got some pretty dope numbers in a pool that pays $200/quarter. ;)

-Will
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 27, 2013, 03:52:02 pm
For once we actually agree on something. Go Niners! (and sexy Colin).

Ps- I got some pretty dope numbers in a pool that pays $200/quarter. ;)

-Will

Thanks for reminding me I need to go get my numbers.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 27, 2013, 05:34:19 pm
SF Quarterback Colin Kaepernick's biological mother tries to contact him now that he's a famous sportstar...he ain't so down with it.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2013-01-26/colin-kaepernick-mom-adopted-mother-heidi-russo-49ers-qb-super-bowl-2013

PS-  here's something for the ladies  ;)...

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/158864482-jpg_203627.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 27, 2013, 05:40:24 pm
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS TONIGHT!!! RED CARPET BEGINS IN 20 MINUTES!
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: red_Dragon888 on January 27, 2013, 06:12:05 pm
SF Quarterback Colin Kaepernick's biological mother tries to contact him now that he's a famous sportstar...he ain't so down with it.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2013-01-26/colin-kaepernick-mom-adopted-mother-heidi-russo-49ers-qb-super-bowl-2013

PS-  here's something for the ladies  ;)...

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/158864482-jpg_203627.jpg)
Come on, don't hate.  call your mom.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Dachshund on January 27, 2013, 06:37:09 pm
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS TONIGHT!!! RED CARPET BEGINS IN 20 MINUTES!

Grab us a beer before you leave Mary.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 27, 2013, 06:38:28 pm
Grab us a beer before you leave Mary.

and that bowl of pretzels.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 27, 2013, 06:41:48 pm
Grab us a beer before you leave Mary.

and that bowl of pretzels.

The two of you are making such a lovely couple.  Who woulda thought?


Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 27, 2013, 06:51:43 pm
The two of you are making such a lovely couple.  Who woulda thought?

uhh. No. We only come together for football season, and even then it's tenuous.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 27, 2013, 07:02:35 pm
Did anyone catch the episode of Cash Cab with the 2 young gay dudes who were asked a question about San Fran's football team?

It was a riot watching them discuss 69ers.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 27, 2013, 07:04:10 pm
Did anyone catch the episode of Cash Cab with the 2 young gay dudes who were asked a question about San Fran's football team?

It was a riot watching them discuss 69ers.

Was MissP in the cab?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: wolfter on January 27, 2013, 07:05:44 pm
Was MissP in the cab?

No, but she waved to the cab since it was shot in her neighborhood.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 31, 2013, 07:23:11 pm
This is my new favorite Super Bowl REporter...


Reporter at Super Bowl venue asks passer by if she has an STD..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/new-orleans-super-bowl-reporter-drunk-std_n_2591010.html?utm_hp_ref=media&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false#sb=1683243,b=facebook
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 31, 2013, 07:33:24 pm
Oh, Wumpetta... did you vote heads or tails at Papa Johns?  You get a free fake pizza if you get it right, dough boy.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 31, 2013, 07:35:34 pm
Oh, you just know that the pizza in Texas sucks.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 31, 2013, 07:36:23 pm
Oh, Wumpetta... did you vote heads or tails at Papa Johns?  You get a free fake pizza if you get it right, dough boy.

I did that last year, but dont remember winning a pizza. I dont even think I went back and checked. Plus I cant tell you the last time I ate Pizza. Its not my favorite.
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 31, 2013, 07:37:10 pm
Oh, you just know that the pizza in Texas sucks.

Agreed. Good thing I dont care for it all that much
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 31, 2013, 07:40:31 pm
Agreed. Good thing I dont care for it all that much

Probably coz all you've ever had is dough made with corn, rolled by an Egyptian, and sprinkled with heavy amounts of salt and gravy.

Further proof that, as noted elsewhere by Philicia, you have never set foot in NYC. 
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: WillyWump on January 31, 2013, 07:43:58 pm


Further proof that, as noted elsewhere by Philicia, you have never set foot in NYC.

You really wanna go there? I have set foot in NYC no less than 20 times. Used to go every year just to attend the AIDSwalk Fundraiser at Prohibition (even before I was poz), Remember my pic of me and Regan partying it up?? hmmm?
Title: Re: The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 31, 2013, 07:44:19 pm
Agreed. Good thing I dont care for it all that much

I didn't care for it much either until I moved to NYC. Sorry, you've just not had good pizza. Come up for a visit and I'll take you to Osteria (http://www.osteriaphilly.com/) which regularly makes national Top 25 lists. Can't beat the one with cotechino and baked egg or the one with octopus.

Or if in NYC go here (http://www.ottopizzeria.com/) (though naturally I know some killer places in Brooklyn)