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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: ademas on February 16, 2007, 11:56:43 am
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NASCAR.
I would rather watch paint dry.
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I love it because its so freakin loud it takes my mind off of everything else. You gotta go in person to understand. Of course living in Indianapolis not far from the track you just kind of fall into being a fan.
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Why do rednecks "do it" doggie style? So they can both watch nascar while they f*cK.
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LOL @ Dan.
I went to the Talladega speedway once when I was in high school; our band was playing for some race....it was about 500 degrees on that pavement, and all that LOUD noise and the fumes from the fuel made us all incredibly sick....
I've never had any desire to go back.
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i tried watching it once. Got so bored I fell asleep. I like most sports but watching those cars go round and round.....just couldnt do it.
Teresa
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You know I never thought about the doggie style thing. No more missed races for me. Thanks for the idea ;D
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Hunh? What? I'm sorry. I was watching NASCAR and must have nodded off. What were you saying?
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Where's are the voting buttons for this poll? :)
Nascar - YUCK. Just my two cents.
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Where's are the voting buttons for this poll? :)
Nascar - YUCK. Just my two cents.
Actually...I was thinking more along the lines of "Things You Don't Get"...not so much a NASCAR bash.
Once again, I didn't explain well enough...
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It was pretty interesting when some guy named Dale hit the wall in turn 3 at Daytona..... or was it turn 4? Damn it may have been turn 2 I think... ::)
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Dale Jr is hot...I want his body... ;D
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If you think NASCAR is boring try watching Soccer on Sunday and prentending to be into it and many time neither team score and that pisses me off even more.
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Actually...I was thinking more along the lines of "Things You Don't Get"...not so much a NASCAR bash.
Once again, I didn't explain well enough...
Ah ah... things I don't get:
Nascar would definately be one.
Wanting to pimp out a crappy car or truck.
Decaf coffee.
Jeans that don't fit and show but crack.
Ultralight cigarettes.
Low-fat diets.
Just to name a few :)
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Ah ah... things I don't get:
1 Nascar would definately be one.
2 Wanting to pimp out a crappy car or truck.
3 Decaf coffee.
4 Jeans that don't fit and show but crack.
5 Ultralight cigarettes.
6 Low-fat diets.
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7. Clothes for dogs.
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8. Mariah Carey
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9. The election and re-election of George W. Bush
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10. Camilla Parker ....who?
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11. Golf ???
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12. Tyra Banks show
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13. The View...Barbara Walters ...the whole thing
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14. The concept of "pimping my ride"
Is this something I need to be doing, and can this be applied to vehicles of public transportation? And, if not ...
as I am currently not driving, can I pimp my ride's ride..?
:-\
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15 Geico Commercials >:(
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11. Golf ???
hey cph - oprah winfrey asked men to explain the appeal of golf on her show and they said it's a way to hang out with the guys and compete with them ("men love competition" one said) in a relaxing atmosphere
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I love going to NASCAR races or any car races for that matter. There are more cute guys there then you'll see in a gay bar in a year. Now the guys on here that are into women, your fantasizing will go wild. ;D
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hey cph - oprah winfrey asked men to explain the appeal of golf on her show and they said it's a way to hang out with the guys and compete with them ("men love competition" one said) in a relaxing atmosphere
Hmm interesting. Still it's the most boring waste of time I've ever seen, so I guess whatever floats their boats
...Corey
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Hey Rod,
It ain't just NASCAR either for the guy watching. It's any form of motorsports. If you like the big red necky sort, mud bogs and tractor pulls are absolutely the BEST. I used to do some mud racing, and it was a lot of fun, the hot guys were the icing on the cake. Drag Races (the CAR kind!) can be fun, but tend to attract the younger pimply faced crowd. Not my bag. Maybe it goes back to my high school days of driving my brothers '71 Road Runner 440 Six-Pack, and later on a Caddy Eldorado with a 500 in it and nitrous. Street racing is sooo illegal, and sooo much fun....
Capt Carl (who wants to put a 413 into his '57 DeSoto wagon very badly)
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Carl, I'm from farm country so what do you think? Yes, I use to pull at the tractor pull an Allis Chalmers 190xt. Bog racing is fun to watch but damn if I would want to clean them up afterwards.
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1 Nascar would definately be one.
2 Wanting to pimp out a crappy car or truck.
3 Decaf coffee.
4 Jeans that don't fit and show but crack.
5 Ultralight cigarettes.
6 Low-fat diets.
7. Clothes for dogs.
8. Mariah Carey
9. The election and re-election of George W. Bush
10. Camilla Parker ....who?
11. Golf
12. Tyra Banks show
13. The View...Barbara Walters ...the whole thing
14. The concept of "pimping my ride"
15 Geico Commercials
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16. Crystal meth (never, never, NEVER!!)
LOL @ #9, when he's gone you can celebrate
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17. The ugly Justin Timberlake, who also has a terrible singing voice.
18. The calf-length shorts worn by basketball players.
19. The Super Bowl. And all the butt-patting in football.
20. The baggy calf-length so-called bathing suits worn by most straight men.
21. Snow (especially in the city).
22. Five-inch dangling foreskins.
23. Smegma-lovers.
24. So-called pop music with no melody.
25. All the shrieking and melismatics on "American Idol."
26. Log Cabin Republicans.
27. Adam Sandler.
28. Dignity (the organization).
29. Milk.
30. HRCF.
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31. Mutual Masturbation. I can do that myself. When someone else is there, there best be more going on than a handy!!!
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32. Restaurant reviews .....that "je ne sais quoi"
33. Fisting
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33. Bobby Flay
34. Drunk Drivers
35. People with no sense of humor (ever)
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36. Rapcore
37. Fox News
38. Scat
39. Jackass (in all of its incarnations)
40. The Da Vinci Code
41. Camera phones
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42. Designer Label Bottled Water
43. Water Bars
44. Phones so small my cat could swallow one.
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33. Fisting with Bobby Flay (I hear he uses Crisco)
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45. People who eat at Taco Bell
46. Fur Coats
47. Cocaine
48. Caviar
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49. PETA...I actually saw them picketing a French restaurant here...I think it had something to do with creulty to geese..you know: pate de fois gras
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50. The American health care system
51. Jaegermeister
52. Musicals
53. "Intelligent design"
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54. Gwen Stefani (oh someone needs to explain this to me please)
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54. Gwen Stefani (oh someone needs to explain this to me please)
No one can.
She violates all known laws of physics.
Looking at Gwen Stefani is like trying to peer into the event horizon of a black hole...
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54. Gwen Stefani (oh someone needs to explain this to me please)
Hey IHH, man oh man, what's not to get?? Gwen is a self-procliamed "loser from Anaheim"! :-*
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55. Sniffing Glue
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56. Sniffing flowers. Pollen extravaganza...
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57. This thread.
From NASCAR (ho hum...) to the delicate scent of an evening rose?
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58. Jennifer Lopez marrying Marc Anthony. (this one is a mystery to me)
59. Starbuck's prices
60. Boo Radley
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60. Boo Radley
The line starts at the far back left, around the block into the Warehouse District, the CBD, the French Quarter, and the Fauborg Marigny.
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The line starts at the far back left, around the block into the Warehouse District, the CBD, the French Quarter, and the Fauborg Marigny.
Grab a number! Get in line!
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Grab a number! Get in line!
Girl the line is too long I have number 1,342.
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Girl the line is too long I have number 1,342.
You must have found that on the ground. We just admitted number 625364745836251276127128 5 minutes ago.
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I personally don't understand the fascination with NASCAR racing either. My aunt and uncle love it.
And at every family function my 12-year old nephew ALWAYZ has to be worshipping the devil-box while football or baseball is on; I've decide next function if the tv is on I'm turning around and leaving - major annoying ;)
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61. "clove" cigarettes
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62. Chewing tobacco
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63. Linkin Park
???
LINKIN PARK SUCKS!!! >:( :D
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Benj, NO you did not list Musicals! LOL ;)
My friend Kevin (who's gay also) can't stand musicals. I don't get it......to me LIFE is a big musical! :-*
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LINKIN PARK SUCKS!!!
They do NOT!!
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Benj, NO you did not list Musicals! LOL ;)
My friend Kevin (who's gay also) can't stand musicals. I don't get it......to me LIFE is a big musical! :-*
I don't like musicals! I can't help it!
Your friend Kevin has good taste. :D
The only musical I really like is the Buffy episode "Once More With Feeling" because it essentially says that musicals are evil and demonic. ;)
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I don't like musicals! I can't help it!
I submit that you are not gay. Not at all. Not one bit. Not really.
You live with a woman; y'all behave like a couple.
So screw up your nose, dive into the stinky, and start swinging from the other side of the plate.
Otherwise, say you're sorry, promise to watch Hugh Jackman in 'Oklahoma' ten times, and maybe Team CornholeTM will let you stay.
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I submit that you are not gay. Not at all. Not one bit. Not really.
You live with a woman; y'all behave like a couple.
So screw up your nose, dive into the stinky, and start swinging from the other side of the plate.
Otherwise, say you're sorry, promise to watch Hugh Jackman in 'Oklahoma' ten times, and maybe Team CornholeTM will let you stay.
But the penis! The penis!
I have been told this before that I'm not really gay.
I blame it on poor parenting, myself...
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You may be functionally homosexual, but you are not factually homosexual.
You've just been......um.....er......misguided.
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You may be functionally homosexual, but you are not factually homosexual.
You've just been......um.....er......misguided.
You can't spell "function" without "fun." ;)
And as regards to factually... I quote Stephen Colbert. "Facts may change, but my opinion never does."
;D
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I feel the need to burst into song here.......
;)
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Just watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIuCh0TqJAE
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Someone said golf?
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Geico commercials? I hate em.
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I don't get the football thing either. Okay, occasionally I stop to get a glimpse of a jock strap if they are wearing the see through tights. I mean there is the cacophony, they start, they stop, they start, they stop, you know someone is going to win and someone is going to lose. And then they pay three people(I'm guessing a good bit) to discuss just how much so and so was off this game and will so and so be able to perform like he did last time, why can't the team get it together.
And then, in the sauna at the gym, it's just the main topic. It's as if these people live for football. You think any of these football players spend this much time talking about strangers. Okay, I do know that Jason Sehorn(not sure about spelling of his last name here, illiteracy police)does good things for people, like making housing affordable for people and he's quite good looking, as his his wife Angie Harmon. And how often do you hear anyone talk about what he's done?
And I remember my father telling me that soaps aren't real, implying that I shouldn't be watching. Meanwhile, football was the topic of dinner conversation. You think he ever asked how G.I Joe was doing or the neighbor's barbie down the street? Okay, I had hot wheels, too. And the G.I. Joe was mine. I even had the plastic one that came with a shark, in addition to the one with the life like beard that talked when you pulled his string.
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Who are you to judge me? (Remember Dorothy at the library?)