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Title: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 02:50:44 am: Its adorable. I wish I knew how to post pics on here.
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 03, 2011, 03:28:10 am: Quote from: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 02:50:44 am
Its adorable. I wish I knew how to post pics on here.

It's easy. You take the url to the image:

http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/2/24/80880181.jpg

and enclose it in the
Code: [Select]
[img]linkgoeshere[/img] tags and you get:

(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/2/24/80880181.jpg)

Enjoy! :)

Note: to get it centred I used the formatting tags but that might be a bit advanced for you at this stage.

MtD
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Ann on January 03, 2011, 07:14:07 am: Thanks for that vomit-inducing photo, Matty. I'm going to send Vester and FatBoy over to your house to piss on your pillow and shit in your shoes. They're just the cats for the job. I'd send Phlea too, but she's a little too old and decrepit to make such a long journey. It's a pity too, because her shit really stinks. Like you would not believe.

My cats are nuts about catnip too. FatBoy even goes over to our next-door neighbours and regularly raids their supply, with a little help from their cat Trouble. I keep our stash locked up and give it to them once or twice a week as a treat. I've got some photos somewhere.... don't really feel like digging them out right now due to a rare hangover. I think someone put a pheasant in my Highland Poacher last night. ;D
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: WillyWump on January 03, 2011, 10:14:45 am: My MattMatt is crazy over catnip. I buy those little colored mice with catnip in them and they ony last about a day before he rips them open to get at the catnip. But what's even weirder is he is nuts for "Icy Hot" and Carmex. I cannot use Carmex anymore because I get attacked by the cat, and the Icy Hot is even worse he starts going in circles and attacking anything that moves.

You should try the Icy Hot, just open the lid and let them sniff it. Such fun getting your cat hopped up on Icy Hot. good times.

-W
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 01:37:04 pm: Thank you Matty for that graphic depiction of cat-ricide and helpful tutorial. Too bad there's not a way to link directly from my desktop though. My felines responded to that horiffic image by vomitting all over my favorite dining-room throw rug, so thank you ::).

I think I'll try the icy-hot suggestion. There's not accounting for feline taste. They also enjoy large paper bags and cardboard boxes. Currently, they've taken to drinking the water out of my bamboo pots, despite having their own filtered water changed daily.

EDIT: Is that a dingo on the left?
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 03, 2011, 04:47:02 pm: Quote from: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 01:37:04 pm
Thank you Matty for that graphic depiction of cat-ricide and helpful tutorial. Too bad there's not a way to link directly from my desktop though. My felines responded to that horiffic image by vomitting all over my favorite dining-room throw rug, so thank you ::).

I live to serve. You now have some ideas on how to replace your soiled throw rug.

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EDIT: Is that a dingo on the left?

Nope. The only dingo pelt I have is slightly burned and smells of regret and cheap white wine.

MtD
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Rev. Moon on January 03, 2011, 05:04:34 pm: Quote from: Matty the Damned on January 03, 2011, 04:47:02 pm

Nope. The only dingo pelt I have is slightly burned and smells of regret and cheap white wine.

MtD

We need video evidence, please.
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 08:33:28 pm: Quote from: Matty the Damned on January 03, 2011, 04:47:02 pm
I live to serve. You now have some ideas on how to replace your soiled throw rug.

Nope. The only dingo pelt I have is slightly burned and smells of regret and cheap white wine.

MtD

wallaby then?
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 03, 2011, 08:36:55 pm: Quote from: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 08:33:28 pm
wallaby then?

Wallaby a sonovabitch.

It's cat. A particularly silky, ginger cat. :)

MtD
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 03, 2011, 08:52:27 pm: It's a good thing I put Matty on "ignore" and can't see his posts.
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Basquo on January 03, 2011, 09:23:14 pm: Quote from: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 01:37:04 pm
They also enjoy large paper bags and cardboard boxes.

Most cats do. When I was a kid I use to wait until they got all the way in the sack, then roll down the top and carry them around the house only to open the top and proudly proclaim (usually in front of company) "The cat's out of the bag now!"

Actually I did that up into my 20's.
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 09:29:06 pm: Quote from: Miss Philicia on January 03, 2011, 08:52:27 pm
It's a good thing I put Matty on "ignore" and can't see his posts.

??? Was this directed at me? I've never put Matty on ignore.
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 09:30:15 pm: Quote from: Basquo on January 03, 2011, 09:23:14 pm
Most cats do. When I was a kid I use to wait until they got all the way in the sack, then roll down the top and carry them around the house only to open the top and proudly proclaim (usually in front of company) "The cat's out of the bag now!"

Actually I did that up into my 20's.

yesssss! Glad I'm not the only one who finds joy in carrying a cat in a big paper bag.
Title: Re: My cats are like junkies, but for catnip...
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 03, 2011, 09:59:06 pm: Quote from: wtfimpoz on January 03, 2011, 09:29:06 pm
??? Was this directed at me? I've never put Matty on ignore.

lolwut, I was just talking about the kitty roadkill