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Author Topic: Are all Republicans gay?  (Read 3338 times)

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Offline Dachshund

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Are all Republicans gay?
« on: November 03, 2006, 09:38:15 am »
According to James Wolcott of Vanity Fair they are. Bob Corker is the whitey running against Harold Ford Jr. of Tennessee.

Bob Corker is gay. He may not know it yet, he may never know it, he may go to his sarcophagus wrapped in denial, but his fascination with Ford's prowess and good looks gives him away, as does his political affiliation. All Republicans political figures are gay, especially the men. When President Bush insists on kissing one bald head after another, the psychosexual symbolism speaks for itself. He's planting his lips on big uncircumcised Kojak peckers. When Rush Limbaugh packs his Viagra and jets off on a tropical jaunt with the guys, it's assumed there are saucy wenches awaiting him under the sultry palms, but I wonder--I wonder if it's cabana boys making the hammock sway under the moonlight. Republican women--those masochistic saints--are more like Joan Allen playing Pat Nixon under layers of frosting, their rigid smiles forged by years of living a lie with a man infatuated with other men and too timid to take out a subscription to Details magazine, lest he be exposed. The closet in which he dwells doubles as a panic room with a convenient minibar, so that if he ever stumbles or strays, he can blame it on the creme de menthe, not the burning yearning of his heart. Perhaps Corker has a special thing for black men, and can't get enough of that smooth and creamy Blair Underwood. There's no shame in that. Many a significant look has been exchanged in the locker room at half-time.

The only shame is that Harold Ford can't run for office without his Republican opponent, Karl Rove, and Ken Mehlman leching on him and taking turns at the keyhole. The South has made such progress, yet in affairs of the groin, it still has so far to go.


p.s. dedicated to Tim...anyone who can fit the name "Rula Lenska" in a post...well I am not worthy. :-*

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Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2006, 09:57:59 am »
oh, great timing. i was going to post a question in the daily pervert thread but since this thread is here, this was my question:

All wisecracks and loathing aside, why is this list so long?? ??? "Pattern" seems like a f*cking understatement!
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2006, 10:03:29 am »
Quote from: allopathicholistic on November 03, 2006, 09:57:59 am
oh, great timing. i was going to post a question in the daily pervert thread but since this thread is here, this was my question:

All wisecracks and loathing aside, why is this list so long?? ??? "Pattern" seems like a f*cking understatement!

I'm not sure, don't know if it is church or state...or maybe just harsh toilet training. Maybe the conservatives around here can explain it to us?
« Last Edit: November 03, 2006, 10:05:11 am by Dachshund »
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Offline Moffie65

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2006, 10:09:55 am »
I am moved and humbled by your incitefullness.  Now let's see who exposes themselves out of the woodwork.  As I type, that precious minister in Colorado Springs, has now admitted some culpability with the current charges from his very butch whore????

Who the hell wouldn't charge such a contemptuous, arrogant, self engrandizing arsehole?  I sure hope he got loads of money, 'cause his dating chances now are pretty much up in smoke.  But then, Colorado Springs is not necessarily the best hunting grounds for well adjusted Gay people.

In Love and Humility.
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This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2006, 10:20:29 am »
All of you should hang your vicious liberal, commie loving heads in shame.

The Greatest Leader that America has ever had the Honour of Slaving Under is running out the clock in the White House and all you can do is bitch? To be blunt Hal, how do you dare even call yourself "cracker"?

Frankly you people make me sick. Your lack of patriotism offends me, and I'm not even an American. God knows what Ray, Cliff and Jake think.

Jake is right. About what I'm not sure, but I was slurping down Xanax fortified Vodkatinis with Laura "Pickles" Bush just the other day and she passed on a tasteful, though somewhat candid new publicity shot.

I think it's totally in line with the New Republican Party!

Shame poor old Mark Foley didn't catch on in time . . . .


Now THAT'S family entertainment!

MtD
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Offline Moffie65

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2006, 10:30:11 am »
OH F*CK! ......   I'm going to take a hint from Mother Superior, and just leave the pants off, and then mop the chair......

Matty, you are PRECIOUS!!!!

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The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavne

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2006, 10:33:08 am »
OH F*CK! ......   I'm going to take a hint from Mother Superior, and just leave the pants off, and then mop the chair......

Matty, you are PRECIOUS!!!!


And possibly not much longer for these Forums, Daddy Tim, but it's been worth it. ;)

MtD
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Offline aztecan

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2006, 10:34:03 am »
EEEW! I just saw a Bush bush!

I still like the publicity shot Dubya did trying to coerce the moral majority into supporthing him.

Nathan Lane, eat your heart out!



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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2006, 10:53:36 am »
Nathan Lane, eat your heart out!

Girlie-Man,

If you think that's her heart then you're gayer than I gave you credit for! ;)

MtD
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2006, 11:05:31 am »
Now before anyone hits the Goderator panic button people...it is all in innocent fun. At least the "Bush" is tastefully trimmed...and I ain't talkin' about Laura.
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Offline aztecan

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2006, 11:11:42 am »
Gives new meaning to nip and tuck


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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2006, 11:15:26 am »
You know, she looks a bit like my mum.  :o

MtD
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Offline JohnOso

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2006, 11:20:29 am »
To paraphrase Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian:


It takes a real devotion to the Christian/GOP cause to take the dick out of one's mouth long enough to denounce homosexuality.

John
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2006, 11:27:46 am »
I warned my conservative friends, play the gay card once too many times and payback is a bitch. Is there one straight guy left in the GOP?
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Are all Republicans gay?
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2006, 11:30:12 am »
I warned my conservative friends, play the gay card once too many times and payback is a bitch. Is there one straight guy left in the GOP?

Well yeah, but he's packin' fudge with Harold Ford. ;D

MtD
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