My new favourite sport

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Women's Tennis.  It's not the aggressive fast paced sport that hockey is but there's a certain appeal to it...  Could it be the outfits?  Could it be the grunting and groaning that gives Jenna Jamieson's most heartfelt performances a run for the money?  Could it be the spirit of competition and the cameraderie between female competitors?  Who knows!  What's imporant here is that it's entertaining...

Ana Ivanovic


Maria Sharapova


Daniela Huntuchova


Maria Kirilenko



No matter who loses, they're all winners in my books.

[sacinsc]

Yep, I knew a 404 post would make me laugh....if only you could pay them for a cuddle.

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I don't think 20 something babes worth millions of dollars who are adored by many around the world go slumming with pozzies...

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Dominkia Cibulkova


Julia Goerges

[Ann]

Got news for you mate, many, MANY of the women in women's tennis play for the other team.

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so?  many women find rupert everett attractive, it doesn't mean he's going to be leaving the weiner brigade anytime soon in search of pinker pastures...

[Ann]

~shrug~ Just sayin....

[fearless]

Personally, I prefer grunting and groaning to be a few octaves lower but there certainly are some babes on the women's circuit at the moment. The depth of talent has also meant for many more competitive games. Finally, someone has beaten Henin.

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Plus they actually rally.  Men's tennis is all "Fault" "Ace"  Maybe they'll go back and forth a couple of times but it isn't nearly as back and forth as the women's games.

Finally, someone has beaten Henin

Someone beat her a long time ago...... with the ugly stick!

[Oceanbeach]

My doctor said I wasn't getting enough exercise.  I offered to stop watching Golf on TV and change the channel to Tennis  Have the best day
Michael

[sacinsc]

That was sooooo bad

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Anna Kournikova

That's right... stretch that muscle!

Iveta Benesova

[sweetasmeli]

I don't think 20 something babes worth millions of dollars who are adored by many around the world go slumming with pozzies...

Well seeing as no-one else has said anything "slumming with pozzies"?? Huh...speak for you f**ing self. Maybe I'm being touchy but I take offense at this turn of phrase. But whatever. Not impressed.

Debra

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It's gonna be Ivanovic vs. Sharapova in the final!

Ivanovic


Sharapova


I hope it goes to three sets, 7-6 all of them.  I don't care who wins, I just wanna see a good match.

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Got news for you mate, many, MANY of the women in women's tennis play for the other team

And it looks like Ms. Sharapova could be one of them...



She doesn't look too natural in this picture...  Oh well, any girl on girl with her included would be at least 50% sexy guaranteed!

[lucas clay]

My doctor said I wasn't getting enough exercise.  I offered to stop watching Golf on TV and change the channel to Tennis  Have the best day
Michael

I may use that at the doctors today.
Its a real down day today, thanks for the smile

                                                        Lucas

[Optipessimistic]

   No pics of Serena Williams?  I wonder why?

[Ann]

Well seeing as no-one else has said anything "slumming with pozzies"?? Huh...speak for you f**ing self. Maybe I'm being touchy but I take offense at this turn of phrase. But whatever. Not impressed.

Debra

I ignored the comment because I figured he was speaking for himself. It didn't offend me because I have never thought badly of myself because of my status. Never. It's obvious 404 thinks VERY badly of himself and has very little self respect. That's not my problem, and it's not yours either, Debra - although I can't help but feel a little sorry for him. It must be a hard life being so filled with self-loathing that you have to try and purge yourself of it on an internet forum. 

Ann

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I ignored the comment because I figured he was speaking for himself.

I was speaking for myself.  Furthermore I honestly do not believe that a wealthy professional athelte with millions of dollars in tour winnings and endoresement deals is likely to enter into a relationship of a physical nature with someone who has contracted the HIV virus.  They have too much at stake for that type of risk.  Career, finances, media exposure, etc.

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Serena Williams


and, check out this booty


That is some thick, round, juicy booty!

[RapidRod]

MORE TO MY LIKING.

[allopathicholistic]

croc abs, also known as gator abs.  it's like, "turn down da volume would ya please?"

jmho

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Do the guys whose pics you posted who aren't holding a racquet even play tennis?

[RapidRod]

Do the guys whose pics you posted who aren't holding a racquet even play tennis?

No, they play hand ball. 

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What do gay pornstars have to do with women's tennis?

[Miss Philicia]

What do gay pornstars have to do with women's tennis?

They get punch-fucked with a fist with the same force as a tennis ball machine?

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damn, that was disgusting.  you guys are totally gaying up my attractive women who play tennis thread! surely you could bring these pics and topics to queerisms or some thread about poppers, you know, where it would be relevant.  mangina is not the same as vagina...

[David_CA]

What do gay pornstars have to do with women's tennis?

And they probably have the same amount of testosterone (regarding what Ann said).

[RapidRod]

mangina is not the same as vagina...

Are you experienced in both or you just guessing?

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I have an asshole.  It is covered in hair and excretes poo.  Women have vaginas, they are a warm self lubricating organ that does not excrete poo.  Pretty simple stuff really.

[RapidRod]

I have an asshole.

Which part of you might that be?

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Nicole Vaidisova


Jelena Dokic

[thunter34]

What do gay pornstars have to do with women's tennis?

maybe not much.  and guys, i think we're upsetting 404.  after all, women's tennis pics may be as close to "love" as he's likely to get.

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Which part of you might that be?

reading clearly isn't your forte.  it's the part that has hair on it and excretes poo as stated in a previous post.

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Martina Hingis

[RapidRod]

No, I understood just fine. But with you, it's hard to differentiate. 

[Ann]

reading clearly isn't your forte.  it's the part that has hair on it and excretes poo as stated in a previous post.

Your head (the one on your shoulders) has hair, I presume?

[Dachshund]

maybe not much.  and guys, i think we're upsetting 404.  after all, women's tennis pics may be as close to "love" as he's likely to get.

Maybe not:

I'm not really into the whole boyfriend thing (unless it's in prison and I get to be the daddy)
                ~Andre

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Ann what's it like to be middle aged and terribly unfunny?  Once again, if you want to make fun go ahead but put some effort into it.  Ooooo you have poo in your head!!!  Wow, how 12 years old of you...

I'm not really into the whole boyfriend thing (unless it's in prison and I get to be the daddy)

This is how prison works, you either take a bitch or you are a bitch.  If I had to choose (and I hope it never comes to this) I'd rather take a bitch.  Since I'm a law abiding and upstanding citizen, it should never be an issue.

[thunter34]

Maybe not:

I'm not really into the whole boyfriend thing (unless it's in prison and I get to be the daddy)
                ~Andre

::giggle::

[RapidRod]

Ann what's it like to be middle aged and terribly unfunny?  Once again, if you want to make fun go ahead but put some effort into it.  Ooooo you have poo in your head!!!  Wow, how 12 years old of you...

This is how prison works, you either take a bitch or you are a bitch.  If I had to choose (and I hope it never comes to this) I'd rather take a bitch.

Sorry dude, Bubba has his name printed all over your ass.  But if Bubba is like us, he'll too have a hard time differentiating which is which. 

[Miss Philicia]

damn, that was disgusting.  you guys are totally gaying up my attractive women who play tennis thread! surely you could bring these pics and topics to queerisms or some thread about poppers, you know, where it would be relevant.  mangina is not the same as vagina...

Do you need a tissue?

[Miss Philicia]

Oh!  Oh!  Did you notice how 404 tried to throw in one non-caucasian to the mix to throw us off?  Damn he's good.

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Oh!  Oh!  Did you notice how 404 tried to throw in one non-caucasian to the mix to throw us off?

Yeah it must be because I'm racist.  It couldn't possibly be because the majority of top tier professional women's tennis players are caucasian and more specifically European and even more specifically Slavic.

You go girlfriend!

[Dachshund]

This is how prison works, you either take a bitch or you are a bitch.  If I had to choose (and I hope it never comes to this) I'd rather take a bitch.  Since I'm a law abiding and upstanding citizen, it should never be an issue.

I think someone has been watching OZ reruns. You lower case g you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT3IMsPrNNQ&feature=related

[anniebc]

404

So far you have posted 15 pictures of Female Tennis stars of your so called 'New favourite sport"..nothing wrong with that..until you look a little closer.

11 of them are  just posing, out of those 11, in 7 of them there is not a racquet to be seen, although one of them is holding a banana..i still haven't figured out what tha thas to do with tennis..but moving on, out of those 7.. 4 are just butt shots..leaving 4 that actually look like they are playing tennis....so tell us again why this is your "New favourite sport", oh wait a sec, you already did..it's the outfits and the moaning and groaning...so it has nothing to do with the actual gameTennis has it!!

just a little advise here, if you didn't want anyone to post photos of their favourite "sport" maybe you should have posted a topic with a heading something like:

My new favourite sport..this is about me, myself and no-one else is allowed to talk about what they like, lets keep the topic on ME...just something to think about next time you complain about others who dare to come in and post their own favourite photos.

My favourites sports are swimming, beach volley ball and netball, (all of which I have played at a competitive level. BTW).but I don't feel the need to post photos just to prove that I really do enjoy those games.

Jan

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I wish to apologise for the tone of what I wrote earlier this morning; whereas I still don’t care for the turn of phrase “slumming with pozzies”, on reflection, I realise that my outburst was actually misplaced anger that has been simmering away all week.

I think I’ll be avoiding logging in here until things have settled down with my meds; my friends can vouch for the fact that I’m not ‘my usual self’ lately.

Anyway, I’m sorry.

Debra

[thunter34]

I wish to apologise for the tone of what I wrote earlier this morning; whereas I still don’t care for the turn of phrase “slumming with pozzies”, on reflection, I realise that my outburst was actually misplaced anger that has been simmering away all week.

I think I’ll be avoiding logging in here until things have settled down with my meds; my friends can vouch for the fact that I’m not ‘my usual self’ lately.

Anyway, I’m sorry.

Debra

Thanks, D...but I don't think an apology is all that necessary (in my opinion).  I thought the phrase was kinda crummy, too.  Again, just my opinion.

[sacinsc]

I agree, he should have said slumming with pathetic guys who pay for a hand job. I am not gutter trash just because I have hiv.

[lucas clay]

I wish to apologise for the tone of what I wrote earlier this morning; whereas I still don’t care for the turn of phrase “slumming with pozzies”, on reflection, I realise that my outburst was actually misplaced anger that has been simmering away all week.

I think I’ll be avoiding logging in here until things have settled down with my meds; my friends can vouch for the fact that I’m not ‘my usual self’ lately.

Anyway, I’m sorry.

Debra

Young lady i hope everything settles down for you. The meds are a ruff thing on a person.
A long time ago i told you that i admire and respect you.
The above quote shows the quality of your Character.

Thanks, D...but I don't think an apology is all that necessary (in my opinion).  I thought the phrase was kinda crummy, too.  Again, just my opinion.

But she had to to be true to herself.
Praying for you my friend.

                                                        Lucas