The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread

[WillyWump]

Ok, I know this thread will get ZERO responses because you people are all a bunch of nelly queens and think knitting is a sport, but Tonight the Cowboys play the Redskins and the winner takes the NFC East Title!

Cowboys should do well and will trounce the skins, in the skins stadium. LMAO!

Oh, btw...what happened to the NY Giants? LOL.

Get ready for alot of this...




PS- Im making my special Queso

[wolfter]

Please, I've started many threads about football and seldom get a response.  I've watched every bowl game so and am tracking my points for a winner take all poll.

I lose interest once Pittsburgh's out but the Cowgirls should win.

[Miss Philicia]

Ok, I know this thread will get ZERO responses because you people are all a bunch of nelly queens and think knitting is a sport, but Tonight the Cowboys play the Redskins and the winner takes the NFC East Title!

I neither knit nor sew, but this football worship of yours is yet another reason that I'll be waiting on a nice Jewish man to marry instead of your flatulent faux-taco ass.

Skipping evening church services I take it?

[WillyWump]

Please, I've started many threads about football and seldom get a response.  I've watched every bowl game so and am tracking my points for a winner take all poll.

Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.

 the Cowgirls .

Really? You gonna come in here and bash the boys? America's Team?

[WillyWump]

but this football worship of yours is yet another reason that I'll be waiting on a nice Jewish man to marry ..

Sigh. You women will never understand real men such as myself will yall?

[Dachshund]

Romo the homo will blow it as he usually does.

[OneTampa]

Oy!  I root for the Redskins.

(from a Haitian Jew who sews AND loves football-Go RG III!).

 

[WillyWump]

Romo  will blow it as he usually does.

wow, Im impressed Dox, you've actually watched football if you know this

Go RG III!).

 

You girls are really starting to impress me with your football knowledge.

btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right?

[mitch777]

Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.
 

if the cowgirls can only give 3.5 i for one am NOT interested.

[Dachshund]

wow, Im impressed Dox, you've actually watched football if you know this

You girls are really starting to impress me with your football knowledge.

btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right?

Love me some football BIG niners fan.

[OneTampa]

btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right?

Yet, he could not resist the pull of the OTHER DC (Washington, that is.) and he gives his all in thanks for the welcome.
 

[ds4146]

I could use some Demarco running up my back. Yum!
In celebration of your fake birthday, I hope they lose!

[WillyWump]

BIG niners fan.

I could go for a "niner" right now 

[mitch777]

I could go for a "niner" right now 

you only get 3.5

[bocker3]

Well, I do live in Redskins territory, but really.......  Who cares about any team other than the BEST -- The New England Patriots.

Support a real team, Will!

M

[WillyWump]

I could use some Demarco running up my back. Yum!

I could go for a "niner" right now 

you only get 3.5

Nice, it only took half an hour for this to turn into a sex thread.

[mitch777]

who said anything about sex?
i think you might be projecting.

[OneTampa]

Ms. Mattie:  "Would you gentle people like some coffee and doughnuts?"

 

[wolfter]

Damn Willy, so close to scoring and then an interception? 

Yes, I'm enjoying the game while I do a little sewing.

[wolfter]

Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.


Really? You gonna come in here and bash the boys? America's Team?

We'll see when Ohio's team plays Texas's other team.

[klassykitty]

GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!
We need to prove that Manning is worth the bazillions of dollars that he is paid.
 

[klassykitty]

@Willie--I am confused, shouldn't it be what to happened to the Eagles?
On a good note, the Ravens lost.  YES!!!!!

[wolfter]

Sorry Wumpy.  You still have Houston though.     Even they can beat the Bengals.

[OneTampa]

 

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Oh, btw...what happened to the NY Giants? LOL.

Get ready for alot of this...

Eli & Big Blue may have not made it into the playoffs but they trounced the Eagles unlike those Cowgirls you were crowing about    I expect that your ass is passed out from all those swallows of margaritas you imbibed in to drown your sorrows.  We certainly know you weren't lucky to find a 9er.

[tednlou2]

I watched the game.  We cooked lasagna and were suppose to watch Spider-Man 3D, but we have a redskins fan in the family.  My brothers partner is from the DC area and loves them.  And, he knits while watching the game.  He claims he knits to help with his surgical skills as a doctor, but we are not sure about that. 

My best friend is a huge Colts fan.  So, during halftime, we got the whole story how the Colts packed up in the middle of night and headed for Indy.  He said the mayor or governor was trying to get the legislature to give an order to keep them from leaving.  And, Baltimore was pissed they took the Colts name, as well as all the records. 

So, it was football night at my house.

[Growler]

Pusses

footy aussie styl 

[Dachshund]

Romo the homo will blow it as he usually does.

Told you so.

[bocker3]

Hmmmm.....??  Willy, is being very, uncharacteristically, silent now...........

Wonder why?   

M

[skeebo1969]

   How bout' dem Cowboys!?!   

[WillyWump]

 

and to add insult to injury, I was rudely awoken from a beautiful dream of Joesph Gordon Levitt giving me a full body massage at 6:52am this morning by SOMEONE texting me to say that the Cowboys were humiliated by some yankees. Soooo rude. *cough* MissP.

[Rev. Moon]

LAWL...

This is one sad thread.  So cocky when it first started, only to be shamefully defeated.  Poor you 

Indeed this IS the "Official Dallas Cowhoes Thread". 

Hugs and kisses from a (not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan 

[bocker3]

Hugs and kisses from a (not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan 

Well -- in Willy's defense -- he DID, at least, pick a team that had a SHOT at the playoffs.  The Jets -- well, not much to say about them -- of course, being a Pats fan, I am biased...........

[Miss Philicia]

and to add insult to injury, I was rudely awoken from a beautiful dream of Joesph Gordon Levitt giving me a full body massage at 6:52am this morning by SOMEONE texting me to say that the Cowboys were humiliated by some yankees. Soooo rude. *cough* MissP.

*giggle*

I bet your testicles shrank to the size of a pinhead after losing that game.

[mitch777]

*giggle*

I bet your testicles shrank to the size of a pinhead after losing that game.

lol, P. and i hope you enjoy the next 7 or 8 hours before your New Years resolution takes effect.

[Andy Velez]

Personally I was hoping for more pix in this thread and I don't mean scoreboards.

[skeebo1969]

(not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan 

It could be worse, I'm a Dolphin fan.... 

[Miss Philicia]

Cowboys will trounce the skins, in the skins stadium. LMAO!

PS- Im making my special Queso

btw, was that queso from a spray bottle imported from Cairo?

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Personally I was hoping for more pix in this thread and I don't mean scoreboards.

I know it's a little too late but...



Hopefully Wumpy won't have to take matters into hand after he sees it.

[Andy Velez]

Thanks, Solo. Appreciate those end of the year moves...

[wolfter]

Looks like Houston will be leading going into the half, so there's still hope for Texas. 

[mitch777]

GO VIKINGS!!!!!
(pathetic heh?)

[WillyWump]

Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!

YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!

[mitch777]

Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!

YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!

Hey!
I thought you were routing for the cowgirls.
What a loyal fan.

[WillyWump]

Hey!
I thought you were routing for the cowgirls.
What a loyal fan.

I'm actually a better Houston fan than Dallas, I've been to two Houston home games, and zero Dallas games. Although I get Emmitsmiths autograph on a mini football at the cowboys training camp.

See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.

[mitch777]

I'm actually a better Houston fan than Dallas, I've been to two Houston home games, and zero Dallas games. Although I get Emmitsmiths autograph on a mini football at the cowboys training camp.

See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.

LMAO.
Hence the title of this thread.
Bahahahaha!

PS- Are you getting as bad as me in not reading what you type before hitting the post button?

[Miss Philicia]

See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.

Kind of like Pennsylvania? And let me know when you go four subway stops to get to the stadium.

ps: NY state has three teams so actually Texas is rather deficient considering the population. I could actually go further and say that San Antonio is deficient for not having a professional team.

[bocker3]

Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!

YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!

Oh, you poor thing.......   Tom Brady and team already showed that Texans aren't anything to worry about.  So when they show up at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA (btw -- Sid & I were married about 200 yds from that stadium in Sept), they will be there for show only. 

M

[WillyWump]

Oh, you poor thing.......   Tom Brady and team already showed that Texans aren't anything to worry about.  So when they show up at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA (btw -- Sid & I were married about 200 yds from that stadium in Sept), they will be there for show only. 

M

NANCY Please! Foxboro Shmoxboro. We were just resting that week, after our 12-2 sweep of the rest of the division.

that San Antonio is deficient for not having a professional team.

Actually SA tried to woo the Saints here after Katrina (oh I forgot I saw the Saints play the Falcons in the Alamodome). Oh, btw, SA is next up for an expansion team.

GO TEXANS! Yanks eat my as*

[ds4146]

Now here is a player to be proud of....

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/manti-te-o-notre-dame-play-grief-deaths-144408886--ncaaf.html

Sad but sweet and he is so cute!

And fat boy I realize it is College Football, but football none the same.